Anonymous
10/06/2024 10:57
Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
Too crusty to respond
Anonymous
10/06/2024 10:52
Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I don't claim to know the truth --- only that the rumor floating around saying that JD Vance raped a dark blue sectional on a warm fall day in 2001 at his cousin's house should be discussed. We should do our part to try and help get to the bottom of this.
Why won't JD Vance deny these allegations? I'm not accusing JD Vance of raping a dark blue sectional on a warm fall day in 2001 at his cousin's house -- in fact, I think he didn't!
But I can't help but wonder, since he has failed to deny these horrible allegations. Why won't he deny that he raped a dark blue sectional on a warm fall day in 2001 at his cousin's house?
He must be a serial couch rapist because I heard it was a cool, rainy day in March.
This just keeps getting worse. Why won't he get in front of these rumors?! I didn't want to believe them at first, but his silence is really concerning.
Why doesn’t he answer for this? This is terrible, with this kind of accusation out there, and he doesn’t say anything. It really is concerning.
Because giving airtime to baseless internet rumors is like oxygen to a fire.
Anonymous
10/06/2024 10:49
Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
Bump. How did the couch not come up during the interview
Anonymous
09/20/2024 20:34
Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
Lol
Anonymous
09/20/2024 13:18
Subject: Re:Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
Anonymous
09/19/2024 17:30
Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I don't claim to know the truth --- only that the rumor floating around saying that JD Vance raped a dark blue sectional on a warm fall day in 2001 at his cousin's house should be discussed. We should do our part to try and help get to the bottom of this.
Why won't JD Vance deny these allegations? I'm not accusing JD Vance of raping a dark blue sectional on a warm fall day in 2001 at his cousin's house -- in fact, I think he didn't!
But I can't help but wonder, since he has failed to deny these horrible allegations. Why won't he deny that he raped a dark blue sectional on a warm fall day in 2001 at his cousin's house?
He must be a serial couch rapist because I heard it was a cool, rainy day in March.
This just keeps getting worse. Why won't he get in front of these rumors?! I didn't want to believe them at first, but his silence is really concerning.
Why doesn’t he answer for this? This is terrible, with this kind of accusation out there, and he doesn’t say anything. It really is concerning.
And what about his wife, has she commented?
Srsly? She's probably happy that he's a couch thumper. Wouldn't you be if you were married to him? I think she just had hers reupholstered to suit his tastes.
Their furniture must be so crusty.
Anonymous
09/19/2024 14:10
Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I don't claim to know the truth --- only that the rumor floating around saying that JD Vance raped a dark blue sectional on a warm fall day in 2001 at his cousin's house should be discussed. We should do our part to try and help get to the bottom of this.
Why won't JD Vance deny these allegations? I'm not accusing JD Vance of raping a dark blue sectional on a warm fall day in 2001 at his cousin's house -- in fact, I think he didn't!
But I can't help but wonder, since he has failed to deny these horrible allegations. Why won't he deny that he raped a dark blue sectional on a warm fall day in 2001 at his cousin's house?
He must be a serial couch rapist because I heard it was a cool, rainy day in March.
This just keeps getting worse. Why won't he get in front of these rumors?! I didn't want to believe them at first, but his silence is really concerning.
Why doesn’t he answer for this? This is terrible, with this kind of accusation out there, and he doesn’t say anything. It really is concerning.
And what about his wife, has she commented?
Srsly? She's probably happy that he's a couch thumper. Wouldn't you be if you were married to him? I think she just had hers reupholstered to suit his tastes.
Anonymous
09/19/2024 14:05
Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I don't claim to know the truth --- only that the rumor floating around saying that JD Vance raped a dark blue sectional on a warm fall day in 2001 at his cousin's house should be discussed. We should do our part to try and help get to the bottom of this.
Why won't JD Vance deny these allegations? I'm not accusing JD Vance of raping a dark blue sectional on a warm fall day in 2001 at his cousin's house -- in fact, I think he didn't!
But I can't help but wonder, since he has failed to deny these horrible allegations. Why won't he deny that he raped a dark blue sectional on a warm fall day in 2001 at his cousin's house?
He must be a serial couch rapist because I heard it was a cool, rainy day in March.
This just keeps getting worse. Why won't he get in front of these rumors?! I didn't want to believe them at first, but his silence is really concerning.
Why doesn’t he answer for this? This is terrible, with this kind of accusation out there, and he doesn’t say anything. It really is concerning.
And what about his wife, has she commented?
Anonymous
09/19/2024 13:55
Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I don't claim to know the truth --- only that the rumor floating around saying that JD Vance raped a dark blue sectional on a warm fall day in 2001 at his cousin's house should be discussed. We should do our part to try and help get to the bottom of this.
Why won't JD Vance deny these allegations? I'm not accusing JD Vance of raping a dark blue sectional on a warm fall day in 2001 at his cousin's house -- in fact, I think he didn't!
