You've given me a new way to consider that...

"You've get to get up earlier in the morning to fool me!"

"Stop pulling my leg!"

"You can't bullshit a bullshitter!"

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"You are as full of it as a Christmas goose" or "stuffed goose."

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Anonymous wrote:Need context

A man that I'm seeing just fed me a bullshit line and I would like to call him out on it before I cut things off. Ideally I would like to say "You're full of shit". I'm trying to work on my tact-I've had serious issues with my delivery in the past.

If you're about to cut him off just say what you like.

Agree. I thought this was in a work context where you had to be professional.

Another one for

"Bless your heart"

I'm pretty direct when someone is lying to my face.

I smile and say "I don't believe you"

Aw Larla, bless your heart! Laugh"

Maybe we should try not concerning ourselves with politeness when people are lying to us for their benefit.

Well, bless your heart.

Respectfully, I didn't believe what you when you said xxxx.

That is a problem for our relationship because if you were being honest, I don't believe you, and if you weren't being honest, I caught you. So let's just move on. I wish you all the best.

And mean it.

Everyone's entitled to their own opinion.

Agree to disagree.

We've reached an impasse.

Ha, ha! I hope you're joking.

All evidence to the contrary.

"I don't believe you."