Anonymous
Post 12/21/2013 15:29     Subject: I Haven't Bathed in 3 Days
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:BO isn't sexy


My DH thinks my business tastes better if I don't wash it for a few days.


Anonymous
Post 12/21/2013 15:25     Subject: I Haven't Bathed in 3 Days
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:BO isn't sexy


My DH thinks my business tastes better if I don't wash it for a few days.


Vomit
Anonymous
Post 12/21/2013 15:09     Subject: I Haven't Bathed in 3 Days
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I sometimes feel guilty about how infrequently I bathe. It's about twice a week. But I do take ho baths everyday..gotta keep the snatch smelling good.


LMAO I never heard it called a ho bath before. I'm with you. In the summer when I'm hot and sweaty, I shower every day. Now though... Maybe once every 3 days at best and I wash my pits, my cooter, and my asshole every day. Gotta keep the critical areas smelling fresh.


Maybe I'm slow, but how does this work? How do you wash you nasty bits without showering? Sit on the sink like a bidet? Take the kitchen sink spayer to your pits? I don't get it. Enlighten please.


Noooo. You stand in front of the sink and use a washcloth. I take a baby wipe to my butthole if it needs freshening up, then I wash my hands, wash my face, dry it with the washcloth, and then I wash my pits and cooter. Takes like 5 minutes versus 15 to 30 in the shower.


OK, I laughed so hard that I had to go get tissues to wipe the tears away. Thanks DCUM posters, this is why I keep coming back!


That's referred to as the 'puerto Rican shower', btw. I remember when people were appalled when Carolyn Bessette used that term.
Anonymous
Post 12/21/2013 14:40     Subject: I Haven't Bathed in 3 Days
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:BO isn't sexy


My DH thinks my business tastes better if I don't wash it for a few days.




Anonymous
Post 12/21/2013 14:03     Subject: I Haven't Bathed in 3 Days
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:BO isn't sexy


My DH thinks my business tastes better if I don't wash it for a few days.


Anonymous
Post 12/21/2013 13:45     Subject: I Haven't Bathed in 3 Days
Look. It's winter, and hot water can dry out your skin. I understand skipping a shower if you didn't exercise that day or have diarrhea or something.

But 4 days? 9 days? You people are filthy sickos. You haven't even rinsed yourself off? You're probably the same people that wear loads of perfume or buy febreeze in bulk.

Clean yourself. That's what civilized people do. It's all downhill from here - do you really want to be the person that ends up on a TLC special about some abnormal human behavior? This is the first day of the rest of your life. Take a damn shower.

Anonymous
Post 12/21/2013 13:20     Subject: I Haven't Bathed in 3 Days
Anonymous wrote:BO isn't sexy


My DH thinks my business tastes better if I don't wash it for a few days.
Anonymous
Post 12/21/2013 12:35     Subject: I Haven't Bathed in 3 Days
Anonymous wrote:If Americans werent so obsessed with not smelling a hint of BO then we would be less rigid


Call me rigid, but i'm taking a shower.
Anonymous
Post 12/21/2013 12:28     Subject: I Haven't Bathed in 3 Days
BO isn't sexy
Anonymous
Post 12/21/2013 12:17     Subject: I Haven't Bathed in 3 Days
If Americans werent so obsessed with not smelling a hint of BO then we would be less rigid
Anonymous
Post 12/21/2013 12:12     Subject: I Haven't Bathed in 3 Days
Raised by wolves, were you?
Anonymous
Post 12/21/2013 12:02     Subject: I Haven't Bathed in 3 Days
Anonymous wrote:Okay but if you aren't showering in 9 days like pp then you are not shaving anyways. Take a damn shower! And brush your teeth at the sink.


Nope. I'm gonna brush my teeth in the shower, when I shower. Hell, I'm even gonna pee in the shower. I'm already in there, and it saves water and tp.
Anonymous
Post 12/21/2013 11:58     Subject: I Haven't Bathed in 3 Days
Cooter pp here: It's the BEST. I don't even remember where I heard it, but I lol'd for ages, and then decided I was using it. I equally enjoy Lady Business, My Business, Box, and Kitten.
Anonymous
Post 12/21/2013 11:50     Subject: I Haven't Bathed in 3 Days
Someone needs to make a list of all of the slang words for body parts used in this thread. Cooter? SERIOUSLY GUYS?
Anonymous
Post 12/21/2013 11:37     Subject: I Haven't Bathed in 3 Days
Okay but if you aren't showering in 9 days like pp then you are not shaving anyways. Take a damn shower! And brush your teeth at the sink.