Anonymous
10/08/2015 19:47
Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Damn, my mil, wants to move in and my flatulent foreign husband supports this and wants me to do whatever it takes to make her happy. My mil will be letting her bobcats roam freely off leash in Rock Creek Park. But that's ok because they are nice bobcats and despite their sharp claws and threatening appearance, they are really nice and just want to be friendly with your small children and small pets.
Anonymous
10/08/2015 19:14
Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Not sure I wore the right outfit to back to school night and am very distraught. How will I ever get past this?
Anonymous
10/08/2015 19:14
Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
This thread should be pinned at the very top.
Anonymous
10/08/2015 19:11
Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Anonymous wrote:I understood the op and all the following posts. I *really* need to get off of DCUM!
Anonymous
10/08/2015 19:09
Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Has Larla chimed in yet?
Anonymous
10/08/2015 19:04
Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Is coffee a laxative?
Anonymous
10/08/2015 19:02
Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
I just don't like my husband anymore. I don't care if he gets with a bobcat, a foreign bobcat, or a low value bobcat.
Anonymous
10/08/2015 18:13
Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Only on the third Tuesday in odd numbered months ending in "y" in a leap year.
Anonymous
10/08/2015 18:06
Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
I don't know, but I'm going to Paris on vacation as a tourist. I'm going to be there doing tourist stuff for 10 days, and we're going to do all of the tourist things in Paris. What should I wear so that I don't look like a tourist in Paris? Any ideas for what my kids must wear while we're touring Paris so that they don't look like tourists in Paris? Can anyone who has been to Paris as a tourist tell me what people in Paris who aren't tourists wear?
Oh, and will we be OK not knowing French, or should we sign up for a class and get a French nanny so that we can learn some basic phrases to use while touring Paris so that we don't sound like tourists in Paris?
Oh, and will we be OK not knowing French, or should we sign up for a class and get a French nanny so that we can learn some basic phrases to use while touring Paris so that we don't sound like tourists in Paris?
Anonymous
10/08/2015 17:58
Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Anonymous wrote:Moderator. Report post. Report post.
I think people should not bother Jeff all the time for every little thing.
Anonymous
10/08/2015 17:56
Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Anonymous wrote:If I only make $1 miil/yr, can I afford to live in this area? Serious question. No snark.
I hear you.
It totally depends on your student loans and the childcare costs. Private schools are also exorbitantly expensive.
After saving 2/3 of your earnings. You are hardly left with anything to live on. I am still paying for my beach front property, a solid 2 months after purchasing it.
DMV COL is ridiculous!
Anonymous
10/08/2015 17:56
Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Is it a high quality or low quality bobcat? High quality bobcats are poached when they are younger, and low quality bobcats are poached later in life, and they are poached by equally low quality men. That's what I've observed anyway.
The thing I can't figure out, though, is if Kate Spade is carried by low quality or high quality bobcats, and what I really want to know is what you all think of Bobcats who carry LV. Is that classy or not?
The thing I can't figure out, though, is if Kate Spade is carried by low quality or high quality bobcats, and what I really want to know is what you all think of Bobcats who carry LV. Is that classy or not?
Anonymous
10/08/2015 17:51
Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
If I only make $1 miil/yr, can I afford to live in this area? Serious question. No snark.
Anonymous
10/08/2015 17:50
Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
I think the foreign spouse found the bobcat on the AM website. He thought that a cougar is same as a bobcat!
Do you blame your spouse for cheating with a feline if you are "low-sex"?
Do you blame your spouse for cheating with a feline if you are "low-sex"?
Anonymous
10/08/2015 17:48
Subject: If you refused sex to your foreign spouse because of rancid flatulence, could they shag a bobcat?
Stop with the fat-slut-tiger-helicopter shaming!
Just. Stop. It.
Just. Stop. It.