Anonymous
04/27/2012 22:00
Subject: DCUM classics
Anonymous wrote:Abstracter -- where are you?
This. Come back. We love your work.
Anonymous
04/27/2012 19:35
Subject: DCUM classics
Abstracter -- where are you?
Anonymous
04/26/2012 17:42
Subject: DCUM classics
Anonymous wrote:(17) Unfair to hold a grudge?
Abstract: Devoted husband and father suffers through ten years of sexlessness before giving his wife an ultimatum: put out or I'm out. She caves. Instead of being happier in the marriage the husband remains angry and becomes more embittered by this conclusive proof of his wife's ability to perform. Posters take hard-up OP to task, insinuating that his inadequacy and laziness were to blame for the drought. He wages a vigorous self-defense, rallying other victims of sexlessness, male and female, to his cause.
Link, please!!!! I missed this one!
Anonymous
04/26/2012 08:58
Subject: DCUM classics
(17) Unfair to hold a grudge?
Abstract: Devoted husband and father suffers through ten years of sexlessness before giving his wife an ultimatum: put out or I'm out. She caves. Instead of being happier in the marriage the husband remains angry and becomes more embittered by this conclusive proof of his wife's ability to perform. Posters take hard-up OP to task, insinuating that his inadequacy and laziness were to blame for the drought. He wages a vigorous self-defense, rallying other victims of sexlessness, male and female, to his cause.
Abstract: Devoted husband and father suffers through ten years of sexlessness before giving his wife an ultimatum: put out or I'm out. She caves. Instead of being happier in the marriage the husband remains angry and becomes more embittered by this conclusive proof of his wife's ability to perform. Posters take hard-up OP to task, insinuating that his inadequacy and laziness were to blame for the drought. He wages a vigorous self-defense, rallying other victims of sexlessness, male and female, to his cause.
Anonymous
04/26/2012 07:52
Subject: DCUM classics
Come back Op....
Anonymous
04/23/2012 19:29
Subject: Re:DCUM classics
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:
(16) Would you let your daughter have long scraggly hair?
Abstract: OP comes out fighting against scraggly haired ragamuffins and their Chico clothes-wearing bi-level haircut moms. Probably trolling, but inspirational nonetheless, with useful commentary on toddler pageants and monogrammed rompers. As in many other funny threads, Chico’s makes a cameo in its recurring role as clothing store for the 40-something mom whose lost all motivation for looking feminine.
http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/111295.page
Losing my shit at this thread. CHICCO'S WEARER!
I have not been able to stop noticing middle aged women with bi-level haircuts all day!! hahahaha
I can't stop seeing them since I learned what it was this morning thanks to the hilarious OP! Don't stop!
Anonymous
04/23/2012 19:26
Subject: DCUM classics
I love the baby age one! OP, please keep doing this!!
Anonymous
04/23/2012 18:31
Subject: Re:DCUM classics
Potty mouth girl not invited to birthday party.
Views from "My daughter doesn't have a potty mouth. But you know, I'd rather she did, than that she acted like a mean little bitch." to "Deciding you don't wish to have a running commentary about feces and gastrointestinal noises at your birthday party is actually a pretty sound reason in my book."
http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/222432.page
Views from "My daughter doesn't have a potty mouth. But you know, I'd rather she did, than that she acted like a mean little bitch." to "Deciding you don't wish to have a running commentary about feces and gastrointestinal noises at your birthday party is actually a pretty sound reason in my book."
http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/222432.page
Anonymous
04/23/2012 17:19
Subject: DCUM classics
Wow, OP you are f'ing hilarious. I am wiping tears from my eyes....
Anonymous
04/23/2012 16:50
Subject: Re:DCUM classics
Okay, to help out OP...please take a stab at this one:
District Security Officer Prohibited Me from Breastfeeding at DMV, Accusing Me of Indecent Exposure
http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/204788.page
District Security Officer Prohibited Me from Breastfeeding at DMV, Accusing Me of Indecent Exposure
http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/204788.page
Anonymous
04/23/2012 16:36
Subject: Re:DCUM classics
What? Nothing on the Roundtable pumper?
Anonymous
04/23/2012 15:31
Subject: DCUM classics
Anonymous
04/23/2012 14:02
Subject: Re:DCUM classics
Please, OP, I know you're probably working now, but you've got to take a crack at the Big College Admissions Year for St Albans thread. To tempt you, here are two recent posts:
LIES, LIES, LIES. All your children would be embarrassed to read what their parents claim and say about them. No tutors, No prep, took SAT one time ONLY with study guide. Happy and smart and in top tier and top most school and college. LIES, LIES, LIES. You are all lucky you are not before a rand jury and under oath. Your children will out you with your shameful lies.
Psst. You envious yellow fangs are showing
LIES, LIES, LIES. All your children would be embarrassed to read what their parents claim and say about them. No tutors, No prep, took SAT one time ONLY with study guide. Happy and smart and in top tier and top most school and college. LIES, LIES, LIES. You are all lucky you are not before a rand jury and under oath. Your children will out you with your shameful lies.
Psst. You envious yellow fangs are showing
Anonymous
04/23/2012 12:29
Subject: Re:DCUM classics
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:
(16) Would you let your daughter have long scraggly hair?
Abstract: OP comes out fighting against scraggly haired ragamuffins and their Chico clothes-wearing bi-level haircut moms. Probably trolling, but inspirational nonetheless, with useful commentary on toddler pageants and monogrammed rompers. As in many other funny threads, Chico’s makes a cameo in its recurring role as clothing store for the 40-something mom whose lost all motivation for looking feminine.
http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/111295.page
Losing my shit at this thread. CHICCO'S WEARER!
Also love this thread!
Anonymous
04/23/2012 07:09
Subject: DCUM classics
More please, OP.