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Anonymous wrote:4 y.o. DS hopped into bed with us this very morning while DH was inside me. He didn't pull out right away and tried to finish while DS was trying to cuddle up in front of me. I wanted to strangle DH and gave him a horse kick bc he was still slowly pumping away after a minute or two (Yes, door should have been locked). Sex is frequent so he should've stopped right away. DS had no clue, but I was infinitely uncomfortable.

Thats truly disgusting and sickening and reminds me of this XOJane article about a child molestor who was always trying to have sex with this woman while her child was in bed.

Truly gross. Your DH has issues

I'm thinking this should be reported to the police. If they choose to investigate they can track down the family through the IP, which this site would be required to furnish if ordered to

I think you should see a psychiatrist.

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Anonymous wrote:Do you try to be as quiet as possible when you have sex and the kids are in the house, or don't you care if they hear? I remember hearing my parents a lot when I was a kid and didn't think much of it, but a friend was recently asked to keep it down by her teen son and was mortified that he could hear them at night (even though he's only a room away...duh he can hear you...).

Quite a bold little millennial! If my own DS ever said this to me, I would bring to his attention all the times I've heard heavy breathing and squeaky mattress springs coming from his room as I'm on my way to wake him up in the morning. That would end the conversation pretty quickly.

Trying to sexually shame him? Thats rich coming from someone who's already deep in the trenches of sexual decline.

Oh please. My only point is that everyone in this house is mature enough to understand the need for sexual release, and you can't always hide when it's happening. I would never confront DS about how often we hear him masturbating, so I would hope the understanding is mutual.

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Anonymous wrote:DW absolutely will not have sex with kids around. It is always when they go for sleepovers or we go away

So you guys have sex like three times a year then? Yay, go you.

Well maybe 6-9 but you get the idea... Yup, sucks to be me in a huge way. She didn't mind when kids were really little, but the damn teenager is up late. Me, I would be all over morning sex while teen is snoozing but she wants no part of that either

but morning sex rocks....so she's okay with self pleasuring but staying quiet when the kids are awake? How weird. Sex is a biological drive. How can you keep it to 6 or 9 times a YEAR?

Because you get older. You go through menopause, and lose all/most your sexual desire.

My mom did not get that memo! Jesus, her and her husband (their second marriages) are like teenagers. I even found nudies of her laying around the house. They are so gross!!! There is some serious senior citizen sex going on with those two.

What are you, 12? Gross? Anyone who hopes to live to old age AND enjoy pleasure is going to have to accept that it's not "gross." Orgasms are not just for the young and beautiful.

I mean that in a loving way. I hope I'm still having sex when I'm collecting social security. I really think it is great, though I wish they had secured those pictures. I think their renewed interest in sex is simply variety. They were both in long term first marriages where sex probably waned, much like the sad stories here on this site and then found each other and get to start all over again. I also think the PP who things that your lose all of your sexual drive at menopause is completely off base: https://consumer.healthday.com/encyclopedia/aging-1/misc-aging-news-10/sex-and-seniors-the-70-year-itch-647575.html

As this article points out, sex is a use it or lose it.

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Anonymous wrote:DW absolutely will not have sex with kids around. It is always when they go for sleepovers or we go away

So you guys have sex like three times a year then? Yay, go you.

Well maybe 6-9 but you get the idea... Yup, sucks to be me in a huge way. She didn't mind when kids were really little, but the damn teenager is up late. Me, I would be all over morning sex while teen is snoozing but she wants no part of that either

but morning sex rocks....so she's okay with self pleasuring but staying quiet when the kids are awake? How weird. Sex is a biological drive. How can you keep it to 6 or 9 times a YEAR?

Because you get older. You go through menopause, and lose all/most your sexual desire.

in your 40s?

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Anonymous wrote:DW absolutely will not have sex with kids around. It is always when they go for sleepovers or we go away

So you guys have sex like three times a year then? Yay, go you.

