You sound like Grown Up Regina George.


I hope you get hit by a school bus and then Ms Perfect Neighbor is the only person who will visit you. She'll feed you her perfect get well muffins and you won't be able to escape her niceness.

Sasha Grey
chips
Chewing tobacco
Pain / anxiety pills
Beer

Anonymous wrote:McDonald's Filet of Fish meal.
Eating mallow creme straight out of the tub.
Maple Bacon Potato chips

Maple bacon chips?!?!omg where did you buy them?????

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Anonymous wrote:After a long day at work, taking 15 minutes alone in my bedroom before I start the second shift at home.

There should be no guilt in that. Stop polishing your martyr badge, and guiltlessly enjoy your break.

Wow...that escalated quickly. Did you really just say "martyr badge"? Calm down. --NP

Sorry. I'm so ragey lately. I want us women to stop feeling bad about taking care of ourselves. Now if she'd said, "After a long day at work, taking 15 minutes in my bedroom to smoke a joint and sex up the manny before I start the second shift at home," that would be a secret pleasure worthy of guilt.

When I was a sahm and dh came home and wanted 15 minutes to "unwind" after 25 minutes in the car with nobody screaming at him, listening to his own music, nobody asking for snacks or hitting their sibling--I admit I was ragey about that. Because once he finished unwinding and got with the kids, I went to cook dinner. And during my kids naps (which rarely overlapped, by the way), I was trying to do my very very part time consulting hours, or fold laundry, dishes, etc.

Now that my kids are older and I'm back at work, that 15 minutes for someone to unwind while nanny is still there is not big deal to me, but tell that to me 8 years ago and I would have gone postal on you

I read truly terrible romance novels on my kindle.

Arguing in favor of a position I totally disagree with just for fun.

Porn

Forensic files

Anonymous wrote:fountain diet coke. unfortunately with this organic food movement things with aspartame are judged harsher than heroin. people are super judge-y about DC in my moms social circle. I think they would call CPS if they knew my kids loved to sneak sips.

Omg, this is me.... i only indulge 3-4 times a year but my kids go nuts for it !

Anonymous wrote:90s RnB while driving.

Why a guilty pleasure? Good stuff.

Anonymous wrote:Investigation Discovery
chocolate chip cookies (the kind that come ready to bake in little squares - I make them to pretend they're for the kids, but in reality, they're for me, and I eat them by the handful)

Me too although I bake 4 -5 at a time. Eat 3 give child 1-2.

Teen Wolf
Pringles

Sweetened condensed milk. Eaten with a spoon. Out of can. Only happens once a year when I have it in the house for cookie recipes. Love it.

90s RnB while driving.

Cigarettes. My family would freak out if they knew I smoked. Yeah, I know it's bad for you, but I only smoke 1 or 2 a day, and honestly...I love smoking.

Cool ranch doritos, hostess chocolate donuts, staying up way too late when I should be going to bed early to prepare for more adulting, talking to my cat with stupid voices, fart jokes, and not knowing the last time I washed my favorite pair of jeans.

Stretch Island Brand fruit leather
Cheesesteak subs
Shakira en espanol. (I otherwise absolutely only listen to country and bluegrass)