Anonymous
Post 03/14/2024 17:33     Subject: What are some troll topics I can post?

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:You're cheating on your wife and found out you have an STD, can you sneak the medicine into her food so you don't have to tell her


omg. I want to read this thread


You have to do it the other way around for it to work. But make sure to include details about how awful the DH is.
Anonymous
Post 03/14/2024 17:12     Subject: What are some troll topics I can post?

I’m married and I met a hot guy in an airport bar.
Anonymous
Post 03/14/2024 16:40     Subject: What are some troll topics I can post?

My 17 month old still wakes up twice a night to breastfeed but i don't want to ween or sleep train
Anonymous
Post 03/14/2024 14:53     Subject: What are some troll topics I can post?

“Meghan is jealous of Kate”
Anonymous
Post 03/14/2024 14:18     Subject: What are some troll topics I can post?

“I want to get my sons circumcised because idk it just looks gross otherwise”

…and watch the comments FLOOD
Anonymous
Post 03/14/2024 13:59     Subject: What are some troll topics I can post?

AAP should go- it’s nothing but brain drain
Anonymous
Post 03/14/2024 13:47     Subject: Re:What are some troll topics I can post?

Literally anything about W schools. Try these for starters:

Thinking about moving to a W school district, tell me about the neighborhood.

Is it true the W schools have fewer violent incidents?

W school test scores vs. downcounty scores.

Principal covering up an incident (insert made up story here) at my child's W school.



Or you can scroll the news each day and wait for the next incident that occurs at a W school and simply post the story on DCUM and watch the frenzy.

Anonymous
Post 03/14/2024 11:34     Subject: What are some troll topics I can post?

You aholes got me busted at a meeting at work because I couldn't control my laughter.
Anonymous
Post 03/14/2024 11:31     Subject: What are some troll topics I can post?

Anonymous wrote:"MIL on Ozempic" ought to bring out the crazies.


How about my SIL is jealous of me because MIL is on Ozempic and her best friend is sending her kids to private school so I am not going there for Thanksgiving.
Anonymous
Post 03/14/2024 11:15     Subject: What are some troll topics I can post?

Maryland vs. Virginia
DC Natives and who is not a native
DMV means department of Motor Vehicles hmph. No it doesn't. hmph.
North Potomac and North Bethesda are not places

lots of good juice to squeeze out of regional rivalry
Anonymous
Post 03/14/2024 11:14     Subject: What are some troll topics I can post?

Anything about Meghan and Harry.
Anonymous
Post 03/14/2024 11:14     Subject: What are some troll topics I can post?

Anonymous wrote:You're cheating on your wife and found out you have an STD, can you sneak the medicine into her food so you don't have to tell her


omg. I want to read this thread
Anonymous
Post 03/14/2024 11:09     Subject: What are some troll topics I can post?

Anything about redshirting.
Anonymous
Post 03/14/2024 08:48     Subject: What are some troll topics I can post?

Visi to Vandy?
Anonymous
Post 03/14/2024 08:46     Subject: What are some troll topics I can post?

In the Religion forum, pretend to be Christian and pose a question that makes you look immoral.