Anonymous
03/04/2025 16:42
Subject: Why can't your dog poop on your own lawn?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:My dog cannot just go outside and drop a load. He needs some exercise to get things going and that's going to happen on the walk. Some humans are the same in that they have to go after running or working out. How would you like it if someone told you to go in a particular place at a particular time?
This. She needs to get the legs and the sniffer going before there's any action.
So why not loop your own yard 3 or 4x and time it that way?
Exactly. Some of the excuses on this thread are WILD.
Train your dog to pee on command. Any new dog should be crate trained anyway. From the crate, they go straight outside to whatever designated "pee spot" you're going to use (on your own property, if at all possible). You give them a command and a reasonable amount of time to go. If they do, treat. If not, offer water, then back in the crate and try again in an age-appropriate amount of time (for a puppy, 30 minutes, and increase from there for full-grown dogs).
I have worked with over 100 breeds of dogs over several decades. Never met the dog who didn't learn this. It's 100% lazy owners.
Are you saying your dog will never mark on a walk outside of their pee place? My dogs usually pee on our front lawn or backyard as soon as I take them out. However, they will mark during a walk, which I only allow on the strip of grass by the street. I only allow them to poop on that strip too, and not only do I clean it up, I also pick up poop left by inconsiderate dog owners.
Anonymous
03/04/2025 16:29
Subject: Why can't your dog poop on your own lawn?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:It’s revolting. My little kids have to walk across our lawn to get to our driveway (no garage.) I came home to find a neighbor letting his meticulously groomed dog drop a huge load right in the middle of our path. He stared me straight in the eyes. He should be mortified. He cleaned up the main poop but it left a foot-wide brown smear in the snow.
You know what’s even more gross for your kids? The exhaust fumes from your car.
Most of you really don’t understand risk assessment and prioritization.
Seriously, get a life.
Huge eye roll
Seriously, get a grip. We are already acknowledging that pollution is bad and are collectively working on solving the issue. Now it's your turn to realize what a crazy moron you are and don't impose your dog on anyone else.
Acknowledging something doesn’t do anything. If you’re okay with your little angels breathing in the fumes from your car and your neighbors, then you’re being disingenuous to be so outraged about dog poop smears outside. Jesus Christ.
Can your unimaginative, dumb ass stay on topic for once. Tired of you constantly equating children with dogs you sicko.
No one equated children with dogs. You must be extremely unintelligent to have come to that conclusion.
You sure as hell did. Comparing how if we don't care our children breathe in fumes (dumb, but ok) we shouldn't care that dogs piss whereever. Perhpas find better analogies next time?
Anonymous
03/04/2025 01:24
Subject: Why can't your dog poop on your own lawn?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:It’s revolting. My little kids have to walk across our lawn to get to our driveway (no garage.) I came home to find a neighbor letting his meticulously groomed dog drop a huge load right in the middle of our path. He stared me straight in the eyes. He should be mortified. He cleaned up the main poop but it left a foot-wide brown smear in the snow.
You know what’s even more gross for your kids? The exhaust fumes from your car.
Most of you really don’t understand risk assessment and prioritization.
Seriously, get a life.
Huge eye roll
Seriously, get a grip. We are already acknowledging that pollution is bad and are collectively working on solving the issue. Now it's your turn to realize what a crazy moron you are and don't impose your dog on anyone else.
Acknowledging something doesn’t do anything. If you’re okay with your little angels breathing in the fumes from your car and your neighbors, then you’re being disingenuous to be so outraged about dog poop smears outside. Jesus Christ.
Can your unimaginative, dumb ass stay on topic for once. Tired of you constantly equating children with dogs you sicko.
No one equated children with dogs. You must be extremely unintelligent to have come to that conclusion.
Anonymous
03/04/2025 01:23
Subject: Why can't your dog poop on your own lawn?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:It’s revolting. My little kids have to walk across our lawn to get to our driveway (no garage.) I came home to find a neighbor letting his meticulously groomed dog drop a huge load right in the middle of our path. He stared me straight in the eyes. He should be mortified. He cleaned up the main poop but it left a foot-wide brown smear in the snow.
You know what’s even more gross for your kids? The exhaust fumes from your car.
Most of you really don’t understand risk assessment and prioritization.
Seriously, get a life.
Why is it always the derail trolls who post things like "grow up" or "get a life".
If you had one, you wouldn't need to leave these idiotic comments. Sober up, log off, touch grass...
Touch grass! You must be kidding - there might be DOG PISS on it!!!
Anonymous
03/03/2025 22:04
Subject: Why can't your dog poop on your own lawn?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:It’s revolting. My little kids have to walk across our lawn to get to our driveway (no garage.) I came home to find a neighbor letting his meticulously groomed dog drop a huge load right in the middle of our path. He stared me straight in the eyes. He should be mortified. He cleaned up the main poop but it left a foot-wide brown smear in the snow.
You know what’s even more gross for your kids? The exhaust fumes from your car.
Most of you really don’t understand risk assessment and prioritization.
Seriously, get a life.
Huge eye roll
Seriously, get a grip. We are already acknowledging that pollution is bad and are collectively working on solving the issue. Now it's your turn to realize what a crazy moron you are and don't impose your dog on anyone else.
Acknowledging something doesn’t do anything. If you’re okay with your little angels breathing in the fumes from your car and your neighbors, then you’re being disingenuous to be so outraged about dog poop smears outside. Jesus Christ.
