Anonymous wrote:I don't think OP is coming back...

You think maybe we didn't take this seriously enough?!!

I don't think OP is coming back...

You know- I was kind of in a funky mood this morning until I read this thread.

Hysterical!

BTW- OP didn't mention if she has any race or height requirements.

I was going to suggest the Vertically Challenged Upper Middle Class Moms of Todllers (who like frozen yogurt) in NoVa group.

But they might be too short and ethnic for her.

Anonymous wrote:You women are sick. Really.

OP?

Anonymous wrote:OMG - cracking up! I'd like to meet all the Zima, wine cooler, B'fast Club posters!!!

Favorite thread on DCUM in ages...

Me, too!

I'd propose somewhere to meet up, but I think everything I can think of is posted in the "now closed restaurant" thread.

No, wait ... I think it's on for Nora at 9pm. Toddlers mandatory. if you have well-behaved older kids, please make sure they have had 5x the adult dosage of sugar and caffeine. Dye, too, if it works.

You definitely want to find the other upper middle class moms to hang out with because its so important to avoid having your kid hang out with regular or (God forbid) lower middle class kids.

OMG - cracking up! I'd like to meet all the Zima, wine cooler, B'fast Club posters!!!

Favorite thread on DCUM in ages...

I hear Snooki is free.....

My IQ just dropped ten points. Take them, OP. You need them.

OP, if your post was indeed a serious one, I think all these comments tell you that you and your friends are not quite as cool as you think you are, and are not the sort of people most anyone wants to be friends with.

Maybe that's why you're having trouble meeting new friends.

I hope you take this as a wake up call.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Anywhere I can meet a variety of moms? Like maybe a criminal, an athlete, a brain, a basket case AND a princess, all in one place?

Don't you... Forget about me... Don't, don't, don't you

Ha - just had the same idea! Sorry I didn't see this first. I definitely want to meet a mom who can put on her lipstick with her bra.

Anonymous wrote:Anywhere I can meet a variety of moms? Like maybe a criminal, an athlete, a brain, a basket case AND a princess, all in one place?

Don't you. . . .forget about me! Don't don't don't don't.

Please tell me this is a joke. OP, you sound like the kind of women I try to avoid at all costs. Barf. Just. . .barf.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Anywhere I can meet a variety of moms? Like maybe a criminal, an athlete, a brain, a basket case AND a princess, all in one place?

Don't you... Forget about me... Don't, don't, don't you

Better yet, anyone interested in doing a play date at library? Say, around breakfast time? I'll dress my dd in a ginger wavy bob wig. Who's going to put their son in a trench coat and fingerless gloves?

Sorry, my son insists on his Barry Manilow wardrobe.

I know PLENTY of educated women that have babies in their 20's, late 20's, but really people! I here a lot of ignorant rants about this post. Please, think before you type.