Anonymous
10/31/2013 07:22
Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
Anonymous wrote:If DH or I ever fart, it is no big deal, though it is not pleasant. I find it interesting that so many people fart so much.
Could it be the American diet? Or the fact that many Americans do not shit first thing in the morning? Diet, regularity and emptying bowels first thing in the morning eliminates loud and stinky farts.
You wiil still pass gas but it will be usually silent and non-stinky.
Im from Europe. It could be the food I'm eating here, but I doubt it. I come from a long line of proud Dutch farters!
Anonymous
10/31/2013 07:19
Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I wonder if there is a correlation between income and farting in front of spouse.
I bet lower income earners fart in front of their spouse more.
+1. But probably the causal variable for both is education level.
We both have advanced degrees and let it rip.
Us too. We also have HHI over $300k, and happily fart away (at home).
Us here as well. Maybe because we are so rich we just don't care
Anonymous
10/31/2013 07:09
Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I wonder if there is a correlation between income and farting in front of spouse.
I bet lower income earners fart in front of their spouse more.
+1. But probably the causal variable for both is education level.
Absolutely, I was going to post the same thing.
We each have graduate degrees and pulled in more than $600K last year and $800K this year, and have no problem farting in front of each other every once in a while. We also (gasp!) wear shoes in our house. But keep thinking that if it makes you feel better.
+1. Both Drs and both unrepentant farters. But mine don't stink, so it's ok. Hers, on the other hand, smell like a rotting zombie.
Anonymous
10/31/2013 07:05
Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
Ok...my wife is up now...I heard the fart from the bedroom while in the living room. The dog went upstairs to be with her (she -- the dog -- knows the fart means DW is up).
Anonymous
10/31/2013 07:03
Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
Anonymous wrote:I often fart in the shower in the am while DH is on the toilet pooping. Our running joke is I fart and he'll say ," I heard that," and I say "Nah uh". We think it's hilarious!
Signed,
SAHM who just had sex with her husband for the third night in a row!
OMG you had a TMI Troika
Anonymous
10/31/2013 07:02
Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
Anonymous
10/31/2013 06:37
Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
As long as the far does not occur during anal sex (which I do not like), it is not a big deal.
Sharts...that is a different story.
Sharts...that is a different story.
Anonymous
10/30/2013 21:51
Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
I often fart in the shower in the am while DH is on the toilet pooping. Our running joke is I fart and he'll say ," I heard that," and I say "Nah uh". We think it's hilarious!
Signed,
SAHM who just had sex with her husband for the third night in a row!
Signed,
SAHM who just had sex with her husband for the third night in a row!
Anonymous
10/30/2013 20:59
Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
If DH or I ever fart, it is no big deal, though it is not pleasant. I find it interesting that so many people fart so much.
Could it be the American diet? Or the fact that many Americans do not shit first thing in the morning? Diet, regularity and emptying bowels first thing in the morning eliminates loud and stinky farts.
You wiil still pass gas but it will be usually silent and non-stinky.
Could it be the American diet? Or the fact that many Americans do not shit first thing in the morning? Diet, regularity and emptying bowels first thing in the morning eliminates loud and stinky farts.
You wiil still pass gas but it will be usually silent and non-stinky.
Anonymous
10/30/2013 19:40
Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anybody who farts or belches loudly in my household has to say "excuse me." I try not to do those things in front of DH and he, in turn, dies it whenever he wants to. My family and kids are like me, his dad is like him. I blame his dad.
Blame yourself for marrying that slovenly man.
You chose him.
Sensitive, much?
Why would I be sensitive?
I don't live with him.
My DH is classy.
So why did he marry you?
Anonymous
10/30/2013 19:38
Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anybody who farts or belches loudly in my household has to say "excuse me." I try not to do those things in front of DH and he, in turn, dies it whenever he wants to. My family and kids are like me, his dad is like him. I blame his dad.
Blame yourself for marrying that slovenly man.
You chose him.
Sensitive, much?
Why would I be sensitive?
I don't live with him.
My DH is classy.
Anonymous
10/30/2013 18:58
Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anybody who farts or belches loudly in my household has to say "excuse me." I try not to do those things in front of DH and he, in turn, dies it whenever he wants to. My family and kids are like me, his dad is like him. I blame his dad.
Blame yourself for marrying that slovenly man.
You chose him.
Sensitive, much?
Anonymous
10/30/2013 18:47
Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I wonder if there is a correlation between income and farting in front of spouse.
I bet lower income earners fart in front of their spouse more.
+1. But probably the causal variable for both is education level.
Absolutely, I was going to post the same thing.
We each have graduate degrees and pulled in more than $600K last year and $800K this year, and have no problem farting in front of each other every once in a while. We also (gasp!) wear shoes in our house. But keep thinking that if it makes you feel better.
Anonymous
10/30/2013 18:34
Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
Anonymous wrote:I thought this was such a stupid thread. Then I read it and it is quite hilarious!
Here is my answer and it is sure to evoke some anger.
I am first generation American man. Because of the macho culture, I believe I can fart anywhere, anytime. DW must hold it in. (But sometimes she slips, so I beat her)
All true, except the last part. I give her a playful dirty look though.
You wife must have low self esteem.
Obviously,
Anonymous
10/30/2013 18:34
Subject: How do you handle farting in your relationship
Anonymous wrote:Anybody who farts or belches loudly in my household has to say "excuse me." I try not to do those things in front of DH and he, in turn, dies it whenever he wants to. My family and kids are like me, his dad is like him. I blame his dad.
Blame yourself for marrying that slovenly man.
You chose him.