Anonymous wrote:Hockey team. Didn't tell.

Hope you at least got some free tickets or an autographed stick out of it. I’m too much of a gentleman to ask if you pulled the goalie.

Anonymous wrote:Well, I would never tell my kids or my husband this, but I slept with a police officer to keep myself out of jail. I was young and attractive then, and I did not want to risk leaving a permanent mark on my record. It was the early 00s and I got pregnant from the encounter. Busted condom. I was engaged to my husband at the time and I told him the baby was his, even though I knew it wasn't. Now, my oldest (NOT my husband's) is off to college this year. I passed on the lesson to make safe choices but I could never tell him what I did. I'm too ashamed

Rape under the color of law, anyone?

my gpa progressively went down ever semester from first to last - and it didn’t really start that high, 3.0 I think. Department head sarcastically said quite an accomplishment this is a first ever when we met before graduation.

Worst specific thing was taking mushrooms during a statistics final freshman year, to coordinate timing with larger group going on a planned hike. Did them like 30 minutes before I was done, and felt nothing on test was too difficult. As I turned the test in, old professor eyeballed answers made a face and said you may really want to re-look at answers in last part - shrooms were 100% kicking in and I said nah I’m good and left. My parents money well spent

Anonymous wrote:Well, I would never tell my kids or my husband this, but I slept with a police officer to keep myself out of jail. I was young and attractive then, and I did not want to risk leaving a permanent mark on my record. It was the early 00s and I got pregnant from the encounter. Busted condom. I was engaged to my husband at the time and I told him the baby was his, even though I knew it wasn't. Now, my oldest (NOT my husband's) is off to college this year. I passed on the lesson to make safe choices but I could never tell him what I did. I'm too ashamed

23 and Me will eventually out you.

Anonymous wrote:Crank called girl in next dorm room who was loudly coughing: “Satan says STOP COUGHING!!”

To DD: Dorm walls are really thin so be considerate.

Love this story.

Well, I would never tell my kids or my husband this, but I slept with a police officer to keep myself out of jail. I was young and attractive then, and I did not want to risk leaving a permanent mark on my record. It was the early 00s and I got pregnant from the encounter. Busted condom. I was engaged to my husband at the time and I told him the baby was his, even though I knew it wasn't. Now, my oldest (NOT my husband's) is off to college this year. I passed on the lesson to make safe choices but I could never tell him what I did. I'm too ashamed

Anonymous wrote:Got pregnant, had the baby, gave him up for adoption

Its both the worst and best thing I’ve ever done

My kids know

Was it an open adoption? Do you keep in touch with your kid?

Not really bad, but hopefully DD won’t follow in my footsteps (she doesn’t know; I’d die if she found out!), but

- had several 3-ways. First experience was so positive I did it several more times with different partners. Nearly always safe. Ah - to be 20 again!

Way too many random hookups and ONSs. Was super fun but reckless.

I shot a man in Reno.... just to watch him die.

Smoked weed in my dorm room and smoked cigarettes for about a month. I had a bad influence room mate for a semester. I moved to another dorm and never smoked either one again.

Got the drunkest I’ve ever been in life and threw up all over the couch at a fraternity house.

First week of my freshman year, walked to a party in a sketchy neighborhood. When we got there, the party was full of older, non-student locals. They were drinking and doing drugs. My friends and I stayed for an hour because they had good food. We finally left because the older men were getting too flirty.

I told my kid about the last thing but not the others.

Accepted ride back to San Diego while in Tijuana.

I was a #$%$ moron apparently. And I wasn't even really drinking all that much. Just didn't like Tijuana and wanted to leave.

And, no, I didn't tell her.

Shit on my floor when black out drunk. Discovered it the next morning. A wake up call about binge drinking.

Posing as a female friend who had recently hooked up with a classmate: messaged him that "I" was pregnant, and what were we going to do? Kept this up for a couple hours.

Drove my car home at 2am tripping on acid. Felt like my hands kept passing through the steering wheel.

Anonymous wrote:Bought a “canned term paper.” Paid someone to re-type it. Turned it in and got an A.

Kids in FCPS are all cheating with ChatGPT now (and FCPS has been told about it).

So I don’t feel all that bad. Especially after what Harvard pres. Gay got away with for years.

You definitely aren’t the only one, either