Anonymous wrote:Have you considered having a little taste? Who knows, maybe you inadvertently created an awesome new dish, it's happened before. You could call it 30-Day Egg Salad or something.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I can't take it. I need to know how this happened? Argument with spouse over who will clean the kitchen? Sudden, unexpected travel? House so filthy you didn't notice that there was rotting food? Please tell so that I can feel better about myself. I'm not kidding.
OP here. I'll tell you what happened. Finished most of the egg salad and left the bowl on the counter. Had major stress at work that week so didn't get around to dealing with it. Then also that week the dishwasher leaked all over the floor and broke. Was dealing with that and just didn't get around to the bowl. Didn't get a repairperson out for another week, so I had to handwash all the other dishes and still didn't get around to the bowl. Then a few more weeks go by and dealing with various stresses. When I get stressed I put off things like that, it's a bad habit. There was saran on top so it didn't smell until the last few days and I have a nook in the counter where I put it so it's completely out of the way.
Anyhow, my house is extremely neat and tidy (people always remark how incredibly clean and neat it always is). The complete opposite of hoarder. It's just things like this I do tend to put off when I get stressed by other things that come up.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Didn't you notice the foul reek coming from the general direction of the bowl? I thought I was bad. The only thing I can think of is maybe you were on vacation and forgot to empty it out and wash it before you left.
Sounds like something on Hoarders.
It didn't smell until the last few days. The plastic wrap is on there pretty tightly.
Anonymous wrote:Sigh. I too was hoping for a better story. Something along the lines of marital standoff. Ever see the Everybody Loves Raymond episode about the standoff over the suitcase on the stairs? Hilarious. We had that once about emptying the (clean) dishwasher. Now it is my hudband's job
Anonymous wrote:OP, you are nasty.