Anonymous
Post 05/25/2018 15:46     Subject: Re:Confrssion thread

One time my wife and I got back from a late date night, we were a little tipsy and after letting the babysitter leave, my wife decided that she wanted to go swimming. Well the problem here is that we don't have a pool, nor does our neighborhood. The only option that came to mind was to go to the pool owned by a different HOA down the road. We put on our swimsuits and drove there. Mind you we left our 4 children at home asleep by themselves, but we have cameras in their rooms and all over the house, so we felt like we could keep an eye on things enough to be comfortable. It was only a 2 minute drive away. We pulled up to the pool and notice it's after hours. The pool is closed, locked,dark, and there was a VERY stern warning on the gate about trespassers being prosecuted. Not wanted to disappoint my wife I hopped the side fence and went over to open the gate from the inside and let her in. I DID notice that there was a motion sensor inside the gate, but it was drunk enough to assume no one would watch that. Well we had been in the pool for a little bit when all of a sudden a citizens on patrol car pulls up to the pool. Oh crap. We stayed in the shadows as we got out of the pool. They were shining a flashlight through the fence from their car but couldn't see us. We hunkered behind a hedge just planning for them to drive away. Well they didn't...and then a police car showed up! Oh shit. I then decided I had to take action, so I told my wife to stay put, and I went back around to the side fence that I hopped in from and hopped back out (out of sight). Then I just nonchalantly walked around to the front of the pool as if I was oblivious to the police car until he called out to me. I turn around and visited with him calmly. Told him that "the ex" had the kids this weekend (I don't have an EX) and I was bummed about it and was hoping to go for a swim, but when I saw the locked gate, I just went for a short walk in the neighborhood. He didn't seem to totally buy it at first, but as his round about questions kept getting the same answer, I asked him if he needed my ID or anything. He said yes. Upon looking at it he noticed my address was in a different neighborhood. He asked me about that, and I replied that I had to move to this cheaper neighborhood because of the economy and hadn't updated my drivers license yet. He snickered and then sent me on my way. I got away!!...without my wife!!! So I drove up to the front of the neighborhood and parked in the shadows until the cop car left (probably 10-15 minutes but it felt like 2 hours), and then I whipped around and pulled up to the front of the pool again. My wife FLEW out of the gate (triggering the motion sensor again) hopped in the car and we peeled out of there like a couple of robbers. She punched me really hard in the shoulder for leaving her there at all (clearly she was scared to death, but I told her to trust me because I had a plan) but at least we got away!! wow, that was a huge rush and a scary night. After that we just returned home and went to bed. What a night!! Trespassing, lying to a cop, speeding, and left the kids at home. It was just a night that could have gone SO WRONG, but we totally got away with it.
Anonymous
Post 05/25/2018 13:34     Subject: Re:Confrssion thread

Anonymous wrote:Male here. One time a guy and his wife that I worked with came over to our house to hang out on a Saturday. We all got really drunk, and my wife went to go lay down in our bedroom for a bit cause she was too drunk. She was just wearing a string bikini and laying on the floor. I told the husband of the other couple to go molest my wife cause I thought it would be funny. (Side note: we're not swingers and I don't like sharing my wife, but she's hot and I know other men appreciate that, and I was drunk enough to where I didn't care in the moment that I was so drunk.) He went in there in slapped her ass and squeezed her boobs and molested her in general a couple times. I have a camera in our bedroom that is always recording, because anytime we have really hot sex I like to save it. (my wife is ok with this) Well, everything I just told you, I was so drunk and TOTALLY forgot about until the next week when I was reviewing footage for other purposes. It took me a couple days of REALLY reviewing things in my mind until it finally came back to me that I had told him to do that. I showed my wife and asked if she remembered it, which she didn't either. So as it stands, she just thinks he randomly walked in to our bedroom and molested her when she was too drunk to remember. IDK what she'd think if I let her know that he did it at my suggestion. After he left the bedroom though he went out and began telling his (drunk and insecure wife) how hot my wife's body was. Something he never would have done otherwise, but she was all crying and hurt. Shortly after that EVERYONE but me fell asleep for a quick drunk nap, and when everyone woke up, things we normal. That day was never mentioned again, and I don't know how much anyone else remembers, but all the trouble in the middle was started by me and a suggestion I made. Since then, that other guy and I have gotten really sideways with each other for unrelated business reasons, and I have really thought about sending that video to his wife, just to make his life more difficult.


