brooksstyled on IG just tagged Tyler and he re-posted---the reason Jen and Tyler haven't disappeared is bc they cling to the strangers on the internet who write stuff like this to them. pathetic

Anonymous wrote:Big Sis & Big Sass are speaking together at an event on April 14 in Iowa. "An evening filled with laughter and love as these two amazing authors share their insight on loving others."

Oh wow, that’s actually the entire description of the event…

Well I was born a psychopath so I’m super looking forward to this night! Can’t wait to learn how to love, finally! Especially from these two genuine lovebirds. I’m going to LAUGH as well?!?

I feel like something is missing though… love, laugh and… urghhh what’s the third one? Guess I’ll learn at this event.

So glad we have two AMAZING authors to guide us through this uncharted territory.

What’s with this trend of people constantly bragging about being shitty parents? I’m not a human parent and I get that no one is perfect but I can’t imagine my parents (who are on social media more than me) regularly posting about not giving a shit.

Big Sis & Big Sass are speaking together at an event on April 14 in Iowa. "An evening filled with laughter and love as these two amazing authors share their insight on loving others."

For me, it’s not the having a close female friend that’s the problem. It’s having a close female friend who you very publicly love and prioritize much more than your girlfriend of a YEAR. It’s the inequality of Jen acting like this is some grand Shakespearean forever love story while Tyler basically ignores her.

Jen, you’ve already flopped with your fake ass marriage to Brandon. Now you’re doing an even bigger flop with this fake ass relationship with a guy who can’t even pretend to give a shit about you. I’m almost cringing with secondhand embarrassment. You literally retconned him into your professional accomplishments by printing an acknowledgement to him in your book. You go on talk shows bragging about him!

He can’t even be bothered to make it Facebook official. He has more love for dead White ladies than he has for you.

Jen you are fake AF and I know you’re too smart to be this stupid. When are you going to admit that the gig is up?! You’ve failed again. Move on!

His BFF Shannon is younger than him. Finished high school in 2000. So 40 yrs old. Wonder if Jen minds him hanging out with a cute younger woman.
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(the previous post is Tyler's PUBLIC Facebook post about his female best friend.)

One last time.

One day in Safeway in Scotts Valley, California I loosely said to the daughter of one of my professors who I'd known since she was twelve, "Hey we should kick it some time!." I am so glad that you didn't take my invitation lightly. And in perfect Shannon Albrecht form you showed up. My life has been pretty awesome since that day because you have continued to show up. Shannon as this year comes to an end and we wait for the new year to begin I wanted to tell you how much I love and appreciate you. First, I appreciate the fact that you really really know me and you're still here. You're still here. There's not enough time left in 2016 for me to even begin to cover the experiences that we have had together. Some of my favorite pastimes are you and I being spontaneous and heading to a Warriors game on a whim. Or choosing to go to the coolest place to eat in the city because... It's a Tuesday. Watching you (literally) become a boss over the past couple of years has been one of the most remarkable things I've ever witnessed in the professional market. Watching you choose to step out of the non-profit world in faith and begin to quickly climb the professional ladder has been a thing of brilliance. You are so strong Shannon. I've seen you walk through pools of crap with more grace than most people could ever dream of. I've seen you deal with the struggles of being a woman in the professional world and through it all still come out on top. I love that you set goals and are determined to reach them (even when those goals are to make more money than me). I love how your mind works. You walk into a room and immediately begin to find ways to make whatever situation you are in more efficient. It's pretty amazing. I love how you love your family and stand up for them. You talk to your mom almost everyday.... By the way don't ever tell my mom that, you'll make me look bad. It's very rare to find someone that you can spend a majority of your time with and not tire of them. I so appreciate that you are one of those people for me. I love that as you've gotten older your attention span for things that run long or could have been put in fewer words has been cut very short. What that means is that you may not even be reading this anymore. And so because I know that of you I'll try to close this out. Shan, I know I'm not the easiest best friend to have. And I have failed you in ways over the years that even the most faithful of friends would have packed their bags and went running. You have been steadfast. For that alone I can't thank you enough. I also know that I am a lot. You are so bright and sometimes I get in the way of your shine. Forgive me for that. My hope is over this next year the world gets to see how bright and brilliant you are as I stand to the side and look at the world adoring. You are that good Shan. You always have been. And I can't believe that I get to be the person to see all of that goodness the most. You've been so patient with me for the last 366 days as I stopped what we were doing to take time to write about a person a day for a year. I understand that this little experience was often a big nuisance in our everyday. Thanks for not throwing my phone out of whatever window was closest. You are one of the few people in my life that when I talk about the history of who I am, you can actually name names and remember faces. I so appreciate you for that. I love you Shannon. I appreciate so greatly that you have helped this past year (with all that we've lost) go by with so much more joy. Even though I see you almost every day, there was no way that I was leaving you out of this public affirmation. You helped inspire this journey. You help remind me of how I am supposed to love. That I'm supposed to love well. You are a constant reminder (based on how you love me) that people deserve to be given love and forgiveness over and over again. So tonight I choose you, who has made a major difference in my life to tell that I love and appreciate them, one last time.

