I'm not a big fan of Petri from WaPo but did like this satire piece about Melania -- it reminded me of many of the discussions on the various iterations of this thread, particularly about whether some of the photos were a body double. I particularly liked the part about the high heels:

"Long ago, I trained myself not to have dreams. When I close my eyes at night, it is just a cool, efficient pool of silent blackness. As natural as walking in heels. Sometimes it is surprising, what does not come easily to others."

I wish it had some reference to the coats. I do miss the coats. I always imagined a closet in a Potomac McMansion just filled with coats, organized by color. I always expected a coat charity auction to raise money for the Trump Foundation. I wonder where the coats are now....if they are in storage for a second term.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2024/09/27/melania-trump-memoir-excerpt-satire/

Anonymous wrote:Why are prominent chins a thing? I find them the opposite of attractive.

I think they're an overcorrection of a recessive chin which is truly horrible and also called "weak chinned".
Probably claim they're going to "settle" so go a little bigger to make sure you end up with what you truly want. I remember when Heidi on OC had it done. Transforms from a baby face into a barbie face I guess. Or Gaston.

Anonymous wrote:Honestly I haven’t seen any news about Ivanka campaigning so I don’t care what she wears or does to her face. As long as she’s just exposing her family on Instagram and f$&ing up Albania or whatever, I’m happy. Just stay away from the US government.

Same

Um, we have nicknames on this thread. Vanky and Jarvanka are two of them.

*name

Anonymous wrote:Well, I don’t know how to post images and I’m too tired to try, but Vanky’s IG has some moderately interesting choices. Mostly noticed the extensions though.

Is Vanky susposed to be an insult? Are you 12? What is your nam

Why are prominent chins a thing? I find them the opposite of attractive.

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Anonymous wrote:This is Jared and Ivanka after dinner with Kim K. The change in her profile is noticeable.

She looks the same to me.

Her profile has definitely changed.

2024:


2020:

Nose job and chin extension?

It's called smiling. Everyone's face and profile changes when they smile. Even yours.

It’s more than smiling. Chins don’t jut forward more when smiling.

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Anonymous wrote:This is Jared and Ivanka after dinner with Kim K. The change in her profile is noticeable.

She looks the same to me.

Her profile has definitely changed.

2024:


2020:

Nose job and chin extension?

It's called smiling. Everyone's face and profile changes when they smile. Even yours.

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Anonymous wrote:This is Jared and Ivanka after dinner with Kim K. The change in her profile is noticeable.

She looks the same to me.

Her profile has definitely changed.

2024:


2020:

Nose job and chin extension?

What is IN that CHIN? Classified documents? Thumb drive?

It's just buccal fat removal.

Honestly I haven’t seen any news about Ivanka campaigning so I don’t care what she wears or does to her face. As long as she’s just exposing her family on Instagram and f$&ing up Albania or whatever, I’m happy. Just stay away from the US government.

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Anonymous wrote:This is Jared and Ivanka after dinner with Kim K. The change in her profile is noticeable.

She looks the same to me.

Her profile has definitely changed.

2024:


2020:

Nose job and chin extension?

What is IN that CHIN? Classified documents? Thumb drive?

Maybe she's anticipating being on a coin during the next Trump administration and she wants a distinguishable profile?

I’m not familiar with procedures myself, but even I can tell that she’s had work done throughout her life. Definitely post-white house, too.

This is from the White House years:

She'd look the same in those two photos if she were smiling and tan in both.

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What is IN that CHIN? Classified documents? Thumb drive?

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