Wow. I have such a boring life compared to yours
Anonymous
Post 05/25/2018 11:54     Subject: Re:Confrssion thread

Male here. One time a guy and his wife that I worked with came over to our house to hang out on a Saturday. We all got really drunk, and my wife went to go lay down in our bedroom for a bit cause she was too drunk. She was just wearing a string bikini and laying on the floor. I told the husband of the other couple to go molest my wife cause I thought it would be funny. (Side note: we're not swingers and I don't like sharing my wife, but she's hot and I know other men appreciate that, and I was drunk enough to where I didn't care in the moment that I was so drunk.) He went in there in slapped her ass and squeezed her boobs and molested her in general a couple times. I have a camera in our bedroom that is always recording, because anytime we have really hot sex I like to save it. (my wife is ok with this) Well, everything I just told you, I was so drunk and TOTALLY forgot about until the next week when I was reviewing footage for other purposes. It took me a couple days of REALLY reviewing things in my mind until it finally came back to me that I had told him to do that. I showed my wife and asked if she remembered it, which she didn't either. So as it stands, she just thinks he randomly walked in to our bedroom and molested her when she was too drunk to remember. IDK what she'd think if I let her know that he did it at my suggestion. After he left the bedroom though he went out and began telling his (drunk and insecure wife) how hot my wife's body was. Something he never would have done otherwise, but she was all crying and hurt. Shortly after that EVERYONE but me fell asleep for a quick drunk nap, and when everyone woke up, things we normal. That day was never mentioned again, and I don't know how much anyone else remembers, but all the trouble in the middle was started by me and a suggestion I made. Since then, that other guy and I have gotten really sideways with each other for unrelated business reasons, and I have really thought about sending that video to his wife, just to make his life more difficult.
Anonymous
Post 05/25/2018 11:31     Subject: Re:Confrssion thread

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Anonymous wrote:I'm pregnant and my husband won't do me. It's been over six months. He loses his erection if we try and have sex. I don't think he's ever been that sexually attracted to me anyway. Prepregnancy it was around once a week on a good week. But we have a great life together so maybe I'm okay with it? I'm going to give it another shot after I heal from childbirth and if it doesn't work ask for an open marriage.


You husband is a moron. As a male I can attest that pregnancy sex is the best.


I don't know if it was the absolute best for us but her skin, boobs, and butt were incredible.


This, plus my wife is insatiable when she's pregnant
Anonymous
Post 05/25/2018 00:52     Subject: Confrssion thread

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Anonymous wrote:I am putting my DW through absolute hell over a long-term (over two years) EA she had which didn't end until I confronted the guy myself. Meanwhile, in our first two years of dating, I had actual sex with 4 different woman. I caught her, she never caught me so she gets to suffer.


You are an asshole. Neither of you deserves to be punished for what you did, but you suck for what you are doing now.


You don't really make sense. I disagree, obviously. I feel like she does need to be punished and drag her through it. I'm not done yet but I'll give it a rest soon. She lied to me, almost daily, for a couple of years. It was a hard decision to stay with her but I'm not just going to forgive and forget without making her own what she did.
Anonymous
Post 05/24/2018 22:31     Subject: Re:Confrssion thread

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I'm pregnant and my husband won't do me. It's been over six months. He loses his erection if we try and have sex. I don't think he's ever been that sexually attracted to me anyway. Prepregnancy it was around once a week on a good week. But we have a great life together so maybe I'm okay with it? I'm going to give it another shot after I heal from childbirth and if it doesn't work ask for an open marriage.


You husband is a moron. As a male I can attest that pregnancy sex is the best.


I don't know if it was the absolute best for us but her skin, boobs, and butt were incredible.
Anonymous
Post 05/24/2018 22:00     Subject: Confrssion thread

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Anonymous wrote:I’m having an affair. I’ve been sexless for too long. I suspect they are having an affair as they don’t have sex with me and they travel.

I figured why shouldn’t I have my fun? I love sex. So I’ve met two people a s has aex with them...now just the one. They’re in a similar marriage.


Please use appropriate pronouns.


They? So multiple people
Anonymous
Post 05/24/2018 21:53     Subject: Confrssion thread

Anonymous wrote:I’m having an affair. I’ve been sexless for too long. I suspect they are having an affair as they don’t have sex with me and they travel.

I figured why shouldn’t I have my fun? I love sex. So I’ve met two people a s has aex with them...now just the one. They’re in a similar marriage.


Please use appropriate pronouns.
Anonymous
Post 05/24/2018 21:53     Subject: Confrssion thread

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Anonymous wrote:Confession: any woman wearing heels turns me on.


Me too, especially red bottom heels.


If you buy them, I'll model them!

https://www.neimanmarcus.com/Christian-Louboutin-Toufrou-Net-Red-Sole-Pump-Black/prod197800017_cat43240842__/p.prod?icid=&searchType=EndecaDrivenCat&rte=%252Fcategory.service%253FitemId%253Dcat43240842%2526pageSize%253D30%2526Nao%253D30%2526Ns%253DMAX_PROMO_PRICE%257C1%2526refinements%253D&eItemId=prod197800017&xbcpath=cat000000_cat000730_cat43240842&cmCat=product


Don’t make any promises you can’t keep PP!