Well maybe 6-9 but you get the idea... Yup, sucks to be me in a huge way. She didn't mind when kids were really little, but the damn teenager is up late. Me, I would be all over morning sex while teen is snoozing but she wants no part of that either

but morning sex rocks....so she's okay with self pleasuring but staying quiet when the kids are awake? How weird. Sex is a biological drive. How can you keep it to 6 or 9 times a YEAR?

Because you get older. You go through menopause, and lose all/most your sexual desire.

My mom did not get that memo! Jesus, her and her husband (their second marriages) are like teenagers. I even found nudies of her laying around the house. They are so gross!!! There is some serious senior citizen sex going on with those two.

What are you, 12? Gross? Anyone who hopes to live to old age AND enjoy pleasure is going to have to accept that it's not "gross." Orgasms are not just for the young and beautiful.

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Anonymous wrote:Do you try to be as quiet as possible when you have sex and the kids are in the house, or don't you care if they hear? I remember hearing my parents a lot when I was a kid and didn't think much of it, but a friend was recently asked to keep it down by her teen son and was mortified that he could hear them at night (even though he's only a room away...duh he can hear you...).

If the kids are awake while we are having sex, then we are quiet. Sometimes in the middle of the day, we do it in the master shower, but on occasion one of our kids had started banging on tbr bathroom door demanding that we mediate a fight over the xbox. If the kids are asleep, then we are not worried about volume.

I definitely won't clutch my pearls of they hear us from time to time or have an idea of what we are doing. We are married and we are healthy. Frequent sex is what happens in good marriages.

If my kids banged on the door of the bathroom and demanded anything they'd lose screens for a few days.

They can "demand" a trip to the doctor if they're sick or bang on the door if the house is on fire. In any other circumstance they need to politely respect boundaries.

Maybe some of the posters who don't have sex in the house have raised their kids to feel entitled to 100% of their time and unable to hear "no."

Well it was kid who banged on the bathroom door and I have plenty of sex with my DH. Which is why we are sometimes fucking in the bathroom at 2PM on a Saturday.

Unfortunately, I can't conjure up my inner Joan Crawford, nor is that offense worthy of such an extreme response, so banging on doors usually just result in me not responding until I've rinsed the deposit off myself, finished showering, toweled off and gotten dressed.

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Anonymous wrote:DW absolutely will not have sex with kids around. It is always when they go for sleepovers or we go away

So you guys have sex like three times a year then? Yay, go you.

Well maybe 6-9 but you get the idea... Yup, sucks to be me in a huge way. She didn't mind when kids were really little, but the damn teenager is up late. Me, I would be all over morning sex while teen is snoozing but she wants no part of that either

but morning sex rocks....so she's okay with self pleasuring but staying quiet when the kids are awake? How weird. Sex is a biological drive. How can you keep it to 6 or 9 times a YEAR?

Because you get older. You go through menopause, and lose all/most your sexual desire.

My mom did not get that memo! Jesus, her and her husband (their second marriages) are like teenagers. I even found nudies of her laying around the house. They are so gross!!! There is some serious senior citizen sex going on with those two.

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Anonymous wrote:Do you try to be as quiet as possible when you have sex and the kids are in the house, or don't you care if they hear? I remember hearing my parents a lot when I was a kid and didn't think much of it, but a friend was recently asked to keep it down by her teen son and was mortified that he could hear them at night (even though he's only a room away...duh he can hear you...).

If the kids are awake while we are having sex, then we are quiet. Sometimes in the middle of the day, we do it in the master shower, but on occasion one of our kids had started banging on tbr bathroom door demanding that we mediate a fight over the xbox. If the kids are asleep, then we are not worried about volume.

I definitely won't clutch my pearls of they hear us from time to time or have an idea of what we are doing. We are married and we are healthy. Frequent sex is what happens in good marriages.

If my kids banged on the door of the bathroom and demanded anything they'd lose screens for a few days.

They can "demand" a trip to the doctor if they're sick or bang on the door if the house is on fire. In any other circumstance they need to politely respect boundaries.

