Anonymous
08/23/2016 13:11
Subject: Can this be a safe place to discuss how hot my mailman is?
Anonymous wrote:Nice, OP!
For awhile I had a teensy crush on one of the elevator repair guys at our building. Super cute, and I love a man who can fix things.
My new crush is the front desk guy at my gym. He's super young (<28 maybe?) so it's super inappropriate but he has these gorgeous blue eyes and sometimes he doesn't charge me for daycare.
I need to start dating again, clearly.
I think his not charging you for daycare is basically saying he is cool with your kids. And you. Keep going to the gym
Anonymous
08/23/2016 13:10
Subject: Can this be a safe place to discuss how hot my mailman is?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:So what *should* have been said as a response??
Ideas!
She should have said "about as much as you know about delivering packages"
OP here.
Where were you when I needed you?!?
That would have been perfect.
For those asking, it's a Volvo cross country and nothing could be less explicit than my awkward interactions with this man.
Anonymous
08/23/2016 12:27
Subject: Can this be a safe place to discuss how hot my mailman is?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Op here.
Someone save me from myself, or at least stand in front of my office door today when the mail comes.
Yesterday, he comes up to the front desk and is putting the mail away when he sees me (staring and starting to sweat) and takes his earbuds out.
I hear some rap music playing as he leans and looks at me sideways, and asks me " hey ____, you know anything about Riding Dirty?" (For those not in the know, it's a song and he was listening to it I guess)
My answer?
"Sometimes my station wagon gets a lot of crumbs"
Noooooo!
OP - that's your bigger issue. Who drives station wagon nowdays? I think there are about 8 S.Ws. running entire DMV area. You need to upgrade your car...
Yes, I agree, but it's fully paid off and I love it. The seat is really comfortable and it does really well in the snow.
Is it a Subaru? If so, still totally cool. And to the haters, the back of a station wagon has to be the best place for riding dirty.
Riding a sweaty, dirty mailman in a dirty station wagon on a bed of cookie crumbs. Sorry, i don't see the appeal
Anonymous
08/23/2016 12:23
Subject: Re:Can this be a safe place to discuss how hot my mailman is?
Anonymous wrote:I could start talking about my crush on my masseur...that would get us switched to explicit in a minute.
You have a good looking masseur? Do tell!
Anonymous
08/23/2016 12:15
Subject: Can this be a safe place to discuss how hot my mailman is?
Anonymous wrote:Ok. I just reported this thread. Gross
It isn't explicit and with your sensibilities as they are, which you are entitled to, STOP OPENING THE THREAD.
Anonymous
08/23/2016 12:07
Subject: Can this be a safe place to discuss how hot my mailman is?
Anonymous wrote:Ok. I just reported this thread. Gross
You have got to be kidding me.
Anonymous
08/23/2016 11:55
Subject: Can this be a safe place to discuss how hot my mailman is?
Ok. I just reported this thread. Gross
Anonymous
08/23/2016 11:47
Subject: Re:Can this be a safe place to discuss how hot my mailman is?
I could start talking about my crush on my masseur...that would get us switched to explicit in a minute.
Anonymous
08/23/2016 11:43
Subject: Can this be a safe place to discuss how hot my mailman is?
Anonymous wrote:Can we get this moved to explicit already?
ok you should stop saying this now.
Anonymous
08/23/2016 11:37
Subject: Can this be a safe place to discuss how hot my mailman is?
Yes, I agree, but it's fully paid off and I love it. The seat is really comfortable and it does really well in the snow.
Is it a Subaru? If so, still totally cool. And to the haters, the back of a station wagon has to be the best place for riding dirty.
And for dirty kids which is a huge turn off for a man
As long as the dirty kids aren't in the car at the time, I think he'll get past it.