Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:As I was in the process of packing to leave my ex, he was full of resentment and as revenge shaved his pubic hairs and put the shavings in a pair of my shoes. Unknowingly, I went to put the shoes on and you can figure out the rest...
He also cut the chords to all three of my vibrators...
I really can't figure out the rest.
Op here, lol. I went to put the shoes on and I had just lotioned my feet, as such his pubic hairs were stuck to the soles of my feet. Nothing a washcloth couldn't fix, but it just solidified my reason for leaving him. Mind you he was the one who cheated.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:As I was in the process of packing to leave my ex, he was full of resentment and as revenge shaved his pubic hairs and put the shavings in a pair of my shoes. Unknowingly, I went to put the shoes on and you can figure out the rest...
He also cut the chords to all three of my vibrators...
I really can't figure out the rest.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:About 8 years ago, DH pissed me off about something I don't remember. I signed him up as the PTA treasurer (bio included for voting day). He won.
You are diabolical. I want to be your friend and plot with you.
My own petty revenge- at work a guy wanted to block a project I was working on and repeatedly involved himself in order to try to derail it. Once it was finished, with enormous success, I submitted him for an award for his contributions to the project.
Wow! I bow to you, brilliant. Yes, we should be friends (I'm the poster you replied to).
Do you have anything pending that I can help with?
Sure, someone lied and said that I insulted him by saying he lacked relevant training. Most people realize it's untrue, because my insults (while rare) are much meaner than the one he is claiming. Any ideas there?