Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:… Fathers, be good to your daughters
Daughters will love like you do
Girls become lovers who turn into mothers

This makes my skin crawl along with the "bubble gum tongue" and "swim in a deep sea of blankets." Yuck

Yup that whole song is cringe even before you know that it’s about banging Jessica Simpson.

The rumor was that is was about Jenifer Love Hewitt, but he claims it is about a girlfriend he had when he was 16. Gross regardless

Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don’t think that I can take it
‘Cause it took so long to bake it
And I’ll never have that recipe again, oh no

I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name. For there ain’t no one for to give me no pain.
What does that even mean?!?

Every breath you take …

She said it's cold

It feels like Independence Day

And I can't break away from this parade

Anonymous wrote:We ain’t getting no younger, we might as well do it
Let’s get marrrriiiieeeed

I love that song but who wants to hear that as a proposal??

Haha yes! Jagged Edge!

“I laughed at all of your jokes, my love you didn’t need to coax” 🤮

And I say, hey-ey-ey
Hey-ey-ey
I said "Hey, a-what's going on?"
And I say, hey-ey-ey
Hey-ey-ey
I said "Hey, a-what's going on?"

Let's get some country in here:

"Girl I know your favorite beer, cause you told me, and I bought it"

"With that honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There oughta be a law, get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how'd she even get them britches on
With that honky tonk badonkadonk"

Anonymous wrote:I'm going to miss you like a child misses their blanket

Fergie - Big Girls Don't Cry

I actually think this lyric is really good for the feeling the song is supposed to evoke.

Anonymous wrote:… Fathers, be good to your daughters
Daughters will love like you do
Girls become lovers who turn into mothers

Have never heard one of his songs on purpose

We’re anthrax and we take no shit and we don’t care for writing it

Anonymous wrote:Every line of "Please don't stand so close to me."

"This girl is half his age."

"Just like the old man in that book by Nabakov."

In fairness, it was a cringe situation.

Anonymous wrote:… Fathers, be good to your daughters
Daughters will love like you do
Girls become lovers who turn into mothers

Stfu

Muskrat Love and the little squeaking noises