Anonymous
Post 03/22/2017 09:06     Subject: What type of things do you do that I really illegal and why
Anonymous wrote:I steal medication from people's homes when I visit - they'd never suspect me.


Yes Sarah, we know. And now there's not so much as a Tylenol in any of our bathrooms, or bedrooms on the rare occasion you are invited into our home. Get help.
Anonymous
Post 03/22/2017 09:00     Subject: What type of things do you do that I really illegal and why
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:If I like a beer glass/mug at a bar, I'll put it in my purse. I've done this probably five times over the years.


DH and I usually do this together on vacation. If our server is nice we just ask and they've always just left an empty when clearing.


Just don't pos thieves.
Anonymous
Post 03/22/2017 07:38     Subject: What type of things do you do that I really illegal and why
Once I've reached the 5 free articles per month limit on the newspaper website I visit, I clear the history on my phone to restart the 5 free articles. My justification is that I can clear my history as much as I'd like, the glitch is on them.
Anonymous
Post 03/22/2017 05:40     Subject: Re:What type of things do you do that I really illegal and why
Anonymous wrote:I worked at bars for 10 years in my early adult hood and probably 5 of them had a policy where the waitress gets charged for any glassware stolen during her tables meal. So I probably paid for at least a dozen pint glasses in my youth. It really sucks to loose your tip plus some over people being drunk and stupid and stealing for the sake of memories or their collection of other stolen shit from bars.


I also worked in bars from the early aughts to the early teens and this was never a thing. More unscrupulous businesses would charge servers for plates they broke, though. Where did you work? (I was in D.C.).
Anonymous
Post 03/22/2017 05:36     Subject: Re:What type of things do you do that I really illegal and why
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I fart in crowded elevators, microwave fish at work, and smear boogers on metro train seats.

Well, I also sign all of my friends up for Trump campaign emails. Not illegal, but evil.


My cousin has some sort of weird fetish. This is gross so I apologize in advance and back out now if you are easily offended.

She is a really pretty blonde/blue eyed "butter wouldn't melt in her mouth" girl who is obsessed with farting and getting away with it. She says no one would ever think it was her. She does it all the time in public. Will purposely eat gas causing foods then go "crop dusting" in supermarkets. She always lets SBDs when talking in a group then watches everyone get blamed for her. She also never flushes after a poo. Says she likes thinking about people freaking out finding her turds.

I don't know what kind of childhood trauma caused it but its so nasty!!! I wish I were trolling here but I am not.


That is more than a little crazy, but also kind of hilarious!
Anonymous
Post 03/22/2017 05:23     Subject: What type of things do you do that I really illegal and why
Anonymous wrote:If I like a beer glass/mug at a bar, I'll put it in my purse. I've done this probably five times over the years.


DH and I usually do this together on vacation. If our server is nice we just ask and they've always just left an empty when clearing.
Anonymous
Post 03/22/2017 05:18     Subject: What type of things do you do that I really illegal and why
Once I learned that Daschle and Geithner cheat on their taxes and no one gives a shit, I stopped paying.
Anonymous
Post 03/22/2017 05:04     Subject: What type of things do you do that I really illegal and why
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:If I like a beer glass/mug at a bar, I'll put it in my purse. I've done this probably five times over the years.


I worked at a place where we had a button in the computer to charge people for stolen barware.


I was a bartender for years and I never encountered this.
Anonymous
Post 03/22/2017 03:56     Subject: What type of things do you do that I really illegal and why
I work odd jobs without work authorization because my husband is using my visa dependence on him to give me "an allowance". And it is not enough
Anonymous
Post 03/22/2017 01:21     Subject: What type of things do you do that I really illegal and why
Anonymous wrote:Smoke pot

Roll stops and speed



Me too. Smoke a ton of weed.
Anonymous
Post 03/21/2017 23:04     Subject: What type of things do you do that I really illegal and why
Smoke pot

Roll stops and speed

Anonymous
Post 03/21/2017 22:50     Subject: What type of things do you do that I really illegal and why
Anonymous wrote:
Let my dog poo in someone's yard when I didn't have a doo doo bag with me




You are the love child of Hitler and Satan.
Anonymous
Post 03/21/2017 22:47     Subject: What type of things do you do that I really illegal and why
Speed (regularly go 90+ on largely deserted interstates). But not in residential areas or when other cars/people are around.

Rolling stop

Let my dog poo in someone's yard when I didn't have a doo doo bag with me

Text and drive

Jaywalking

Anonymous
Post 03/21/2017 22:39     Subject: What type of things do you do that I really illegal and why
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I steal medication from people's homes when I visit - they'd never suspect me.


But they do.

We were visiting my in-laws at Christmas and I could hear, through the bathroom door, a guest (one of their family friends) going through their pill bottles. I went in there right after she came out and saw that she'd emptied my FIL's bottle of painkillers, which I'd picked up for him at the pharmacy earlier in the day. I guess she thought she was being slick but it was pretty obvious.


Did you get the pills back?
Anonymous
Post 03/21/2017 22:36     Subject: What type of things do you do that I really illegal and why
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I steal medication from people's homes when I visit - they'd never suspect me.


But they do.

We were visiting my in-laws at Christmas and I could hear, through the bathroom door, a guest (one of their family friends) going through their pill bottles. I went in there right after she came out and saw that she'd emptied my FIL's bottle of painkillers, which I'd picked up for him at the pharmacy earlier in the day. I guess she thought she was being slick but it was pretty obvious.