Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Wait until 50 comes. You really notice it then. Ass gets flat and the cans turn into tube socks.
Not my wife. Solid as a rock. High and tight @ss. Perky natural breasts. She was an athlete and we still workout together 5-6 days per week.
People think she’s a trophy wife when we meet new people because she hasn’t aged.
When picking a wife look at it as a dog show and make sure all areas are up to par, ensure athletics and health are important part of her life.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Wait until 50 comes. You really notice it then. Ass gets flat and the cans turn into tube socks.
Not my wife. Solid as a rock. High and tight @ss. Perky natural breasts. She was an athlete and we still workout together 5-6 days per week.
People think she’s a trophy wife when we meet new people because she hasn’t aged.
Wow! I highly doubt that. But you do you
It’s 2023. Look at J-lo, Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Garner, Salma Hayek, Jennifer Connolly, etc. plenty of women in that age group who have always taken care of themselves age well.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Our founding father Ben Franklin put it best-
“lower parts continuing to the last as plump as ever . . . As in the dark all cats are grey, the pleasure of corporeal enjoyment with an old woman is at least equal and frequently superior”
I think Ben (that old horndog) is likely pretty right about this- but it's a very unsexy quote how undiscerning this forefather was. He was very pragmatic and ate a lot of simple things- biscuits, apples, pickles and raisins in his day. Not a euphemism- that literally was his taste, just for frame of reference. So YMMV if you are into a more varied diet; you may want to care a little more about your corporeal enjoyments, instead of snacking on old, dry stuff in the dark. Maybe I'm wrong, though... he worked hard enough with electricity in various inventions.... maybe he was DYING to see in the dark but settling with what he had.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:All ya’ll who are saying you’re still hot I your 40s…of course you are. Stuff doesn’t hit the fan until 51.
Not true for some of us. 53 and holding very strong...so strong that my nephew's 30-something wife is running around telling everyone quote "X looks f**gg 35!!" I haven't met an exercise instructor or new person that thought I was anywhere close to my age. I've been asked for my license to verify!!
^ I haven't hit menopause though and my older sister tells me that's when things go south quick. She just hit it at 57.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Wait until 50 comes. You really notice it then. Ass gets flat and the cans turn into tube socks.
Not my wife. Solid as a rock. High and tight @ss. Perky natural breasts. She was an athlete and we still workout together 5-6 days per week.
People think she’s a trophy wife when we meet new people because she hasn’t aged.
Wow! I highly doubt that. But you do you
It’s 2023. Look at J-lo, Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Garner, Salma Hayek, Jennifer Connolly, etc. plenty of women in that age group who have always taken care of themselves age well.
Those women have lots of Botox, procedures, and people paid to make them look good, just saying
Yeah there are definitely no plastic surgeons around here. And Botox? So hard to find a provider!
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Wait until 50 comes. You really notice it then. Ass gets flat and the cans turn into tube socks.
Not my wife. Solid as a rock. High and tight @ss. Perky natural breasts. She was an athlete and we still workout together 5-6 days per week.
People think she’s a trophy wife when we meet new people because she hasn’t aged.
Wow! I highly doubt that. But you do you
It’s 2023. Look at J-lo, Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Garner, Salma Hayek, Jennifer Connolly, etc. plenty of women in that age group who have always taken care of themselves age well.
Those women have lots of Botox, procedures, and people paid to make them look good, just saying
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Wait until 50 comes. You really notice it then. Ass gets flat and the cans turn into tube socks.
Not my wife. Solid as a rock. High and tight @ss. Perky natural breasts. She was an athlete and we still workout together 5-6 days per week.
People think she’s a trophy wife when we meet new people because she hasn’t aged.
Wow! I highly doubt that. But you do you
It’s 2023. Look at J-lo, Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Garner, Salma Hayek, Jennifer Connolly, etc. plenty of women in that age group who have always taken care of themselves age well.
\Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Our founding father Ben Franklin put it best-
“lower parts continuing to the last as plump as ever . . . As in the dark all cats are grey, the pleasure of corporeal enjoyment with an old woman is at least equal and frequently superior”
I think Ben (that old horndog) is likely pretty right about this- but it's a very unsexy quote how undiscerning this forefather was. He was very pragmatic and ate a lot of simple things- biscuits, apples, pickles and raisins in his day. Not a euphemism- that literally was his taste, just for frame of reference. So YMMV if you are into a more varied diet; you may want to care a little more about your corporeal enjoyments, instead of snacking on old, dry stuff in the dark. Maybe I'm wrong, though... he worked hard enough with electricity in various inventions.... maybe he was DYING to see in the dark but settling with what he had.
Anonymous wrote:My DH is getting hotter as he ages. It's so unfair!
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Wait until 50 comes. You really notice it then. Ass gets flat and the cans turn into tube socks.
Not my wife. Solid as a rock. High and tight @ss. Perky natural breasts. She was an athlete and we still workout together 5-6 days per week.
People think she’s a trophy wife when we meet new people because she hasn’t aged.
Wow! I highly doubt that. But you do you
Anonymous wrote:Our founding father Ben Franklin put it best-
“lower parts continuing to the last as plump as ever . . . As in the dark all cats are grey, the pleasure of corporeal enjoyment with an old woman is at least equal and frequently superior”
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Wait until 50 comes. You really notice it then. Ass gets flat and the cans turn into tube socks.
Not my wife. Solid as a rock. High and tight @ss. Perky natural breasts. She was an athlete and we still workout together 5-6 days per week.
People think she’s a trophy wife when we meet new people because she hasn’t aged.
Anonymous wrote:My wife is asian so she ages about 1/2 the rate of most DC women