Never!



Buy me a pair and we can make it a threesome. Just saying.


I need shoe sizes!


I'm an 8.5. Other PP?


I am 7.5


PP turned on by red bottom heels here. You ladies all sound like fun. I imagine you are all just as hot as I envision.
Anonymous
Post 05/24/2018 21:01     Subject: Confrssion thread

I’m having an affair. I’ve been sexless for too long. I suspect they are having an affair as they don’t have sex with me and they travel.

I figured why shouldn’t I have my fun? I love sex. So I’ve met two people a s has aex with them...now just the one. They’re in a similar marriage.
Anonymous
Post 05/24/2018 20:20     Subject: Re:Confrssion thread

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I'm pregnant and my husband won't do me. It's been over six months. He loses his erection if we try and have sex. I don't think he's ever been that sexually attracted to me anyway. Prepregnancy it was around once a week on a good week. But we have a great life together so maybe I'm okay with it? I'm going to give it another shot after I heal from childbirth and if it doesn't work ask for an open marriage.


You husband is a moron. As a male I can attest that pregnancy sex is the best.


why?


When my ex wife was pregnant she just really needed it!
tallchris66
Post 05/24/2018 18:41     Subject: Re:Confrssion thread

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Anonymous wrote:Hope this isn't explicit. I fantasize about being a captive sex slave. Except, so does DH! He wants me to be dominant but I want him to be the dominant one.


How have you resolved this dilemma?


After reading your reply, I decided to be dominant the other night. He loved it. So much so that he's been acting like a puppy following me around the house and being overly affectionate in public. It's a tad embarrassing. I'm not a manipulative type of person but he would do anything I asked him to do right now.


He'd like it even better if I dominated you while he had to watch.


Sorry but sex with anonymous people you meet on the internet is not part of the fantasy. Unless you look like Channing Tatum in Magic Mike and can do the pony dance just as well.

Channing Tatum? Confession: I don't find him attractive


I'm guessing you're not a heterosexual female? TBH, I don't think I have really looked at his face. Too distracted by his hot bod. All you men who complain that your wives are ignoring you should work out to have that kind of body. And get your pony dance on.

I've got the body, and have been told I good looking, but alas my wife doesn't show interest. Maybe I should work on my pony dance


+1
Anonymous
Post 05/24/2018 12:11     Subject: Confrssion thread

Anonymous wrote:
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Anonymous wrote:Confession: any woman wearing heels turns me on.


Me too, especially red bottom heels.


If you buy them, I'll model them!

https://www.neimanmarcus.com/Christian-Louboutin-Toufrou-Net-Red-Sole-Pump-Black/prod197800017_cat43240842__/p.prod?icid=&searchType=EndecaDrivenCat&rte=%252Fcategory.service%253FitemId%253Dcat43240842%2526pageSize%253D30%2526Nao%253D30%2526Ns%253DMAX_PROMO_PRICE%257C1%2526refinements%253D&eItemId=prod197800017&xbcpath=cat000000_cat000730_cat43240842&cmCat=product


Don’t make any promises you can’t keep PP!


Never!



Buy me a pair and we can make it a threesome. Just saying.


I need shoe sizes!


I'm an 8.5. Other PP?


I am 7.5


So can we clarify the term 'model'?
Anonymous
Post 05/24/2018 11:35     Subject: Re:Confrssion thread

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I'm pregnant and my husband won't do me. It's been over six months. He loses his erection if we try and have sex. I don't think he's ever been that sexually attracted to me anyway. Prepregnancy it was around once a week on a good week. But we have a great life together so maybe I'm okay with it? I'm going to give it another shot after I heal from childbirth and if it doesn't work ask for an open marriage.


You husband is a moron. As a male I can attest that pregnancy sex is the best.


why?
Anonymous
Post 05/24/2018 10:10     Subject: Confrssion thread

Anonymous wrote:
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Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Confession: any woman wearing heels turns me on.


Me too, especially red bottom heels.


If you buy them, I'll model them!

https://www.neimanmarcus.com/Christian-Louboutin-Toufrou-Net-Red-Sole-Pump-Black/prod197800017_cat43240842__/p.prod?icid=&searchType=EndecaDrivenCat&rte=%252Fcategory.service%253FitemId%253Dcat43240842%2526pageSize%253D30%2526Nao%253D30%2526Ns%253DMAX_PROMO_PRICE%257C1%2526refinements%253D&eItemId=prod197800017&xbcpath=cat000000_cat000730_cat43240842&cmCat=product


Don’t make any promises you can’t keep PP!


Never!



Buy me a pair and we can make it a threesome. Just saying.


I need shoe sizes!


I'm an 8.5. Other PP?


I am 7.5