Anonymous
05/17/2023 19:12
Subject: Impressive sounding things about you that aren’t actually impressive
I have an extra bone that sticks down from the roof of my mouth.
Anonymous
05/17/2023 19:06
Subject: Re:Impressive sounding things about you that aren’t actually impressive
Anonymous wrote:Iowa Writers' Workshop
that is impressive!! why not?
Anonymous
05/17/2023 19:05
Subject: Re:Impressive sounding things about you that aren’t actually impressive
Anonymous wrote:I can perform a side aerial, front handspring, roundoff & one handed cartwheels on either hand
^^better than my Fulbright
Anonymous
05/17/2023 19:05
Subject: Impressive sounding things about you that aren’t actually impressive
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I'm impressed by the Fulbright! Why is it unimpressive?
It was probably a teaching fulbright, not research
No, it was a research Fulbright. I had a great project, just not the support or background to pull it off.
Anonymous
05/17/2023 19:04
Subject: Impressive sounding things about you that aren’t actually impressive
Anonymous wrote:I'm impressed by the Fulbright! Why is it unimpressive?
Because I didn’t manage to really produce anything and never went on to do anything academic or international.
Anonymous
05/17/2023 19:03
Subject: Re:Impressive sounding things about you that aren’t actually impressive
Anonymous wrote:I can fold a fitted sheet, I'm a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, and I've been to prison.
I did not know Martha Stewart hangs around here.
Anonymous
05/17/2023 18:54
Subject: Impressive sounding things about you that aren’t actually impressive
Anonymous wrote:I'm a nuclear engineer.
Most impressive is between this and the fitted sheet
Anonymous
05/17/2023 18:53
Subject: Impressive sounding things about you that aren’t actually impressive
Anonymous wrote:I can fold a fitted sheet.
You have mastered a skill that few have achieved. Take a bow!
Anonymous
05/17/2023 18:52
Subject: Impressive sounding things about you that aren’t actually impressive
Performed with a band and a celebrity at Howard Theater.
Anonymous
05/17/2023 18:49
Subject: Re:Impressive sounding things about you that aren’t actually impressive
Anonymous wrote:Iowa Writers' Workshop
This, my friend, is legitimately impressive.
Anonymous
05/17/2023 18:46
Subject: Re:Impressive sounding things about you that aren’t actually impressive
I can fold a fitted sheet, I'm a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, and I've been to prison.
Anonymous
05/17/2023 18:44
Subject: Impressive sounding things about you that aren’t actually impressive
I’m a BigLaw partner. Who can fold a fitted sheet fairly well. And who could do aerials. . . . as a teen but never since. 
Anonymous
05/17/2023 18:42
Subject: Re:Impressive sounding things about you that aren’t actually impressive
I used to be able to do a needle on either leg
Anonymous
05/17/2023 18:38
Subject: Impressive sounding things about you that aren’t actually impressive
I gave birth natural twice.
Anonymous
05/17/2023 18:19
Subject: Impressive sounding things about you that aren’t actually impressive
I’ve met the ( former) Queen of England… had tea with her actually.