Anonymous wrote:I died at the women with the butterfly helmets in the pool. Can you imagine them telling their friends later about this gig?
"So one time I worked a wedding the Hamptons and I had to wear a helmet made of butterflies. Yes, it covered my whole head. Yes, like a helmet. I was supposed to help people find their way. And then the bride gets this great idea that we should get in the pool. All us butterfly helmets had to GET IN THE POOL. Fully clothed! In front of everyone! It was awful."
Anonymous wrote:She uses the word "wild" about five times in the photo captions.
I guess if you keep saying it, it will come true and you won't be a boring rich white girl!