Anonymous
Post 04/29/2017 11:04     Subject: Anyone else married to a Beta male?
Anonymous wrote:My DW doesn't categorize it as Beta and Alpha but has said that she likes my calmness laid back more beta characteristics, on a daily life/social basis but more alpha characteristics in the bedroom and when certain situations warrant. Inserting humble brag, I pulled elderly handicapped neighbor out of her house when her kitchen caught on fire and my DW said it was sexy and manly and thanked me with mind blowing daily sex for a few weeks afterward.


A woman with a fire fighter fetish. Dime a dozen.
Anonymous
Post 04/29/2017 11:03     Subject: Anyone else married to a Beta male?
Anonymous wrote:
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Anonymous wrote:Who refers to men as alphas and betas??


Shockingly, my wife does, although only about a particularly weak husband of a friend of hers. I hope that means she thinks I'm an alpha.


Does she have an AP?


Supposedly no.


What makes him weak?


Won't make a decision. Wife bosses him around. Overly emotional. Not career driven. Roomy khakis.


I had better throw out my roomy khakis.


I'm basically a beta, but I wear roomy khakis because I need more room down there, which is kind of alpha I guess.
Anonymous
Post 04/29/2017 11:00     Subject: Anyone else married to a Beta male?
My DW doesn't categorize it as Beta and Alpha but has said that she likes my calmness laid back more beta characteristics, on a daily life/social basis but more alpha characteristics in the bedroom and when certain situations warrant. Inserting humble brag, I pulled elderly handicapped neighbor out of her house when her kitchen caught on fire and my DW said it was sexy and manly and thanked me with mind blowing daily sex for a few weeks afterward.
Anonymous
Post 04/28/2017 22:55     Subject: Anyone else married to a Beta male?
Beta is code for dishrag

Enjoy calling the repair guy to fix your stuff
Anonymous
Post 04/28/2017 22:55     Subject: Anyone else married to a Beta male?
Anonymous wrote:
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Anonymous wrote:Who refers to men as alphas and betas??


Shockingly, my wife does, although only about a particularly weak husband of a friend of hers. I hope that means she thinks I'm an alpha.


Does she have an AP?


Supposedly no.


What makes him weak?


Won't make a decision. Wife bosses him around. Overly emotional. Not career driven. Roomy khakis.


Indecisive, lazy, never has an opinion on anything, asks "What should we do" about 5-10x a day, won't do anything unless asked/requested (i.e. Zero initiative), no interest in any sports, no hobbies, forgets everyone's bdays....
Anonymous
Post 04/28/2017 22:49     Subject: Anyone else married to a Beta male?
Anonymous wrote:Ridiculous threads like this keep me coming back to DCUM. Great stuff.

Married a lone wolf who follows no one ever and has no patience for fools - should I think of him as a zeta?


Sounds ideal.
Anonymous
Post 04/28/2017 19:19     Subject: Anyone else married to a Beta male?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:My XDH was a Beta. I grew up poor and so latched on to him to get out of poverty. He worked hard and provided well for me and our two daughters but he wasn't the Chrarlie Sheen type so I never respected him. I continued to have affairs with bad boy types for fun until one day I gave my DH a STI. He sent me to the doctor and, in addition to giving him gonorroea, I was HIV postive and had HPV.

He immediately went on antiretrovirals and divorced me. XDH is HIV free and has full custody of our daughters. Meanwhile I am again impoverished and hanging out with exciting alphas.


Clearly a troll. Go back under your cave.


That was a decent troll. I'll give it a 6/10.
Anonymous
Post 04/28/2017 19:11     Subject: Anyone else married to a Beta male?
Bridge, I mean
Anonymous
Post 04/28/2017 19:11     Subject: Anyone else married to a Beta male?
Anonymous wrote:My XDH was a Beta. I grew up poor and so latched on to him to get out of poverty. He worked hard and provided well for me and our two daughters but he wasn't the Chrarlie Sheen type so I never respected him. I continued to have affairs with bad boy types for fun until one day I gave my DH a STI. He sent me to the doctor and, in addition to giving him gonorroea, I was HIV postive and had HPV.

He immediately went on antiretrovirals and divorced me. XDH is HIV free and has full custody of our daughters. Meanwhile I am again impoverished and hanging out with exciting alphas.


Clearly a troll. Go back under your cave.
Anonymous
Post 04/28/2017 18:23     Subject: Anyone else married to a Beta male?
Anonymous wrote:My XDH was a Beta. I grew up poor and so latched on to him to get out of poverty. He worked hard and provided well for me and our two daughters but he wasn't the Chrarlie Sheen type so I never respected him. I continued to have affairs with bad boy types for fun until one day I gave my DH a STI. He sent me to the doctor and, in addition to giving him gonorroea, I was HIV postive and had HPV.

He immediately went on antiretrovirals and divorced me. XDH is HIV free and has full custody of our daughters. Meanwhile I am again impoverished and hanging out with exciting alphas.
do you tell the "alphas" you have a deadly STD?
Anonymous
Post 04/28/2017 16:17     Subject: Anyone else married to a Beta male?
Anonymous wrote:
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Anonymous wrote:Who refers to men as alphas and betas??


Shockingly, my wife does, although only about a particularly weak husband of a friend of hers. I hope that means she thinks I'm an alpha.


Does she have an AP?


Supposedly no.


What makes him weak?


Won't make a decision. Wife bosses him around. Overly emotional. Not career driven. Roomy khakis.


I had better throw out my roomy khakis.
Anonymous
Post 04/28/2017 16:05     Subject: Anyone else married to a Beta male?
Anonymous wrote:
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Anonymous wrote:Who refers to men as alphas and betas??


Shockingly, my wife does, although only about a particularly weak husband of a friend of hers. I hope that means she thinks I'm an alpha.


Does she have an AP?


Supposedly no.


What makes him weak?


Won't make a decision. Wife bosses him around. Overly emotional. Not career driven. Roomy khakis.
Anonymous
Post 04/28/2017 15:31     Subject: Anyone else married to a Beta male?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I think we are all alpha and beta in some respects. Find your male's alpha.


And the alpha part can't consist of whispering snarky remarks about others while on line at Starbucks.
LOL! Closet alphas?
Anonymous
Post 04/28/2017 15:26     Subject: Anyone else married to a Beta male?
Anonymous wrote:My XDH was a Beta. I grew up poor and so latched on to him to get out of poverty. He worked hard and provided well for me and our two daughters but he wasn't the Chrarlie Sheen type so I never respected him. I continued to have affairs with bad boy types for fun until one day I gave my DH a STI. He sent me to the doctor and, in addition to giving him gonorroea, I was HIV postive and had HPV.

He immediately went on antiretrovirals and divorced me. XDH is HIV free and has full custody of our daughters. Meanwhile I am again impoverished and hanging out with exciting alphas.


Sounds like you got exactly what you deserved.
Anonymous
Post 04/28/2017 15:25     Subject: Anyone else married to a Beta male?
My XDH was a Beta. I grew up poor and so latched on to him to get out of poverty. He worked hard and provided well for me and our two daughters but he wasn't the Chrarlie Sheen type so I never respected him. I continued to have affairs with bad boy types for fun until one day I gave my DH a STI. He sent me to the doctor and, in addition to giving him gonorroea, I was HIV postive and had HPV.

He immediately went on antiretrovirals and divorced me. XDH is HIV free and has full custody of our daughters. Meanwhile I am again impoverished and hanging out with exciting alphas.