Anonymous
Post 04/21/2026 19:55     Subject: Has anyone ever actually ordered avocado toast in a restaurant?
Two of six teens at my daughter's birthday brunch ordered avocado toast! I wondered why, and they both said the description sounded really good, and it tasted great.

Avocados, marinated tomatoes, poached egg, sauteed onion, chili oil, feta, micro cilantro, Italian rustico
Anonymous
Post 04/21/2026 19:43     Subject: Has anyone ever actually ordered avocado toast in a restaurant?
Of course all the time!!
Anonymous
Post 04/21/2026 19:37     Subject: Has anyone ever actually ordered avocado toast in a restaurant?
All the time, preferably with a poached egg on top.
Anonymous
Post 04/21/2026 19:25     Subject: Has anyone ever actually ordered avocado toast in a restaurant?
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Anonymous wrote:My kids call it a "struggle meal." Ordering it for $10+ in a restaurant seems embarrassing.


Your kids don't have any idea what a struggle meal is as those struggling aren't buying avocados.


+1 how tone deaf


Tone deaf? A large avocado costs literally $1. A really nice loaf of bakery bread costs max $8, so let's say max 40 cents for a big slice. And everyone already has cracked pepper or whatever other kind of seasoning you'd prefer.


Now price out the scrambled eggs, toast and bacon.


The original post was ridiculing rich white teen girls for acting uppity, I guess, that avocado toast was their struggle meal.


No, it was a Depression era oldster railing against yuppies for wanting to show off their struggle meal on social media, or something.
Anonymous
Post 04/21/2026 19:22     Subject: Has anyone ever actually ordered avocado toast in a restaurant?
Anonymous wrote:My kids call it a "struggle meal." Ordering it for $10+ in a restaurant seems embarrassing.


Who cares what kids think?
Anonymous
Post 04/21/2026 18:56     Subject: Has anyone ever actually ordered avocado toast in a restaurant?
Anonymous wrote:
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Anonymous wrote:My kids call it a "struggle meal." Ordering it for $10+ in a restaurant seems embarrassing.


Your kids don't have any idea what a struggle meal is as those struggling aren't buying avocados.


+1 how tone deaf


Again, they cost under a dollar. I'm in the "can't imagine buying avocado toast at a restaurant, but enjoy eating at home with garlic salt" range of middle class. It's like how I wouldn't buy oatmeal out. It is a cheap food to eat at home.


So what you're saying is you don't eat out for breakfast. Because she breakfast food can't be made simply at home?


Now that I have to buy 4 people's worth of food and don't get to enjoy bottomless mimosas, yeah, it's absolutely not worth it to me to spend $80 on a breakfast I could make for under $10 at home. And when you order in a group, the eggs ALWAYS come out cold.

But I can't make a great croissant cheaply at home on a weekend morning, so I love going out to bakeries.



You are no fun.
Anonymous
Post 04/21/2026 18:55     Subject: Has anyone ever actually ordered avocado toast in a restaurant?
Anonymous wrote:Why even go out to eat if that's your order? My toddler can schmear guac on a piece of toast.


That is not the recipe. The only time I had bad avacado toast was in Ireland, where they bascially put quacomole on bread. That was gross. And that is guacamole on bread, not avacado toast.
Anonymous
Post 04/21/2026 18:46     Subject: Has anyone ever actually ordered avocado toast in a restaurant?
I have. In a cafe. I was pleased with my choice.
Anonymous
Post 04/21/2026 18:46     Subject: Has anyone ever actually ordered avocado toast in a restaurant?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:My kids call it a "struggle meal." Ordering it for $10+ in a restaurant seems embarrassing.


Your kids don't have any idea what a struggle meal is as those struggling aren't buying avocados.


+1 how tone deaf


Tone deaf? A large avocado costs literally $1. A really nice loaf of bakery bread costs max $8, so let's say max 40 cents for a big slice. And everyone already has cracked pepper or whatever other kind of seasoning you'd prefer.


Now price out the scrambled eggs, toast and bacon.


The original post was ridiculing rich white teen girls for acting uppity, I guess, that avocado toast was their struggle meal.
Anonymous
Post 04/21/2026 18:42     Subject: Has anyone ever actually ordered avocado toast in a restaurant?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:My kids call it a "struggle meal." Ordering it for $10+ in a restaurant seems embarrassing.


Your kids don't have any idea what a struggle meal is as those struggling aren't buying avocados.


+1 how tone deaf


Tone deaf? A large avocado costs literally $1. A really nice loaf of bakery bread costs max $8, so let's say max 40 cents for a big slice. And everyone already has cracked pepper or whatever other kind of seasoning you'd prefer.


Now price out the scrambled eggs, toast and bacon.
Anonymous
Post 04/21/2026 18:40     Subject: Has anyone ever actually ordered avocado toast in a restaurant?
My Amazon app right now shows large avocados are 2 for $3 at WF for Prime members.
Anonymous
Post 04/21/2026 18:28     Subject: Has anyone ever actually ordered avocado toast in a restaurant?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:My kids call it a "struggle meal." Ordering it for $10+ in a restaurant seems embarrassing.


Your kids don't have any idea what a struggle meal is as those struggling aren't buying avocados.


+1 how tone deaf


Tone deaf? A large avocado costs literally $1. A really nice loaf of bakery bread costs max $8, so let's say max 40 cents for a big slice. And everyone already has cracked pepper or whatever other kind of seasoning you'd prefer.


Where are these $1 avocados?? Not at Whole Foods or giant.
Anonymous
Post 04/21/2026 18:28     Subject: Has anyone ever actually ordered avocado toast in a restaurant?
Seed oil toast with a dollop of Sysco-sourced guac, thrown together by an illegal immigrant in the back and charged $15.95 plus gratuity. Yummy!
Anonymous
Post 04/21/2026 18:24     Subject: Has anyone ever actually ordered avocado toast in a restaurant?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:My kids call it a "struggle meal." Ordering it for $10+ in a restaurant seems embarrassing.


Your kids don't have any idea what a struggle meal is as those struggling aren't buying avocados.


+1 how tone deaf


Tone deaf? A large avocado costs literally $1. A really nice loaf of bakery bread costs max $8, so let's say max 40 cents for a big slice. And everyone already has cracked pepper or whatever other kind of seasoning you'd prefer.
Anonymous
Post 04/21/2026 12:32     Subject: Has anyone ever actually ordered avocado toast in a restaurant?
Anonymous wrote:
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Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:My kids call it a "struggle meal." Ordering it for $10+ in a restaurant seems embarrassing.


Your kids don't have any idea what a struggle meal is as those struggling aren't buying avocados.


+1 how tone deaf


Again, they cost under a dollar. I'm in the "can't imagine buying avocado toast at a restaurant, but enjoy eating at home with garlic salt" range of middle class. It's like how I wouldn't buy oatmeal out. It is a cheap food to eat at home.


So what you're saying is you don't eat out for breakfast. Because she breakfast food can't be made simply at home?


Now that I have to buy 4 people's worth of food and don't get to enjoy bottomless mimosas, yeah, it's absolutely not worth it to me to spend $80 on a breakfast I could make for under $10 at home. And when you order in a group, the eggs ALWAYS come out cold.

But I can't make a great croissant cheaply at home on a weekend morning, so I love going out to bakeries.