What should I do for July 4th?

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Anonymous wrote:How can I save money to buy a house in Arlington when I make $50K a year? I’m 28 and have 3 kittens.

Run a bake sale to cover a down payment.

And start a Go Fund Me. You deserve the house you desire.

Ask (re DEMAND) your parents give you the money to buy the house. Plus they will pay all future taxes and utilities.

Otherwise they won't see your furbabies again.

Lol, the threat / kitten ransom at the end is funny.

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Anonymous wrote:How can I save money to buy a house in Arlington when I make $50K a year? I’m 28 and have 3 kittens.

Run a bake sale to cover a down payment.

This might work if donuts are the featured bakery item!

Anonymous wrote:My child is entering k in the fall. What’s the best way to notify the parents of dumber children in his class how smart he is?

Steal all of the other parents electroshockers during back to school night so you’ll have an advantage. Eat all the donuts. Kidnap rhe teacher a grade older than your child, pretend to be her and make your kid come to your class. To conceal identity wear a sleep mask.

Anonymous wrote:My child is entering k in the fall. What’s the best way to notify the parents of dumber children in his class how smart he is?

At K orientation, ask about gifted services identification and delivery.

Anonymous wrote:I have a persistent injury to my left (dominant) wrist. Should I continue lifting weights at the gym, per usual, or let it rest?

Double the weight to make the wrist stronger. Science!

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Anonymous wrote:I am a DW. Can I have a lesbian affair with permission from my DH?

- Married But Available (MBA)

does the woman have THE PHD ? If so, yes

Translation of PHD: Pretty Hot Dyke.

Anonymous wrote:I have a persistent injury to my left (dominant) wrist. Should I continue lifting weights at the gym, per usual, or let it rest?

Sit cross cross applesauce on the ground and operate your peloton with your injured hand.

I have a persistent injury to my left (dominant) wrist. Should I continue lifting weights at the gym, per usual, or let it rest?

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Anonymous wrote:How can I save money to buy a house in Arlington when I make $50K a year? I’m 28 and have 3 kittens.

Run a bake sale to cover a down payment.

And start a Go Fund Me. You deserve the house you desire.

Ask (re DEMAND) your parents give you the money to buy the house. Plus they will pay all future taxes and utilities.

Otherwise they won't see your furbabies again.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How can I save money to buy a house in Arlington when I make $50K a year? I’m 28 and have 3 kittens.

Run a bake sale to cover a down payment.

And start a Go Fund Me. You deserve the house you desire.

Anonymous wrote:My child is entering k in the fall. What’s the best way to notify the parents of dumber children in his class how smart he is?

Send them a pix of your prodigy wearing a white tee shirt with the phrase “I wasn’t red shirted” on the back.

Anonymous wrote:My child is entering k in the fall. What’s the best way to notify the parents of dumber children in his class how smart he is?

Volunteer in class and "remind" teacher how to properly educate your child. That way you can keep pedestrian students away from him. They will try to dumb him down and make him eat glue.

Anonymous wrote:My child is entering k in the fall. What’s the best way to notify the parents of dumber children in his class how smart he is?

Post all their info here: Full name and school attending. Couch it in a post about how concerned you are that they will not be able to accommodate your child who tests at a 5th grade level (which means you helped him through a 5th grade workbook once) and often acts out when bored.

Anonymous wrote:My child is entering k in the fall. What’s the best way to notify the parents of dumber children in his class how smart he is?

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