Anonymous wrote:I try to keep my house clean, but my family and friends keeps bringing in germs, dirt and bugs from outdoors. How can I get them to stop contaminating my home?

NASA decontamination chamber before they enter the house. I bought several on EBay, but I suspect they will start selling them on Amazon because of Rocket in his Pocket Bezos. You could also try Etsy but it could be bordered in lace.

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Anonymous wrote:I try to keep my house clean, but my family and friends keeps bringing in germs, dirt and bugs from outdoors. How can I get them to stop contaminating my home?

Can I get free shipping?

Anonymous wrote:My girlfriend has a cute face but ugly feet. Do I dare to marry her?

If she was a gymnast or a ballerina as a child and teen, she probably has ugly feet but a lithe body. The sex would be amazing, unless you are into sucking toes.

Anonymous wrote:Friends plan to visit DC. Where to take them? They are Democrats if that helps.

Take them on an infrastructure tour and if they have children, play a game called "Who can spot the rats?" or "I spy a homeless beggar". Emphatically deny to your friends that there is no Democrat corruption or incompetence whatsoever: it is the Republican's fault for all the problems. Bonus tour to Baltimore if they need more examples of Republican horror.

Anonymous wrote:Friends plan to visit DC. Where to take them? They are Democrats if that helps.

The D.C. jail, then McDonald’s.

Anonymous wrote:Friends plan to visit DC. Where to take them? They are Democrats if that helps.

Dinner in Arlington with Stephen Miller.

Anonymous wrote:Friends plan to visit DC. Where to take them? They are Democrats if that helps.

Oh glad you mentioned political affiliation. I was going to recommend a nice friendly impromptu tourist visit to the US Capitol. No suggestions for your friends, sorry.

Anonymous wrote:Friends plan to visit DC. Where to take them? They are Democrats if that helps.

Bible museum.

Friends plan to visit DC. Where to take them? They are Democrats if that helps.

Anonymous wrote:Are Capri pants flattering on me?

Only this one:

Anonymous wrote:I try to keep my house clean, but my family and friends keeps bringing in germs, dirt and bugs from outdoors. How can I get them to stop contaminating my home?

Are Capri pants flattering on me?

Anonymous wrote:My girlfriend has a cute face but ugly feet. Do I dare to marry her?

Would you rather have the opposite?

Anonymous wrote:I try to keep my house clean, but my family and friends keeps bringing in germs, dirt and bugs from outdoors. How can I get them to stop contaminating my home?

House them in outdoor enclosures.

I try to keep my house clean, but my family and friends keeps bringing in germs, dirt and bugs from outdoors. How can I get them to stop contaminating my home?