Anonymous wrote:Camber
Kellen
Cortlen
Cameron

Aren't these types of apples?

Anonymous wrote:Camber
Kellen
Cortlen
Cameron

Your husband told you you could name them if they were girls if he could name them if they were boys. There's a Little Mermaid swimsuit in size 2T you bought when you were 14 just hanging out in a box in your attic because you always dreamed you'd have a little girl named Ariel. You are currently pregnant but recently found out its a fifth boy. Your husband has already informed you his name is Cabela, as in the sporting goods store. The Ariel bathing suit gets mustier and more faded by the year.

Shaylon's mom! Whoo hoo! Where are you? Am I right? Are you busy with Kyra right now? You probably just got home and are making dinner. Sorry to interrupt!

Camber
Kellen
Cortlen
Cameron

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Anonymous wrote:Max
Jack
Leo

You have the cutest Christmas card on the fridge. You frequently call your sons Mack and Jax.

No. I'll bet she doesn't send Christmas cards, but rather, holiday/seasonal cards. They're (culturally) Jewish and pretty much non-religious types (but consider themselves spiritual) and many friends are WASPS, so non specific cards are sent. The boys are incredibly cute and handsome, but holy terrors, but adorable! Did I mention the three boys are GAP model handsome with devilish smiles?

PP do we know you?? This is spot on!

I don't think so, but I can just picture your family and your boys. Plus, I think you would be a really cool mom friend to have.

Leo is the baby of the family and has no idea his name is Leo. He only responds to "BOYS!!!!!!!"

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Anonymous wrote:Max
Jack
Leo

You have the cutest Christmas card on the fridge. You frequently call your sons Mack and Jax.

No. I'll bet she doesn't send Christmas cards, but rather, holiday/seasonal cards. They're (culturally) Jewish and pretty much non-religious types (but consider themselves spiritual) and many friends are WASPS, so non specific cards are sent. The boys are incredibly cute and handsome, but holy terrors, but adorable! Did I mention the three boys are GAP model handsome with devilish smiles?

PP do we know you?? This is spot on!

I don't think so, but I can just picture your family and your boys. Plus, I think you would be a really cool mom friend to have.

Anonymous wrote:Catherine
Caroline
Reid

You buy your children's clothes at Hanna Andersson. Catherine and Caroline do ballet, Reid plays tennis. You drive a Honda Odyssey.

Anonymous wrote:Love this! I have a Dawn and a Danielle.

Your daughters begged you to wear khakis and sweater sets like everyone else's mom but you always considered yourself the "hot mom." The neighborhood husbands leered at you which you enjoyed, but you were always faithful to your husband. When belly button piercing became popular in the 90s, you got yours pierced at Claire's. Dawn cried. Despite this, you were an attentive and loving mother and your daughters, who grew up to be serious and a bit prudish, recognize that you were an awesome mom. They now say "I hope I look like her when I'm that age!"

Catherine
Caroline
Reid

Beckett

Love this! I have a Dawn and a Danielle.

Anonymous wrote:Elinor
Milena

You grew up in Lakeland, Florida but always had high aspirations. You got a scholarship to the University of Florida and never attended a single football game. You attended grad school in Chicago and your concentration was in women's studies. You gave your girls names you considered to be strong and fierce. And then the Mirena IUD was released and you felt like it had all been for naught.

Isaac

Elijah

Arianna

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Anonymous wrote:Maeko

Bastard love child of Chiang-hai shek in exile and the wife of the Japanese attaché.

Ha ha! No, but you're right that it is a Japanese name.

Elinor
Milena