Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Are we sure he's heterosectional?

Or a sofasexual

Hey now, maybe he's bisectional.

Anonymous wrote:Are we sure he's heterosectional?

Or a sofasexual

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is all kind of hilarious. Thank you for the good laughs this morning!

What specifically do you find hilarious about an anon twitter troll lying about a man having sex with furniture?

The over-the-top reaction to this rumor leads me to believe there’s actually some truth to it.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:It’s an amazing accusation because, let’s face it, that guy looks like a couch raper.

What young man has not humped a bed or a couch?

Yes, but my couch gave me verbal and written consent.

Guess he just walks up and grabs ‘em by the cushions.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Why are Vance fans getting so upset at someone DEBUNKING the rumor?

The fact that this thread was even started and is still here shows the low level of discourse encouraged on this site. We are mocking your immaturity.

Funny how republicans are venomous trolls on dem threads. Hypocrites sit in the front pew.

Also, to be clear, this is a thread that is about dispelling the rumor that Vance banged a couch and then wrote about it in his book. He did not write about it in his book.

Fair enough. He didn’t write it in his book. Maybe he drew a picture for his therapist before going to confession.🧤🛋️💦

Well, if Ivanka read this site when she was a DCUM, then this may be what puts it over the line on whether Trump keeps Vance on the ticket or not.

Anonymous wrote:He needs to pull a Bill Clinton and say, "I did not have sexual relations with that couch."

Which effectively is an admission that he did.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Why are Vance fans getting so upset at someone DEBUNKING the rumor?

The fact that this thread was even started and is still here shows the low level of discourse encouraged on this site. We are mocking your immaturity.

Funny how republicans are venomous trolls on dem threads. Hypocrites sit in the front pew.

Also, to be clear, this is a thread that is about dispelling the rumor that Vance banged a couch and then wrote about it in his book. He did not write about it in his book.

Anonymous wrote:It’s an amazing accusation because, let’s face it, that guy looks like a couch raper.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Are we sure he's heterosectional?

This needs to get more attention.

Hahaha I just caught that. Good one ppp!

Anonymous wrote:Are we sure he's heterosectional?

Brava!!!

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Why are Vance fans getting so upset at someone DEBUNKING the rumor?

The fact that this thread was even started and is still here shows the low level of discourse encouraged on this site. We are mocking your immaturity.

Funny how republicans are venomous trolls on dem threads. Hypocrites sit in the front pew.

“]Lol,.you clearly have never been a teenaged boy.

Humping couch cushions and the floor is so common. “

I think you are telling us something about yourself.

Voters should have higher standards.

Anonymous wrote:Lol,.you clearly have never been a teenaged boy.

Humping couch cushions and the floor is so common.

So you’re saying that he almost certainly did hump a couch?