Anonymous wrote:I fart when no one's around to hear - or smell - it.

What's the fun in that? Try farting as you exit a crowded elevator where everyone is going further up.

I fart when no one's around to hear - or smell - it.

I have a complete crush on an executive at my firm. I’m married, 2 kids, happy life. Don’t know why but cannot stop thinking about him.

I am putting my DW through absolute hell over a long-term (over two years) EA she had which didn't end until I confronted the guy myself. Meanwhile, in our first two years of dating, I had actual sex with 4 different woman. I caught her, she never caught me so she gets to suffer.

I too am a closet Christian. There is open mockery and a complete lack of tolerance of Christians where I work.

Its an interesting perspective to gain but it does wear on your soul after a while to not be able to be yourself.

I had phone sex in my office this week with the door closed and the lights out. It was very difficult to keep quiet at the end, which made the experience even more exciting.

DW and I have a friend who is a personal trainer. She’s more my friend than hers. I’ve had sex with her multiple times. She’s lovely, smiles all the time, fit, great personality and funny. We had a FWB relationship for a few mo the u til it ended. No one knows but us. I’d see her during my lunch breaks as most of her clients were in the evenings. Sometimes I went to “work out” after work. Getting sex once every three months at home took its toll
And I couldn’t resist. I regret nothing and will/would do it again.

Great bump. This was such a great thread.

I like the semi-rapey massage story too.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I met a guy earlier this week and f%$ked him just for the pure animalistic thrill. I am a married middle aged mom of two. He was smoking hot and I did things with him I've never done with my husband.

good for you! do you regret it?

It would be great Karma is she got a smoking hot STD!!

Why would you wish anyone a STD?

Last week I went to get a massage at an understated place I frequent in McLean. Not only did I get an unexpected happy ending, but I got a happy beginning and middle as well. Never before have I had such an experience (dating, married, etc). It was dark and I was face down so initially I just kept my eyes closed. Fingers and hands, and then his mouth. Titliating and shook me to the core. When I opened them, I started to stop him but then I just fell back and decided to enjoy it. I did. I haven't told my husband. And I thought I would be mortified afterwards, but, instead I feel free and alive somehow. I didn't invite it. I didn't stop it. It was hot. I may go back, but, that would be entirely different experience all together....

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I met a guy earlier this week and f%$ked him just for the pure animalistic thrill. I am a married middle aged mom of two. He was smoking hot and I did things with him I've never done with my husband.

good for you! do you regret it?

It would be great Karma is she got a smoking hot STD!!

Anonymous wrote:I met a guy earlier this week and f%$ked him just for the pure animalistic thrill. I am a married middle aged mom of two. He was smoking hot and I did things with him I've never done with my husband.

good for you! do you regret it?

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I met a guy earlier this week and f%$ked him just for the pure animalistic thrill. I am a married middle aged mom of two. He was smoking hot and I did things with him I've never done with my husband.

Either you're a troll or you won't win a spouse of the year award! If not a troll, try doing the same things to your husband. It might help your marriage.

Sex positive male here with an AP. Way to Go !
HOT tell us what you did that youve never done with your husband ?

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I met a guy earlier this week and f%$ked him just for the pure animalistic thrill. I am a married middle aged mom of two. He was smoking hot and I did things with him I've never done with my husband.

Either you're a troll or you won't win a spouse of the year award! If not a troll, try doing the same things to your husband. It might help your marriage.

Troll for sure.

Anonymous wrote:I met a guy earlier this week and f%$ked him just for the pure animalistic thrill. I am a married middle aged mom of two. He was smoking hot and I did things with him I've never done with my husband.

Either you're a troll or you won't win a spouse of the year award! If not a troll, try doing the same things to your husband. It might help your marriage.