loafing 3D nonchalant turds

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:As an Airbnb host, I clean toilets daily. Honestly? It's not that big a deal.

Would you have no problem whatsoever with doing this for a spouse, the same person every day, who knows you are having to do it?

Do you equate cleaning a toilet with some sort of power differential? OP stays home -- cleaning the house falls pretty squarely in her wheelhouse. If she doesn't want to do it, she should outsource it.

Nope. Would it be okay if your spouse sh1t the bed daily, and you had to clean it? Because you are cleaning anyway, right?

What if your spouse skid marked the sofa daily?

I'm not saying it's a power game. I'm saying that if you are over five years old, you should have the dignity God gave a cat and take care of your own waste, unless you are physically unable to do so. If you feel like letting your poop lay around just because you are lazy, you're pretty gross.

I'll happily judge you for that. It's gross.

Anonymous wrote:I think we need a separate forum for this but, as a man, on the occasions this happens to me, I find it great target practice and see it as a challenge to see if my stream is strong enough to dislodge the offending material. Perhaps suggest the target practice angle. Men love games and competition.

This is brilliant.

Some Toto bidet toilet seats spray a coat of water in the bowl as soon as you sit down on. Maybe that would help prevent the grossness?

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Anonymous wrote:I'm tired of seeing this thread title in recent topics! Gross! Damn it all to hell!

OP: "I'm tired of seeing this actual feces of a grown man in the toilet! Gross! Damn it all to hell!"

Some of you put up with the weirdest and most degrading crap in the name of staying married.

Anonymous wrote:I'm tired of seeing this thread title in recent topics! Gross! Damn it all to hell!

OP: "I'm tired of seeing this actual feces of a grown man in the toilet! Gross! Damn it all to hell!"

Can you get a plastic pitcher and put it on the back ledge of the toilet or on the sink counter, and he can fill it and pour the water into the toilet bowl before he takes a dump? Or better yet, he can add water to the toilet bowl after he's flushed, so the water level is higher and ready to go when he comes in in the morning to take his morning dump.

I'm tired of seeing this thread title in recent topics! Gross! Damn it all to hell!

I am a sahm. I don't share a bathroom with my DH. I also have a cleaning lady come in twice a week to clean the house and I pay her well enough not to worry if there is poop sticking in the toilet. I sure as heck am not cleaning it.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:As an Airbnb host, I clean toilets daily. Honestly? It's not that big a deal.

Would you have no problem whatsoever with doing this for a spouse, the same person every day, who knows you are having to do it?

Do you equate cleaning a toilet with some sort of power differential? OP stays home -- cleaning the house falls pretty squarely in her wheelhouse. If she doesn't want to do it, she should outsource it.

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Anonymous wrote:Love it!!!

Where is that article about the Kentucky family who grew up thinking it was normal to have a Poop Spade in the bathroom to chunk stuff up with before flushing?
He only figured out it is not mainstream, when he got to college and asked a friend where the poker thing is for the bathroom.

I hate to agree but I think he's going to have to chop it off the toilet walls and then use the brush for stains. Esp when he likes leaving it there for days and days of more hard poop supply. He needs this type of chisel.

https://www.amazon.com/Flexrake-Standard-3-Feet-Aluminum-Handle/dp/B000633Q84

Are you white Americans living outside London or another nationality where this kind of misogyny or treatment is a nod to the patriarch?

And he wants you to suck his cock? Hell no.

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Anonymous wrote:I'm a guy. It is the pooper's responsibility to clean the skid marks off the toilet post-poop. Occasionally forgetting is one thing, constantly neglecting this task is acting like a slob. Other women get pissed at their husbands for leaving the seat up; you're tolerating cleaning feces. I think it's one thing to do it once in a blue moon, but I would not do this regularly, and I know my wife wouldn't either.

um, these sound like 3D skidmarks. like actual TURDS stuck all around the toilet and he just keeps layering them on day after day.

+1

omg. how sick and unsanitary. what a selfish lazy @$$.

OP - can you release some horseflies in his bathroom so he has a big A HA moment?

Anonymous wrote:This thread is hilarious-gross but what in god's name happened to personal pride? If I mentioned to DH about his loafing 3D turds he, as a man with just your everyday class, would be embarrassed as all get out. Can the magic ever come back to a marriage where one partner is turd nonchalant and the other repulsed??

Sounds like a Seinfeld episode.

It’s easy for your dh to clean sticky ( ack!) messes like that without using a brush. All he needs is a cup of water. Pour on the mess right where it is stuck and it comes right off.