Anonymous
Post 01/30/2026 20:40     Subject: Riverbend FC
Anonymous wrote:Website says the spring break camp is at Lake Fairfax


Recommended for U6–U13 Recreational, Travel, and Elite players. This camp is COED.

What are elite players versus travel players? Is this a new level of soccer?
Anonymous
Post 01/30/2026 18:44     Subject: Riverbend FC
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Folks—this Spring Break Soccer Camp is being called, by many very serious people, the greatest athletic gathering since the dawn of organized movement. Bigger than the World Cup. Bigger than PE class. Honestly, science hasn’t caught up yet.


Wow. You might want to get that mental disorder checked out. They are just living rent free in the tiny brain of yours. Amazing how a new club that doesn't have one team formed can just trigger you. Here's a novel thought, if the current clubs in the area were doing so great and stellar at development, then why is Riverbend getting so much of your attention? Stop it and get some help.


Because we are enjoying laughing at your hubris and Very Public Failure.


The people with 72 "winter is coming for GFR" posts in the other threads are now upset about a few jokes.
Anonymous
Post 01/30/2026 15:59     Subject: Riverbend FC
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Folks—this Spring Break Soccer Camp is being called, by many very serious people, the greatest athletic gathering since the dawn of organized movement. Bigger than the World Cup. Bigger than PE class. Honestly, science hasn’t caught up yet.


Wow. You might want to get that mental disorder checked out. They are just living rent free in the tiny brain of yours. Amazing how a new club that doesn't have one team formed can just trigger you. Here's a novel thought, if the current clubs in the area were doing so great and stellar at development, then why is Riverbend getting so much of your attention? Stop it and get some help.


Because we are enjoying laughing at your hubris and Very Public Failure.
Anonymous
Post 01/30/2026 15:56     Subject: Riverbend FC
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Folks—this Spring Break Soccer Camp is being called, by many very serious people, the greatest athletic gathering since the dawn of organized movement. Bigger than the World Cup. Bigger than PE class. Honestly, science hasn’t caught up yet.


Wow. You might want to get that mental disorder checked out. They are just living rent free in the tiny brain of yours. Amazing how a new club that doesn't have one team formed can just trigger you. Here's a novel thought, if the current clubs in the area were doing so great and stellar at development, then why is Riverbend getting so much of your attention? Stop it and get some help.


These are going to be bigly camps, bigly. Everyone against them is fake news.


Yes, historic levels of big. Huge energy, massive fun, and honestly, the biggest Spring Break camps anyone’s ever seen. Believe me.
Anonymous
Post 01/30/2026 15:50     Subject: Riverbend FC
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Folks—this Spring Break Soccer Camp is being called, by many very serious people, the greatest athletic gathering since the dawn of organized movement. Bigger than the World Cup. Bigger than PE class. Honestly, science hasn’t caught up yet.


Wow. You might want to get that mental disorder checked out. They are just living rent free in the tiny brain of yours. Amazing how a new club that doesn't have one team formed can just trigger you. Here's a novel thought, if the current clubs in the area were doing so great and stellar at development, then why is Riverbend getting so much of your attention? Stop it and get some help.


These are going to be bigly camps, bigly. Everyone against them is fake news.
Anonymous
Post 01/30/2026 14:39     Subject: Riverbend FC
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Folks—this Spring Break Soccer Camp is being called, by many very serious people, the greatest athletic gathering since the dawn of organized movement. Bigger than the World Cup. Bigger than PE class. Honestly, science hasn’t caught up yet.


Wow. You might want to get that mental disorder checked out. They are just living rent free in the tiny brain of yours. Amazing how a new club that doesn't have one team formed can just trigger you. Here's a novel thought, if the current clubs in the area were doing so great and stellar at development, then why is Riverbend getting so much of your attention? Stop it and get some help.


My brain isn't tiny, just my hands.
Anonymous
Post 01/30/2026 14:24     Subject: Riverbend FC
NCSL registration closes today for Travel, so we are about to find out if there is some there there
Anonymous
Post 01/30/2026 14:22     Subject: Riverbend FC
Anonymous wrote:Folks—this Spring Break Soccer Camp is being called, by many very serious people, the greatest athletic gathering since the dawn of organized movement. Bigger than the World Cup. Bigger than PE class. Honestly, science hasn’t caught up yet.


Wow. You might want to get that mental disorder checked out. They are just living rent free in the tiny brain of yours. Amazing how a new club that doesn't have one team formed can just trigger you. Here's a novel thought, if the current clubs in the area were doing so great and stellar at development, then why is Riverbend getting so much of your attention? Stop it and get some help.
Anonymous
Post 01/30/2026 13:57     Subject: Riverbend FC
Anonymous wrote:Probably on grass


Folks, playing soccer on grass is **tremendous**—the best surface, everyone agrees—so natural, so beautiful, even the ball prefers it, and frankly turf has been very quiet about this. Believe me.
Anonymous
Post 01/30/2026 13:40     Subject: Riverbend FC
Probably on grass
Anonymous
Post 01/30/2026 13:17     Subject: Riverbend FC
Folks—this Spring Break Soccer Camp is being called, by many very serious people, the greatest athletic gathering since the dawn of organized movement. Bigger than the World Cup. Bigger than PE class. Honestly, science hasn’t caught up yet.
Anonymous
Post 01/30/2026 13:10     Subject: Riverbend FC
Anonymous wrote:Website says the spring break camp is at Lake Fairfax


Yeah, its going to be in the parking lot.
Anonymous
Post 01/30/2026 12:15     Subject: Riverbend FC
Website says the spring break camp is at Lake Fairfax
Anonymous
Post 01/30/2026 10:11     Subject: Riverbend FC
Anonymous wrote:they’re advertising spring break camp
with no set location. wow


It’s not like you’d want to know where drop off and pick up are before signing up…
Anonymous
Post 01/30/2026 07:19     Subject: Riverbend FC
they’re advertising spring break camp
with no set location. wow