Maybe some of the posters who don't have sex in the house have raised their kids to feel entitled to 100% of their time and unable to hear "no."

Anonymous wrote:4 y.o. DS hopped into bed with us this very morning while DH was inside me. He didn't pull out right away and tried to finish while DS was trying to cuddle up in front of me. I wanted to strangle DH and gave him a horse kick bc he was still slowly pumping away after a minute or two (Yes, door should have been locked). Sex is frequent so he should've stopped right away. DS had no clue, but I was infinitely uncomfortable.

You have possibly the most disgusting husband I have yet heard about on this board. That is so disrespectful and gross and selfish.

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Anonymous wrote:DW absolutely will not have sex with kids around. It is always when they go for sleepovers or we go away

So you guys have sex like three times a year then? Yay, go you.

Well maybe 6-9 but you get the idea... Yup, sucks to be me in a huge way. She didn't mind when kids were really little, but the damn teenager is up late. Me, I would be all over morning sex while teen is snoozing but she wants no part of that either

but morning sex rocks....so she's okay with self pleasuring but staying quiet when the kids are awake? How weird. Sex is a biological drive. How can you keep it to 6 or 9 times a YEAR?

Because you get older. You go through menopause, and lose all/most your sexual desire.

Anonymous wrote:Do you try to be as quiet as possible when you have sex and the kids are in the house, or don't you care if they hear? I remember hearing my parents a lot when I was a kid and didn't think much of it, but a friend was recently asked to keep it down by her teen son and was mortified that he could hear them at night (even though he's only a room away...duh he can hear you...).

If the kids are awake while we are having sex, then we are quiet. Sometimes in the middle of the day, we do it in the master shower, but on occasion one of our kids had started banging on tbr bathroom door demanding that we mediate a fight over the xbox. If the kids are asleep, then we are not worried about volume.

I definitely won't clutch my pearls of they hear us from time to time or have an idea of what we are doing. We are married and we are healthy. Frequent sex is what happens in good marriages.

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You drew the short stick in life. Sorry.

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Anonymous wrote:It's bordering on child abuse if you know your kids can hear you and don't try to be quiet. I heard my parents when I was a kid and I'd be watching tv after everyone went to bed. Horrifying.

I agree. It's very strange to do that to your kids, really makes you wonder about the parents' motives..

PP 23:46 again. How many parents think they're being stealthy but can actually be heard? I doubt there are people who consciously go at it thinking, "Hey! Let's give the kids a good show."

Can they really be that dumb though? I guess they're just prioritizing them nutting over the kids' welfare

Who would ever agree to have children if they knew it meant no sex when the kids could ever possibly be aware of what was going on?

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Anonymous wrote:It's bordering on child abuse if you know your kids can hear you and don't try to be quiet. I heard my parents when I was a kid and I'd be watching tv after everyone went to bed. Horrifying.

I agree. It's very strange to do that to your kids, really makes you wonder about the parents' motives..

How do you KNOW the kids can hear you?

I'm thinking about all those many thousands of years when people lived in one-room huts or tents and the parents had sex with kids right there in the room with them. Apparently that was child abuse! Who knew.

+1. It causes me to wonder if some of the posters have experienced really good sex. You have every good intention of staying as quiet as possible, but once you're in the throws of passion, you reach a point where you can no longer control what you do or what comes out of your mouth. And for those few moments, frankly, you could care less.

Throes. And no, married sex isn't usually that passionate.

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Anonymous wrote:DW absolutely will not have sex with kids around. It is always when they go for sleepovers or we go away

So you guys have sex like three times a year then? Yay, go you.

Well maybe 6-9 but you get the idea... Yup, sucks to be me in a huge way. She didn't mind when kids were really little, but the damn teenager is up late. Me, I would be all over morning sex while teen is snoozing but she wants no part of that either

but morning sex rocks....so she's okay with self pleasuring but staying quiet when the kids are awake? How weird. Sex is a biological drive. How can you keep it to 6 or 9 times a YEAR?