Can your unimaginative, dumb ass stay on topic for once. Tired of you constantly equating children with dogs you sicko.
Anonymous
03/03/2025 22:02
Subject: Why can't your dog poop on your own lawn?
Dogs always poop at the same place they have poop before. So, if they are always pooping in your yard, you have a big problem.
Anonymous
03/03/2025 20:41
Subject: Why can't your dog poop on your own lawn?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:It’s revolting. My little kids have to walk across our lawn to get to our driveway (no garage.) I came home to find a neighbor letting his meticulously groomed dog drop a huge load right in the middle of our path. He stared me straight in the eyes. He should be mortified. He cleaned up the main poop but it left a foot-wide brown smear in the snow.
You know what’s even more gross for your kids? The exhaust fumes from your car.
Most of you really don’t understand risk assessment and prioritization.
Seriously, get a life.
Why is it always the derail trolls who post things like "grow up" or "get a life".
If you had one, you wouldn't need to leave these idiotic comments. Sober up, log off, touch grass...
Anonymous
03/03/2025 20:40
Subject: Why can't your dog poop on your own lawn?
Anonymous wrote:Do these owners all use retractable leashes? That is so ignorant. We need a big educational campaign on how stupid you are as a dog owner with a retractable leash.
I almost appreciate them because the moment I hear that ripclick noise, I know to get WAY the hell out of their way.
Nobody intelligent uses those things in a city/suburban setting. It's a clown sign, for sure.
Anonymous
03/03/2025 16:35
Subject: Why can't your dog poop on your own lawn?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:It’s revolting. My little kids have to walk across our lawn to get to our driveway (no garage.) I came home to find a neighbor letting his meticulously groomed dog drop a huge load right in the middle of our path. He stared me straight in the eyes. He should be mortified. He cleaned up the main poop but it left a foot-wide brown smear in the snow.
You know what’s even more gross for your kids? The exhaust fumes from your car.
Most of you really don’t understand risk assessment and prioritization.
Seriously, get a life.
Huge eye roll
Seriously, get a grip. We are already acknowledging that pollution is bad and are collectively working on solving the issue. Now it's your turn to realize what a crazy moron you are and don't impose your dog on anyone else.
Acknowledging something doesn’t do anything. If you’re okay with your little angels breathing in the fumes from your car and your neighbors, then you’re being disingenuous to be so outraged about dog poop smears outside. Jesus Christ.
Anonymous
03/03/2025 16:33
Subject: Why can't your dog poop on your own lawn?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:OP make sure you never use a public or friend’s or family’s toilet. Why can’t you train youself to exclusively poop and pee at your own house?
Wow. Barring emergencies or extended stays, most of us do.
Right! I think pooping in public is rude. It should be for emergencies only.
What the hell is a pooping emergency, anyway? I doubt anyone TRIES to poop in public, you psychopath.
That being said: You don’t know what constitutes an emergency for someone else. Therefore, if it’s ever okay, it’s always okay.
Anonymous
03/03/2025 16:32
Subject: Why can't your dog poop on your own lawn?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:It’s revolting. My little kids have to walk across our lawn to get to our driveway (no garage.) I came home to find a neighbor letting his meticulously groomed dog drop a huge load right in the middle of our path. He stared me straight in the eyes. He should be mortified. He cleaned up the main poop but it left a foot-wide brown smear in the snow.
You know what’s even more gross for your kids? The exhaust fumes from your car.
Most of you really don’t understand risk assessment and prioritization.
Seriously, get a life.
Huge eye roll
Seriously, get a grip. We are already acknowledging that pollution is bad and are collectively working on solving the issue. Now it's your turn to realize what a crazy moron you are and don't impose your dog on anyone else.
Anonymous
03/03/2025 16:30
Subject: Why can't your dog poop on your own lawn?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:OP make sure you never use a public or friend’s or family’s toilet. Why can’t you train youself to exclusively poop and pee at your own house?
Not sure how old you are but that is exactly what most dinos of our era were taught by our family, not to use bathroom when a guest.
And we most certainly don't just barge into a strangers house to take a shit in their bathroom.
Not even going to address how ridiculous it is that we are comparing people to dogs AGAIN.
People are more capable of controlling their bowels and bladders than dogs, dumbass.
Anonymous
03/03/2025 16:29
Subject: Why can't your dog poop on your own lawn?
Anonymous wrote:It’s revolting. My little kids have to walk across our lawn to get to our driveway (no garage.) I came home to find a neighbor letting his meticulously groomed dog drop a huge load right in the middle of our path. He stared me straight in the eyes. He should be mortified. He cleaned up the main poop but it left a foot-wide brown smear in the snow.
You know what’s even more gross for your kids? The exhaust fumes from your car.
Most of you really don’t understand risk assessment and prioritization.
Seriously, get a life.
Anonymous
03/03/2025 16:28
Subject: Why can't your dog poop on your own lawn?
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Before a human can get a dog, human should be required to pass a training including for how to train dog to pee and poop in their own space.
I keep saying it: owning a dog should require a license and proof of liability insurance coverage.
1000% agree. It is way too easy for any idiot to adopt a dog.
Anonymous
03/03/2025 16:24
Subject: Why can't your dog poop on your own lawn?
Do these owners all use retractable leashes? That is so ignorant. We need a big educational campaign on how stupid you are as a dog owner with a retractable leash.