#thisiscrazylove2016

Anonymous wrote:All the greatest romances in the world were ones designed by publicists.

Big Sis: You complete me. You dazzle me. You are my chocolate thunder.

Big Sass: Dope.

Big Sis: I’ll do anything for you. I’ll wear your big branded merch on my porch. I’ll sing your chocolate praises to my 800,000 followers on Instagram!

Big Sass: -

Big Sis: Are you still there? I’m here for you. I see you. I know you. I posted four photos from our last Broadway trip today! Tamron Hall said she liked it. Tyler, THE Tamron Hall!

Big Sass: Oh. Yeah. Um…dope.

Or, let me think about it for a day or so.

All the greatest romances in the world were ones designed by publicists.

Big Sis: You complete me. You dazzle me. You are my chocolate thunder.

Big Sass: Dope.

Big Sis: I’ll do anything for you. I’ll wear your big branded merch on my porch. I’ll sing your chocolate praises to my 800,000 followers on Instagram!

Big Sass: -

Big Sis: Are you still there? I’m here for you. I see you. I know you. I posted four photos from our last Broadway trip today! Tamron Hall said she liked it. Tyler, THE Tamron Hall!

Big Sass: Oh. Yeah. Um…dope.

Could Big Sis and Big Sass’ relationship be a fake one cynically engineered by their joint publicist to hopefully boost both of their social standings and provide new potential audiences for each other while also providing Big Sis the cover she so desperately needs to show she’s moved on like her ex has and that she’s not single anymore so her MeCourse of Sex doesn’t look completely ridiculous?

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Interesting… I think it’s wonderful to have such good friends. And clearly Tyler is capable with grand gestures of love. So why is it that the most Jen gets is that she’s “dope”? Why does Tyler’s Facebook say he’s single and there are no posts of Jen? Jen tells us that they’re going to spend the rest of their lives together. Jen tells us that their lives are completely intertwined. Jen, what’s going on?

When I looked up Shannon Albrecht on FB, right below the list of suggested people was a tribute that Tyler wrote to her in 2017. There are 84 lines of text declaring numerous times how much he loves her. At one point he literally said, “forgive me for getting in the way of your shine.” He ends it with #thisiscrazylove2016” That one post has more text than he has ever printed about Jen, total, on social media in the past year.

Tyler's personal Facebook page says he's single

Anonymous wrote:Tyler’s latest post on his book; I don’t want to nitpick but I get weird vibes about some of the listed facts:

1) “My publisher wanted Jesus, I wanted Faith. Jesus lost.” - Jesus lost? I’m agnostic so I don’t care either way but isn’t Tyler a Christian? Almost seems like a brag to put down Jesus. Weird, especially considering your girlfriend is a “Christian celeb”.

2) A White guy co-wrote your book? Why? No Black writers available? You’re trying to make it more palatable to White audiences? This is a book in being Black in America and you’re a Black advocate…

3) “When my parents read for the audiobook my mom who is a professional speaker STRUGGLED in the studio. My dad who spends most of his retired life watching every sport in his man cave… Killed it.” - So tired of Black men and their constant public put downs of Black women (I’m a Black woman btw). Dude, this is your mother. Maybe you have a super joking relationship in private but this is such an unnecessary public dig. Again, you’re promoting a book on being Black in America while making a jab at your Black mother. Be better Tyler. Lift women up. Lift Black women up!

4) “Vaginal steaming. You’re welcome.” - Haven’t read the book so don’t know the context of this but WTF! This line actually alone angers me. What am I thanking you for Tyler?!! Another dumbass man telling women what to do with their vaginas? Telling us what’s appropriate from our vaginas? TAKE ONE SECOND TO SEARCH THAT THERE IS ZERO SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT VAGINAL STEAMING AND IT CAN BE DANGEROUS. But let me guess, your dumbass finds vaginas inherently icky. You probably make Jen get a Brazilian and douche before going down on her for 1.5 seconds. Then proclaim you’re some oral God.

Did not mean to get riled up y’all.

Just read Tyler’s post. Yeah to all of these. 👆👆
PS Tyler, Don’t ever mansplain a woman’s vagina