Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:everyday around 5:30 am...I take my morning constitutional in my neighbors bushes while reading his WaPo (I wear a headlamp and bring my own TP)
OMG I laughed for 30 minutes at this!
Anonymous wrote:everyday around 5:30 am...I take my morning constitutional in my neighbors bushes while reading his WaPo (I wear a headlamp and bring my own TP)
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Waiting for a bus late at night a few months ago, suddenly had to go. You know when you have abdominal pain and there is no way your sphincter will hold? Well, I behind the nearest bush, dropped trou and let it go! Better than in m y pants. And no, I was not drunk. I was coming home from a late night workout at the gym and had to change buses.
I have autoimmune disorder that affects my intestines and have never done this! There is always a public restroom if you look around.
Anonymous wrote:Ugh! College!
The guy I was seeing was very outdoorsy and took me camping. His definition of camping was very different from the camping I'd done with my family growing up. Growing up, we'd go to a camp ground that had port-a-potties throughout the tent sites and then a handful of showers and real bathrooms that you could walk to.
The guy took me to this little gravel lot where we parked and then hiked up a trail for, like, 2 or 3 miles before setting up camp. We had to hang our food in a tree and dig holes to poop in. It was the most miserable 3 days of my life.