But I can't help but wonder, since he has failed to deny these horrible allegations. Why won't he deny that he raped a dark blue sectional on a warm fall day in 2001 at his cousin's house?
I heard that story is completely false.
It was 2002.
The rumor is about a sectional which completely undermines its credibility. It's a couch that pulls apart into separate pieces. This is like those gun grabblers who don't know a cartridge from a magazine!
Anonymous
09/19/2024 13:43
Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I don't claim to know the truth --- only that the rumor floating around saying that JD Vance raped a dark blue sectional on a warm fall day in 2001 at his cousin's house should be discussed. We should do our part to try and help get to the bottom of this.
Why won't JD Vance deny these allegations? I'm not accusing JD Vance of raping a dark blue sectional on a warm fall day in 2001 at his cousin's house -- in fact, I think he didn't!
But I can't help but wonder, since he has failed to deny these horrible allegations. Why won't he deny that he raped a dark blue sectional on a warm fall day in 2001 at his cousin's house?
He must be a serial couch rapist because I heard it was a cool, rainy day in March.
This just keeps getting worse. Why won't he get in front of these rumors?! I didn't want to believe them at first, but his silence is really concerning.
Why doesn’t he answer for this? This is terrible, with this kind of accusation out there, and he doesn’t say anything. It really is concerning.
Anonymous
09/19/2024 13:40
Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
Anonymous wrote:I don't claim to know the truth --- only that the rumor floating around saying that JD Vance raped a dark blue sectional on a warm fall day in 2001 at his cousin's house should be discussed. We should do our part to try and help get to the bottom of this.
Why won't JD Vance deny these allegations? I'm not accusing JD Vance of raping a dark blue sectional on a warm fall day in 2001 at his cousin's house -- in fact, I think he didn't!
But I can't help but wonder, since he has failed to deny these horrible allegations. Why won't he deny that he raped a dark blue sectional on a warm fall day in 2001 at his cousin's house?
I heard that story is completely false.
It was 2002.
Anonymous
09/19/2024 12:10
Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I don't claim to know the truth --- only that the rumor floating around saying that JD Vance raped a dark blue sectional on a warm fall day in 2001 at his cousin's house should be discussed. We should do our part to try and help get to the bottom of this.
Why won't JD Vance deny these allegations? I'm not accusing JD Vance of raping a dark blue sectional on a warm fall day in 2001 at his cousin's house -- in fact, I think he didn't!
But I can't help but wonder, since he has failed to deny these horrible allegations. Why won't he deny that he raped a dark blue sectional on a warm fall day in 2001 at his cousin's house?
He must be a serial couch rapist because I heard it was a cool, rainy day in March.
This just keeps getting worse. Why won't he get in front of these rumors?! I didn't want to believe them at first, but his silence is really concerning.
Gotta lie to bring eyeballs to the issues. Namely that American couches are not safe from the grifters, the liars, the uglies. Every American needs to know that they're taking the couches from porches, they're taking the settees, they're taking the pews.
Anonymous
09/19/2024 12:06
Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Look, I've been posting threads clearly up mistruths that MAGA freaks are spreading about Harris and Vance and I think it's important that we be fair... it's NOT true that JD Vance wrote in his book that he had sex with couch cushions. It just REALLY seems like it could be true.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jd-vance-couch-cushions/
How do you know? If it's because Vance says he didn't, he had already said that he will lie to advance the Trump/Vance ticket.
He's also had sex with a warm apple pie
If that's not patriotic I don't know what is.
Technically, it was mom and apple pie. Patriotic but very gross. Which is kind of JD's vibe generally.
Anonymous
09/19/2024 12:05
Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I don't claim to know the truth --- only that the rumor floating around saying that JD Vance raped a dark blue sectional on a warm fall day in 2001 at his cousin's house should be discussed. We should do our part to try and help get to the bottom of this.
Why won't JD Vance deny these allegations? I'm not accusing JD Vance of raping a dark blue sectional on a warm fall day in 2001 at his cousin's house -- in fact, I think he didn't!
But I can't help but wonder, since he has failed to deny these horrible allegations. Why won't he deny that he raped a dark blue sectional on a warm fall day in 2001 at his cousin's house?
He must be a serial couch rapist because I heard it was a cool, rainy day in March.
This just keeps getting worse. Why won't he get in front of these rumors?! I didn't want to believe them at first, but his silence is really concerning.
Anonymous
09/19/2024 12:03
Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Look, I've been posting threads clearly up mistruths that MAGA freaks are spreading about Harris and Vance and I think it's important that we be fair... it's NOT true that JD Vance wrote in his book that he had sex with couch cushions. It just REALLY seems like it could be true.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jd-vance-couch-cushions/
How do you know? If it's because Vance says he didn't, he had already said that he will lie to advance the Trump/Vance ticket.
He's also had sex with a warm apple pie
If that's not patriotic I don't know what is.