Wow. I'm going to visit college freshman DS for the long weekend. He's at big (out of state) state U. and now after reading this thread, I'm, uh, stunned . . . . What will DS and I talk about?

to the poster who "gossiped and ate pizza and soda" during her college years....if I ever meet you in real life I may punch you in the head.

Anonymous wrote:Went on two dates in one night (and got caught by the first guy!!!!)

I went on 2 dates, with sex, in one night. God, those were the days.....

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Anonymous wrote:Holy smokes was I ever a boring, dull college girl compared to the rest of these posters. My craziest thing was walking through campus at 12 or 1 in the morning by myself (so unsafe!) after staying out late with my friends. And by staying out late, I mean, I went to their homes where we studied and gossiped over pizza and soda.

You've all inspired me. I'm actually thinking about recklessly buying a calorific cupcake today even though I did just a couple of days ago.

Only if you eat it off a stripper's glistening bare ass.

Ha! This just reminded me of the time we hired a stripper to come to our apartment. The good ole days.

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Anonymous wrote:Holy smokes was I ever a boring, dull college girl compared to the rest of these posters. My craziest thing was walking through campus at 12 or 1 in the morning by myself (so unsafe!) after staying out late with my friends. And by staying out late, I mean, I went to their homes where we studied and gossiped over pizza and soda.

You've all inspired me. I'm actually thinking about recklessly buying a calorific cupcake today even though I did just a couple of days ago.

Only if you eat it off a stripper's glistening bare ass.

Thank you, thank you PP! This utterly revolting scenario is the perfect appetite suppressant. (I'm on a Thanksgiving diet.)

Anonymous wrote:Holy smokes was I ever a boring, dull college girl compared to the rest of these posters. My craziest thing was walking through campus at 12 or 1 in the morning by myself (so unsafe!) after staying out late with my friends. And by staying out late, I mean, I went to their homes where we studied and gossiped over pizza and soda.

You've all inspired me. I'm actually thinking about recklessly buying a calorific cupcake today even though I did just a couple of days ago.

Only if you eat it off a stripper's glistening bare ass.

Holy smokes was I ever a boring, dull college girl compared to the rest of these posters. My craziest thing was walking through campus at 12 or 1 in the morning by myself (so unsafe!) after staying out late with my friends. And by staying out late, I mean, I went to their homes where we studied and gossiped over pizza and soda.

You've all inspired me. I'm actually thinking about recklessly buying a calorific cupcake today even though I did just a couple of days ago.

Study.

Please, dont.

Anonymous wrote:I think i shud write a small book

lol list is fkin endless.. but almost all d stories are related to getting drunk or stoned...
some of them :are getting drunk and jumping in a pond at night that we have no idea wat is inside.. i rmmber it was full of thorns though , and later realised that earlier we pissed in that pond( like few hours earlier)
falling into a manhole full of shit that same day i swam in the pond at 300am ( again drunk, my second session of drinking)

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smoking pot in college ( in the playground, behind classrooms, in the buses, on the terraces)
smokin pot in the fkin train!!!
snorting coke and then missing a test in college
goin for tests fukin drunk and reeking of booze and teachers watchin me
dredging thru huge piles of thick quicksand like mud , in the night , trying to sneak into college with booze with me( believe me that was fkin crazy!! the fence was another story) the fence stories and jumping in are too fkin long , far too many craziy ones, im just mentioning a few random ones , but all are now fkin amazing memories
drinkin in the beach at night in a place where cops patrol and not a soul walks around at night , then walking towards a slum area and stealing a light from a fisher mans boat
one embarraasing thing was waking up one morning after a drunken night and finding a fuckin chinky guy in his underwear sleeping next to me!!!!(NO IM NOT GAY , THERE WERE NO OTHER FREE BEDS)
so peace yall
I think i shud write a small book

Backpacked across Tanzania and Zambia to get to Zimbabwe. With $10.

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Anonymous wrote:Says the lady who has "cold sores" thinking they're not herpes. LOL

That's the best you can do? You just sound bitter.

hm... you sound like you didn't know that either

*teehee*

Anonymous wrote:Says the lady who has "cold sores" thinking they're not herpes. LOL

That's the best you can do? You just sound bitter.

Says the lady who has "cold sores" thinking they're not herpes. LOL

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Anonymous wrote:This thread is awesome! And I thought there were only boring moms on DCUM You ladies are hilarious!

Most of them got it out of their systems in college and now are the boring moms you assumed they were

I wonder how many have herpes, have had to have abortions, have treated stds (orgies? really????), have criminal records, and the like. Wow.

None, none, none, and none. You only wish you could say the same. I had a blast and came out squeaky clean.