For an interesting day poop in the urinal

Yes, I love pooping at work. Nothing like getting paid for something I do anyway! However, where I work is all private bathrooms so it is easier to be discreet than it would be in a stall.

Only if absolutely necessary. And I go upstairs to HR which is more open to the public so I can sorta blend in with all the other people and nobody will know it was me with the loud farts and smelly poop.

now i gotta poop just reading this

At 25 or 30, no.

35+, oh yeahhh.

And please people - I hate it when your poopy toilet paper bits from wiping wiping wiping are on the floor in t=front of the toilet - please wipe OVER the toilet, k?

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Anonymous wrote:Yes, I poop at work. And every time I do, I think of my brother who once kept a running tally of the # of days in a row that he pooped at work. I think it was in the 30s or 40s before the streak was broken. He also worked out what his salary was on a minute basis and estimated how much $$ his employer was paying him to poop.

Was he a government worker?

nice try at the cheap shot...


we used to do this when I was at a private law firm, we'd discuss issues/cases while we were peeing and shitting and then bill for it, so not only did we get paid for our time, we MADE money for the firm while doing it. Take that, troll. ;-o

Only if I have a diarrhea, and I flush it as I'm trying to be done with it.
Tmi.

I have IBS. I have pooped just about everywhere, and can't imagine how someone can get by without ever pooping at work.

Yes, I do, and I relish it. I'm a teacher and work from 8-1:30 without a break. At 1:30 I can finally go on my break (after that I come back to work for another two hours). My body is like clockwork, and you can bet I'm on the pot at 1:32. Thankfully it's a private bathroom (no multiple stalls). Not only does it feel good to evacuate, but it's the only time I'm alone all day.

Yes, I poop at work. And every time I do, I think of my brother who once kept a running tally of the # of days in a row that he pooped at work. I think it was in the 30s or 40s before the streak was broken. He also worked out what his salary was on a minute basis and estimated how much $$ his employer was paying him to poop.


Was he a government worker?

No, don't worry -- your precious tax dollars were not being wasted. He worked for a private company. Now please take your killjoy self away from this otherwise hilarious thread.

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Anonymous wrote:Yes, I do and shockingly enough, I also blink at work.

Yes, but I shit once a day, blink thousands of time per day. It's not that hard to avoid pooping at work.

And why the avoidance? It's natural to eliminate your body waste.

Just bc it's natural doesn't mean you want to share the experience with your coworkers if you can avoid it.

The bathrooms at my work have doors. I don't invite my coworkers in to share.

How exactly do you avoid pooping at work? If I have to go, I have to go. I can wait an hour, maybe, but not a whole day? I'd be miserable.

If our bathrooms had doors, I might feel differently. Alas, we only have stalls, so there is definitely some "sharing" of noises and odors going on. I'm just not comfortable with that level of intimacy with my coworkers. In terms of how I do it, I usually poop in the morning so it's not an issue. If I must poop at work, I go down to the gym locker room, which is usually empty during the day. If anyone comes in while I'm doing it, I wait for them to leave before resuming.

I have to say that I pretty much never hear anyone pooping in our normal work bathrooms, although sometimes I can tell there is someone quietly waiting in the largest stall. So I think most women, at least at the places I've worked, take the same approach I do.

Anonymous wrote:Yes, I poop at work. And every time I do, I think of my brother who once kept a running tally of the # of days in a row that he pooped at work. I think it was in the 30s or 40s before the streak was broken. He also worked out what his salary was on a minute basis and estimated how much $$ his employer was paying him to poop.

Was he a government worker?

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Yes, I do and shockingly enough, I also blink at work.

Yes, but I shit once a day, blink thousands of time per day. It's not that hard to avoid pooping at work.

And why the avoidance? It's natural to eliminate your body waste.

Just bc it's natural doesn't mean you want to share the experience with your coworkers if you can avoid it.

The bathrooms at my work have doors. I don't invite my coworkers in to share.

How exactly do you avoid pooping at work? If I have to go, I have to go. I can wait an hour, maybe, but not a whole day? I'd be miserable.

Yes, I poop at work. And every time I do, I think of my brother who once kept a running tally of the # of days in a row that he pooped at work. I think it was in the 30s or 40s before the streak was broken. He also worked out what his salary was on a minute basis and estimated how much $$ his employer was paying him to poop.

I am laughing at this thread so hard, I am crying. I think it is a spoof like the WSJ article about the review of a book that is all numbers