Anonymous
Post 11/02/2014 00:33     Subject: Little Things Your Spouse Does That Drive You Crazy
Anonymous wrote:After pooping, he stands up, turns around and THEN wipes - so little flakes of poop sometimes wind up on the bathroom floor. I've tried to teach him to wipe while sitting, into the bowl, to no avail. Wondering how one arrives at adulthood without figuring this out.


Oh, I'd kill him. That is just nasty.
Anonymous
Post 11/01/2014 11:36     Subject: Little Things Your Spouse Does That Drive You Crazy
It is because they are not the default parent! We women cannot afford the luxury of time.
Anonymous
Post 11/01/2014 11:31     Subject: Re:Little Things Your Spouse Does That Drive You Crazy
It seems like a lot of men move slower. My husband does this too. Why is this!!! It's so annoying!!
Anonymous
Post 11/01/2014 11:30     Subject: Little Things Your Spouse Does That Drive You Crazy
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:After pooping, he stands up, turns around and THEN wipes - so little flakes of poop sometimes wind up on the bathroom floor. I've tried to teach him to wipe while sitting, into the bowl, to no avail. Wondering how one arrives at adulthood without figuring this out.


That is disgusting.


+2 My DH ain't so bad this morning after reading that. The idea of having to teach a man that would scar me. For life.
Anonymous
Post 11/01/2014 11:27     Subject: Little Things Your Spouse Does That Drive You Crazy
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:He is SO SLOW. He takes half an hour to get in bed, 10 minutes to brush his teeth, half an hour to shower. The man even shits slowly.

#2 is related and because of his slowness, we are late to everything! Some times I want to tear my hair out and scream. The worst part is that if I do nag, he hurries up incredibly. I think he just likes being nagged. fml


Yes! Why does he take 3 times as long as me to do anything?! He even changes the baby's diaper more slowly! Not a big deal -- we just build in more time -- and he is wonderful (see, changing baby's diaper). It just puzzles me sometimes. A long shower for me is 20 minutes, and I have long hair. He doesn't, yet he can't get out of the shower in less than 30 unless I pound on the door ... and then he still has to shave!


LOL!!! Plus THREE on all counts above, even the diaper changing; even my impatient DD sometimes gets cranky with him when he moves at the pace of a turtle: slow and steady.