Is it any wonder that men seek GFs (APs) that aren't repulsed by playful sexual innuendo?

Yes. I like it fine.

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Anonymous wrote:As usual, DCUM makes me totally appreciate my darling bride. Love you, ladies! You always remind me just how good I have it...

Signed,
Unrepentant Ass Grabbing Husband

Huh? Do you really dry hump around your kids?

I'm the Unrepentant Ass Grabbing Husband and this time I'm grateful my wife doesn't jump to ridiculous conclusions.

Once again, DCUM shows me how good I have it.

So is that a yes or no? You do it in front of your kids? Just honk a boob or grab her ass and dry hump her in front of the kids? She's into this?

Please note I have never said anything about dry humping. I have never said anything about kids. I have no need to answer to you for anything.

Here is what I said, simplified for you.

1) All the negativity on this board makes me appreciate how sweet my wife is.
2) I like to swat her bottom from time to time.
3) I don't feel bad about it.

That's all I said. The rest came from you.

You can't see how this is easily misconstrued? Original post: I hate when my husband dry humps me in front of the kids. Responding posts: ME TOO! You: So glad I don't have you shrews for a wife!

NP here. I understood it just fine. If the pp didn't feel the need to rewrite his post, it would be less confusing for everyone. His original statement was perfectly clear.

Irrelevant, hmm... I can live with that.

If you saw my original post as somehow approving of the OP's husband, you are incorrect. I referred only to my own relationship which bears no resemblance to hers.

But again, DCUM tends to fill in the blanks in the most negative way possible. I thought some of you might enjoy hearing from a man who absolutely adores his wife. Then someone thinks I all but dry hump my wife at Chuck E. Cheese, brilliantly proving my point.

I signed my post in a hopefully humorous way because a man can playfully touch his wife without being a monster. And unless an admin feels I've been inappropriate, I'll post where I like.

Unrepentant Ass Grabbing Husband who tires of humor impared angry people

Some really tightly wound ladies here (and I'm a woman). Probably the same ones bitching that their husbands suck, husbands are cheating, etc. I love some playful gropes from my fiancé. It sure is better than feeling like he doesn't think I'm attractive at all!

Anonymous wrote:This is OP, it's not right in front of the kids because that would amplify the grossness like 2000%. But the kids are nearby, and even if they we're not nearby, I would still hate it. I feel completely violated and objectified. My husband believes he has 100% unlimited access 100% of the time. I am not a touchy feely person and like physical boundaries. I don't know how to get through to him.

Throw an elbow.

I don't mind. Better that than being ignored by spouse.

Anonymous wrote:This is OP, it's not right in front of the kids because that would amplify the grossness like 2000%. But the kids are nearby, and even if they we're not nearby, I would still hate it. I feel completely violated and objectified. My husband believes he has 100% unlimited access 100% of the time. I am not a touchy feely person and like physical boundaries. I don't know how to get through to him.

I would literally shove him off and if he wants sex later, turn him down because he killed the mood.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:As usual, DCUM makes me totally appreciate my darling bride. Love you, ladies! You always remind me just how good I have it...

Signed,
Unrepentant Ass Grabbing Husband

Huh? Do you really dry hump around your kids?

I'm the Unrepentant Ass Grabbing Husband and this time I'm grateful my wife doesn't jump to ridiculous conclusions.

Once again, DCUM shows me how good I have it.

So is that a yes or no? You do it in front of your kids? Just honk a boob or grab her ass and dry hump her in front of the kids? She's into this?

Please note I have never said anything about dry humping. I have never said anything about kids. I have no need to answer to you for anything.

Here is what I said, simplified for you.

1) All the negativity on this board makes me appreciate how sweet my wife is.
2) I like to swat her bottom from time to time.
3) I don't feel bad about it.

That's all I said. The rest came from you.

You can't see how this is easily misconstrued? Original post: I hate when my husband dry humps me in front of the kids. Responding posts: ME TOO! You: So glad I don't have you shrews for a wife!

This is OP, it's not right in front of the kids because that would amplify the grossness like 2000%. But the kids are nearby, and even if they we're not nearby, I would still hate it. I feel completely violated and objectified. My husband believes he has 100% unlimited access 100% of the time. I am not a touchy feely person and like physical boundaries. I don't know how to get through to him.

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Anonymous wrote:Dh and I do it to each other. We both love it.

Hee hee! That's us too! Married more than 25 years.

- Another DW.

+ Another one. I love it.

Hate hate hate it.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:As usual, DCUM makes me totally appreciate my darling bride. Love you, ladies! You always remind me just how good I have it...

Signed,
Unrepentant Ass Grabbing Husband

Huh? Do you really dry hump around your kids?

I'm the Unrepentant Ass Grabbing Husband and this time I'm grateful my wife doesn't jump to ridiculous conclusions.

Once again, DCUM shows me how good I have it.

So is that a yes or no? You do it in front of your kids? Just honk a boob or grab her ass and dry hump her in front of the kids? She's into this?

Please note I have never said anything about dry humping. I have never said anything about kids. I have no need to answer to you for anything.

Here is what I said, simplified for you.

1) All the negativity on this board makes me appreciate how sweet my wife is.
2) I like to swat her bottom from time to time.
3) I don't feel bad about it.

That's all I said. The rest came from you.

NP. So your post is irrelevant. OP's post is about gross dry-humping/childish groping. Not an ass swat.

Do you reply to every thread?

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:As usual, DCUM makes me totally appreciate my darling bride. Love you, ladies! You always remind me just how good I have it...

Signed,
Unrepentant Ass Grabbing Husband

Huh? Do you really dry hump around your kids?

I'm the Unrepentant Ass Grabbing Husband and this time I'm grateful my wife doesn't jump to ridiculous conclusions.

Once again, DCUM shows me how good I have it.

So is that a yes or no? You do it in front of your kids? Just honk a boob or grab her ass and dry hump her in front of the kids? She's into this?

Please note I have never said anything about dry humping. I have never said anything about kids. I have no need to answer to you for anything.

Here is what I said, simplified for you.

1) All the negativity on this board makes me appreciate how sweet my wife is.
2) I like to swat her bottom from time to time.
3) I don't feel bad about it.

That's all I said. The rest came from you.

I love when my hot husband grabs my ass. Married 22+years