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Anonymous wrote:No way and I'm hardly a neat freak.

Even my toddler knows "No food in the car!"

Don't care what other people do but the cars of people who do let their kids eat there are gross.

What will you do when sports practice is immediately after school and lasts 2+ hours?

Eat at home.

Picks kids up at 3:30 and heads to 4-5:30 pm practice, kids say “mom I’m so hungry! I ate lunch 3.5 hours ago!” Mom responds “sorry kiddo, no food in the car, we can eat at 6 when we get home…you can go 6 hours without food despite being a growing child in a sport, you know how I despise crumbs and people who eat more than every 6-8 hours….”

Then your fat kid waddles out of the car to the field.

Your kid has an eating disorder and food insecurity issues from being denied the fuel their bodies need because mamma needs a spotless car. Make sure “spotless car” appears on your tombstone, it’s such a huge accomplishment in life.

But they’re not fat unlike your little piggies

My kids are thin and healthy and enjoy a variety of foods and know how to listen and respect their hunger cues.

I really hope you’re trolling me and you aren’t actually this mean and controlling in real life.

She is definitely trolling and probably also fat and full of self-loathing.

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Anonymous wrote:No way and I'm hardly a neat freak.

Even my toddler knows "No food in the car!"

Don't care what other people do but the cars of people who do let their kids eat there are gross.

What will you do when sports practice is immediately after school and lasts 2+ hours?

Eat at home.

Picks kids up at 3:30 and heads to 4-5:30 pm practice, kids say “mom I’m so hungry! I ate lunch 3.5 hours ago!” Mom responds “sorry kiddo, no food in the car, we can eat at 6 when we get home…you can go 6 hours without food despite being a growing child in a sport, you know how I despise crumbs and people who eat more than every 6-8 hours….”

Then your fat kid waddles out of the car to the field.

Your kid has an eating disorder and food insecurity issues from being denied the fuel their bodies need because mamma needs a spotless car. Make sure “spotless car” appears on your tombstone, it’s such a huge accomplishment in life.

But they’re not fat unlike your little piggies

My kids are thin and healthy and enjoy a variety of foods and know how to listen and respect their hunger cues.

I really hope you’re trolling me and you aren’t actually this mean and controlling in real life.

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Anonymous wrote:No way and I'm hardly a neat freak.

Even my toddler knows "No food in the car!"

Don't care what other people do but the cars of people who do let their kids eat there are gross.

What will you do when sports practice is immediately after school and lasts 2+ hours?

Eat at home.

Picks kids up at 3:30 and heads to 4-5:30 pm practice, kids say “mom I’m so hungry! I ate lunch 3.5 hours ago!” Mom responds “sorry kiddo, no food in the car, we can eat at 6 when we get home…you can go 6 hours without food despite being a growing child in a sport, you know how I despise crumbs and people who eat more than every 6-8 hours….”

Then your fat kid waddles out of the car to the field.

Your kid has an eating disorder and food insecurity issues from being denied the fuel their bodies need because mamma needs a spotless car. Make sure “spotless car” appears on your tombstone, it’s such a huge accomplishment in life.

But they’re not fat unlike your little piggies

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:No way and I'm hardly a neat freak.

Even my toddler knows "No food in the car!"

Don't care what other people do but the cars of people who do let their kids eat there are gross.

What will you do when sports practice is immediately after school and lasts 2+ hours?

Eat at home.

Picks kids up at 3:30 and heads to 4-5:30 pm practice, kids say “mom I’m so hungry! I ate lunch 3.5 hours ago!” Mom responds “sorry kiddo, no food in the car, we can eat at 6 when we get home…you can go 6 hours without food despite being a growing child in a sport, you know how I despise crumbs and people who eat more than every 6-8 hours….”

Then your fat kid waddles out of the car to the field.

Your kid has an eating disorder and food insecurity issues from being denied the fuel their bodies need because mamma needs a spotless car. Make sure “spotless car” appears on your tombstone, it’s such a huge accomplishment in life.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:No way and I'm hardly a neat freak.

Even my toddler knows "No food in the car!"

Don't care what other people do but the cars of people who do let their kids eat there are gross.

What will you do when sports practice is immediately after school and lasts 2+ hours?

Eat at home.

Picks kids up at 3:30 and heads to 4-5:30 pm practice, kids say “mom I’m so hungry! I ate lunch 3.5 hours ago!” Mom responds “sorry kiddo, no food in the car, we can eat at 6 when we get home…you can go 6 hours without food despite being a growing child in a sport, you know how I despise crumbs and people who eat more than every 6-8 hours….”

Then your fat kid waddles out of the car to the field.

Not even a little. Sorry your kid has to diet.

We eat in the car and we also eat fast food...and we have a car that cost us over $80k. My daughter and I just ate fried chicken in the car last Friday bc we couldn't wait to get home to eat it - it smelled so good. You are going to love this. I ate some bits today that fell off from last Friday and I have no regrets! =)

Life is too short not to eat in the car.

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Anonymous wrote:He’ll no

He will no, what?

Or what will he know?

Anonymous wrote:He’ll no

He will no, what?

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Anonymous wrote:No way and I'm hardly a neat freak.

Even my toddler knows "No food in the car!"

Don't care what other people do but the cars of people who do let their kids eat there are gross.

What will you do when sports practice is immediately after school and lasts 2+ hours?

Eat at home.

Picks kids up at 3:30 and heads to 4-5:30 pm practice, kids say “mom I’m so hungry! I ate lunch 3.5 hours ago!” Mom responds “sorry kiddo, no food in the car, we can eat at 6 when we get home…you can go 6 hours without food despite being a growing child in a sport, you know how I despise crumbs and people who eat more than every 6-8 hours….”

Then your fat kid waddles out of the car to the field.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:No way and I'm hardly a neat freak.

Even my toddler knows "No food in the car!"

Don't care what other people do but the cars of people who do let their kids eat there are gross.

What will you do when sports practice is immediately after school and lasts 2+ hours?

Eat at home.

Picks kids up at 3:30 and heads to 4-5:30 pm practice, kids say “mom I’m so hungry! I ate lunch 3.5 hours ago!” Mom responds “sorry kiddo, no food in the car, we can eat at 6 when we get home…you can go 6 hours without food despite being a growing child in a sport, you know how I despise crumbs and people who eat more than every 6-8 hours….”

From the Almond Mom playbook!

Holy shit

Yes, but the baseball dirt makes it more nasty.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:No way and I'm hardly a neat freak.

Even my toddler knows "No food in the car!"

Don't care what other people do but the cars of people who do let their kids eat there are gross.

What will you do when sports practice is immediately after school and lasts 2+ hours?

Eat at home.

Picks kids up at 3:30 and heads to 4-5:30 pm practice, kids say “mom I’m so hungry! I ate lunch 3.5 hours ago!” Mom responds “sorry kiddo, no food in the car, we can eat at 6 when we get home…you can go 6 hours without food despite being a growing child in a sport, you know how I despise crumbs and people who eat more than every 6-8 hours….”

Anonymous wrote:No, and we don't take "road trips."

Yes, I can understand how having that huge stick up your butt makes it difficult to sit for a long drive.

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Anonymous wrote:No way and I'm hardly a neat freak.

Even my toddler knows "No food in the car!"

Don't care what other people do but the cars of people who do let their kids eat there are gross.

What will you do when sports practice is immediately after school and lasts 2+ hours?

Eat at home.

Bum