Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:We need some good news.
I lost 20 lbs in five months. I ate what I wanted but just smaller portions.
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Anonymous wrote:We need some good news.
Anonymous wrote:My MIL died!
Anonymous wrote:A husband was rubbing on his wife one night and hoping to go further. The wife said, “Not tonight, sometimes all a woman wants is to be held. Can you just hold me?” He held her all night.
The next morning he asked her, “How would you like to go shopping?” She didn’t hesitate!
They got dressed and went to the mall. He said, “Pick out several outfits with matching shoes and get some diamond earrings.”
She found all her items and held them up so he could see and she said, “Okay, I’m ready for you to pay for it.” He replied, “I never said I was going to pay for it. I just wanted you to hold it!”
Anonymous wrote:I’m Retiring 3/1 and going oversees for the 1st time in my Life.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:A husband was rubbing on his wife one night and hoping to go further. The wife said, “Not tonight, sometimes all a woman wants is to be held. Can you just hold me?” He held her all night.
The next morning he asked her, “How would you like to go shopping?” She didn’t hesitate!
They got dressed and went to the mall. He said, “Pick out several outfits with matching shoes and get some diamond earrings.”
She found all her items and held them up so he could see and she said, “Okay, I’m ready for you to pay for it.” He replied, “I never said I was going to pay for it. I just wanted you to hold it!”
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I am not trying to be snarky (honestly!)
But I don’t get the punchline here……🤦🏼
It’s okay… Wifey just wanted to be held when hubby wanted to get lucky. So, instead of buying her the outfits, shoes and diamonds, he let wifey just hold the stuff.
That’s the best explanation I could give. I don’t write the joke…
Anonymous wrote:A husband was rubbing on his wife one night and hoping to go further. The wife said, “Not tonight, sometimes all a woman wants is to be held. Can you just hold me?” He held her all night.
The next morning he asked her, “How would you like to go shopping?” She didn’t hesitate!
They got dressed and went to the mall. He said, “Pick out several outfits with matching shoes and get some diamond earrings.”
She found all her items and held them up so he could see and she said, “Okay, I’m ready for you to pay for it.” He replied, “I never said I was going to pay for it. I just wanted you to hold it!”
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I am proud of my who my teens are becoming.
I'm so happy to hear that. Honestly, there isnt much else in the world than seeing your children thrive.