For your information, asshole, I am nice
Anonymous wrote:That sounds so degrading, having to hear everyone pissing, farting, and shitting all day. What is the most disgusting experience you have witnessed while sitting at your desk?
Anonymous wrote:just because a noise starts up when the light comes on doesn't mean it's actually sucking the air out of the building. Seriously, talk to your boss about it, brain storm some solutions. Look into a fan that blows air away from your desk for starters.
Anonymous wrote:Omg you guys. its still so bad.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:At my former job (very small business, 5-6 employees) one co-worker had the office across the from the only bathroom. It was an old building with no vent system. My coworker was so tired of hearing and smelling everything that occurred in the bathroom.
Then we moved to a shiny new office with twice the space. Before we moved we looked at the layout and picked offices. My coworker got... the office across from the bathroom, but fortunately it had a vent system so she didn't mind. Our boss would always complain that people were wasting electricity by leaving the vent on. One day he yelled "Who keeps leaving the f---ing fan on?!" and my coworker yelled back "ME, because I'm tired of smelling ass all day long!" He didn't bring it up ag
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Why did that coworker keep getting the worst seat? They failed to kiss ass?
Anonymous wrote:At my former job (very small business, 5-6 employees) one co-worker had the office across the from the only bathroom. It was an old building with no vent system. My coworker was so tired of hearing and smelling everything that occurred in the bathroom.
Then we moved to a shiny new office with twice the space. Before we moved we looked at the layout and picked offices. My coworker got... the office across from the bathroom, but fortunately it had a vent system so she didn't mind. Our boss would always complain that people were wasting electricity by leaving the vent on. One day he yelled "Who keeps leaving the f---ing fan on?!" and my coworker yelled back "ME, because I'm tired of smelling ass all day long!" He didn't bring it up ag
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Anonymous wrote:op, I am so sorry - this sounds awful. At the same time, I am LOL but as quietly as possible, due to some of the comments. DH is already asleep and I'd hate to have him wake up and ask why I'm laughing. I'd never stop then.
So in all seriousness, is this a single-seater situation? If so, how about asking the boss to invest in one of those expensive Japanese toilet seats that masks sound and reduces odors and all that?