Anonymous wrote:The part of annoying talking animal has already been taken

In the morning I’m making waffles.

Shrek and Shrek 2 are underrated movies

Omg my kids are obsessed with this line, we always have to say it when eating waffles.

It’s always sunny from tv:

I seem to have angered my constituents

Can I give you an egg in this trying time?

Roxie would have wanted it this way.

Anonymous wrote:I’m funny how? I mean like a clown?

Pesci?

Anonymous wrote:I'm a fun mom.

Ugh, you people are killing me with mangling movie lines. Do you really say this all the time? Because you're just saying that. It's not a line from a movie. The line is "I'm not like a regular mom. I'm a cool mom."

I can't believe no one has mentioned this one but we say this allll the time:

Fra-gee-lay. It must be Italian! (A Christmas Story: my father's family is Italian)

And so many others but one obscure one:

Whenever anyone mentions zucchini, linguini, fettucini, etc: "It's all them ini foods!" (Breaking Away)

I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that

“‘ello, Guvanah!” in our best British accents.

Mary Poppins. Has cracked us up for years.

Yes, we’re weird.

I’m funny how? I mean like a clown?

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:"Bye, Felicia" - Friday
"That's the double truth, Ruth." - Do The Right Thing
"Eat the cake, Anna Mae" - The Color Purple

Eat the cake is Tina Turner!

Yes, I know. I corrected my mistake a few posts down.

Leave the gun. Take the cannoli

“Are you afraid of my Guatemalan-ness?”

Anonymous wrote:"They f@ck you at the drive thru!"

-Us whenever our takeout gets messed up

Absolutely.

“I’d like to dedicate this to my grandpa…who taught me these moves.”

Anonymous wrote:
"I have a bad feeling about this." (and variants, from various Star Wars movies. But Han said it first and best.)

For the record, Luke said it first in Star Wars.

Houston, we have a problem.

We’re not in Kansas anymore.

What we have here is a failure to communicate.

Your optimism is misplaced Asguardian.