Anonymous wrote:
Maybe his astronomical nose.
Or the astronomical number of sexist, racist, tasteless comments that he makes...
In 2011, to female sea cadet: “Do you work in a strip club?”
In 2009, to multi-ethnic Britain’s Got Talent 2009 winners: “Are you all one family?”
In 2000, to deaf children by steel band: “Deaf? If you’re near there, no wonder you are deaf.”
In 1998, to a British trekker in Papua New Guinea: “You managed not to get eaten then?”
In 1997, using Hitler’s title to address German chancellor Helmut Kohl calling him: “Reichskanzler.”
1996 after Dunblane massacre: “If a cricketer suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, are you going to ban cricket bats?”
In 1995 on stress counselling for servicemen : “We didn’t have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun. You just got on with it!”
In 1999 to black politician Lord Taylor of Warwick,: “And what exotic part of the world do you come from?”
In 1998 on smoke alarms to a woman who lost two sons in a fire: “They’re a damn nuisance - I’ve got one in my bathroom and every time I run my bath the steam sets it off.”
In 1995 to Scottish driving instructor: “How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?”
In 1993, to Lockerbie residents after plane bombing: “People say after a fire it’s water damage that’s the worst. We’re still drying out Windsor Castle.”
In 1981 on the recession: “A few years ago, everybody was saying we must have more leisure, everyone’s working too much. Now everybody’s got more leisure time they’re complaining they’re unemployed. People don’t seem to make up their minds what they want.”
To Paraguay dictator General Stroessner: “It’s a pleasure to be in a country that isn’t ruled by its people.”
To Cayman Islanders: “Aren’t most of you descended from pirates?”
In 1988, "I don’t think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.”
In 1965 on Ethiopian art: “It looks like the kind of thing my daughter would bring back from school art lessons.”