Anonymous
Post 05/07/2025 20:28     Subject: Would you report a new neighbor who keeps parking two wheels on their front lawn?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:How does it make the ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD look worse, exactly?


You really don’t get how low class trash tearing up their front lawn and parking on the grass brings down the optics of the neighborhood?


You are going to have a hard time getting old, pp.
Anonymous
Post 05/07/2025 20:28     Subject: Would you report a new neighbor who keeps parking two wheels on their front lawn?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:How does it make the ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD look worse, exactly?


You really don’t get how low class trash tearing up their front lawn and parking on the grass brings down the optics of the neighborhood?


Oh, no! Not the optics!!! How awful.
Anonymous
Post 05/07/2025 20:27     Subject: Re:Would you report a new neighbor who keeps parking two wheels on their front lawn?
Anonymous wrote:

There’s nothing wrong with this. MYOB, Karen!

Signed,
Trolls of DCUM


I don’t know the difference between two wheels and two cars!

Signed,
Hysterical
Anonymous
Post 05/07/2025 20:24     Subject: Would you report a new neighbor who keeps parking two wheels on their front lawn?
Someday you may need your neighbors. Let the small stuff go.
Anonymous
Post 05/07/2025 20:23     Subject: Re:Would you report a new neighbor who keeps parking two wheels on their front lawn?


There’s nothing wrong with this. MYOB, Karen!

Signed,
Trolls of DCUM
Anonymous
Post 05/07/2025 20:20     Subject: Would you report a new neighbor who keeps parking two wheels on their front lawn?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Not an HOA but there is an ordinance against parking on the grass. So far, they are illegally parking about half of their car on the grass so their other cars can get in and out of garage and driveway. It's turning into a 3 to 5 times a week thing. Report them now or let two wheels slide, however, if they ever park the entire car, all four wheels, to the side of the paved driveway, then take a photo and report them?

This causes a front lawn's grass to erode with car tracks, which makes the entire neighborhood look worse. And honestly, it looks trashy.

I don't want to talk to them about it because then they'll know it was us if we report them later. We have no relationship with them outside of waves once in a while.


Why would you report them?

What will the town do ---- nothing.

Why would you start a war?


They will warn them and then ticket them. They can ticket them immediately if they want. It's against the local law.


I am a local official and we wouldn't do anything. Honestly. We only get involved when its a serious issue.


You’re either a troll or low information. Many communities ticket for this. Here’s a Reddit thread from two years ago:

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/10m9iej/city_gave_me_a_ticket_for_parking_in_grass_while/
Anonymous
Post 05/07/2025 20:17     Subject: Re:Would you report a new neighbor who keeps parking two wheels on their front lawn?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Parking on the lawn, even just a portion of the car, is none of my business.


Fixed that for you.


No, I had it right. Do you look in the mirror and see just how trashy you are?

maybe, but you sure a Karen.

-dp


Actually, I'm lovely and not a Karen because I don't put myself into position where I have to deal with people like you. And anytime I have had an issue (or someone has had an issue with me) we always talk like adults to resolve whatever it is. But I believe in being a considerate neighbor. I wouldn't do anything to lessen the value of our neighborhood, which parking in the yard absolutely does.


Having to juggle cars to get to the garage lowers the value of the neighborhood.


Are you a realtor? How would you know that, pp?
Anonymous
Post 05/07/2025 18:56     Subject: Would you report a new neighbor who keeps parking two wheels on their front lawn?
Anonymous wrote:How does it make the ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD look worse, exactly?


You really don’t get how low class trash tearing up their front lawn and parking on the grass brings down the optics of the neighborhood?
Anonymous
Post 05/07/2025 18:30     Subject: Would you report a new neighbor who keeps parking two wheels on their front lawn?
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Not an HOA but there is an ordinance against parking on the grass. So far, they are illegally parking about half of their car on the grass so their other cars can get in and out of garage and driveway. It's turning into a 3 to 5 times a week thing. Report them now or let two wheels slide, however, if they ever park the entire car, all four wheels, to the side of the paved driveway, then take a photo and report them?

This causes a front lawn's grass to erode with car tracks, which makes the entire neighborhood look worse. And honestly, it looks trashy.

I don't want to talk to them about it because then they'll know it was us if we report them later. We have no relationship with them outside of waves once in a while.


Why would you report them?

What will the town do ---- nothing.

Why would you start a war?

If I worked for the town and happened to answer the phone when you called to complain I would laugh out loud.
Anonymous
Post 05/07/2025 18:04     Subject: Would you report a new neighbor who keeps parking two wheels on their front lawn?
How does it make the ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD look worse, exactly?
Anonymous
Post 05/07/2025 17:36     Subject: Would you report a new neighbor who keeps parking two wheels on their front lawn?
No, I wouldn't do anything.
But then also, I detest HOAs and would never buy in a neighborhood with an HOA.
Anonymous
Post 05/07/2025 17:31     Subject: Would you report a new neighbor who keeps parking two wheels on their front lawn?
I hope they put a car rear seat on their lawn as lawn furniture.
Anonymous
Post 05/07/2025 17:28     Subject: Would you report a new neighbor who keeps parking two wheels on their front lawn?
Move and find a house with a HOA. Otherwise MYOB. Can’t imagine caring about this at all.
Anonymous
Post 05/07/2025 17:23     Subject: Would you report a new neighbor who keeps parking two wheels on their front lawn?
Anonymous wrote:MYOB.

Many things neighbors do "look trashy". Leaving christmas lights up year round, going too long between mows, having 4+ vehicles in a driveway, political signs, leaving trash cans at the curb for too long.

If you want it policed, join an HOA. Otherwise, live and let live.


I will take Christmas lights (like red and green? or just white fairy lights?) any day over parking on the grass.

Cute vs trashy. As for two tires on the grass, they could just pave their driveway three lanes wide and park tons of cars! Someone did that a few streets over for their extra high-end cars, go figure!
Anonymous
Post 05/07/2025 17:18     Subject: Would you report a new neighbor who keeps parking two wheels on their front lawn?
Using a home as a financial investment is the trashiest thing. Get a job if you want money.