Anonymous
02/16/2009 15:47
Subject: Re:DC Urban Moms Farce
Anonymous wrote:I hate moms who drive their shopping carts at Ikea like they are at nascar. Just because there is a baby in your cart does not give you free reign to run people over.
this is the farce thread, not the annoying moms thread. that said, those carts are impossible to control; the baby just adds centrifugal force. why do all four wheels move around?????
Anonymous
02/16/2009 15:45
Subject: Re:DC Urban Moms Farce
My four year old son likes to dance, and wear nail polish. Do you think I should just go around telling everyone he is gay now? Or should I just wait for him to feel comfortable enough to come out of the closet?
Also, I was wondering what type of dog is most likely to bite children? I am thinking of getting one, not getting a license, and letting it bite my kids. Then I will say it's my neighbor's (I can't stand them) and sue them. So if you know what type of dog, or you have an overly aggressive dog, please let me know. Email me at crazybitelady@suckass.com
Also, I was wondering what type of dog is most likely to bite children? I am thinking of getting one, not getting a license, and letting it bite my kids. Then I will say it's my neighbor's (I can't stand them) and sue them. So if you know what type of dog, or you have an overly aggressive dog, please let me know. Email me at crazybitelady@suckass.com
Anonymous
02/16/2009 15:43
Subject: Re:DC Urban Moms Farce
I hate moms who drive their shopping carts at Ikea like they are at nascar. Just because there is a baby in your cart does not give you free reign to run people over.
Anonymous
02/16/2009 15:42
Subject: DC Urban Moms Farce
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Im a graduate of Sidwell/Maret/St. Albans and I think you are all twisted. You put way to much pressure on your kids, no wonder they are all screwed up!!! You need too stop worrying soo much because your kid's will feel your anxiety.
No one who misplaces an apostrophe like that went to any of those schools. Sorry, but your grammar has large public high school written all over it.
Umm - as the SAHM of a highly gifted high school student who attends a prestigious public magnet program, I take offense.
Umm, I feel your pain. It's so hard for us. Can we have a separate forum?
Anonymous
02/16/2009 15:30
Subject: DC Urban Moms Farce
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Im a graduate of Sidwell/Maret/St. Albans and I think you are all twisted. You put way to much pressure on your kids, no wonder they are all screwed up!!! You need too stop worrying soo much because your kid's will feel your anxiety.
No one who misplaces an apostrophe like that went to any of those schools. Sorry, but your grammar has large public high school written all over it.
Umm - as the SAHM of a highly gifted high school student who attends a prestigious public magnet program, I take offense.
Anonymous
02/16/2009 14:30
Subject: DC Urban Moms Farce
Anonymous wrote:Im a graduate of Sidwell/Maret/St. Albans and I think you are all twisted. You put way to much pressure on your kids, no wonder they are all screwed up!!! You need too stop worrying soo much because your kid's will feel your anxiety.
No one who misplaces an apostrophe like that went to any of those schools. Sorry, but your grammar has large public high school written all over it.
Anonymous
02/16/2009 13:58
Subject: DC Urban Moms Farce
Im a graduate of Sidwell/Maret/St. Albans and I think you are all twisted. You put way to much pressure on your kids, no wonder they are all screwed up!!! You need too stop worrying soo much because your kid's will feel your anxiety.
Anonymous
02/16/2009 13:23
Subject: DC Urban Moms Farce
Anonymous wrote:Hi!
I'm tall and thin, have long blond hair (which I maintain on a regular basis), and am a SAHM with a nanny and maid and a son enrolled full time at a big name school. I also volunteer on a regular basis. Yet I'm having a hard time finding a mother's group that fits my style.
any advice/avenues to pursue?
FWIW, we are planning on moving to the Maryland suburbs from DC, and I'm currently in therapy learning coping mechanisms to help me with the move.
TIA!
Don't let the realtor steer you to Rockville, you will never fit in!
Anonymous
02/16/2009 13:23
Subject: DC Urban Moms Farce
Wow, you have dry skin on your elbows? This will definitely reflect poorly on your kid during admissions, because everybody knows that people with dry elbow skin are lazy and slovenly.
I wouldn't bother buying a designer suit to try to camoflauge your elbows. People just *know* you have this problem, and they will write you off anyway.
I wouldn't bother buying a designer suit to try to camoflauge your elbows. People just *know* you have this problem, and they will write you off anyway.
Anonymous
02/16/2009 09:47
Subject: Re:DC Urban Moms Farce
One of my toes is longer than the other ones and I have dry skin on my elbows. I am wondering if this will affect my child's chances to get in to one of the big 3 when they interview the parents.
I am also wondering if they weigh the parents in the admissions office or if they just ask your weight. Please add discriminatory comments about overweight people in your answer. This will help you feel better about yourself. TIA!
I am also wondering if they weigh the parents in the admissions office or if they just ask your weight. Please add discriminatory comments about overweight people in your answer. This will help you feel better about yourself. TIA!
Anonymous
02/15/2009 21:30
Subject: Re:DC Urban Moms Farce
DC/MD/VA Private school, going public. Rather not say the school or the geographic area or the grade or the number of children, since I could be identified.
Anonymous
02/15/2009 21:01
Subject: DC Urban Moms Farce
This is a scientific study about re-enrollment contracts so please respond.
Would like to know who did not sign on the dotted line. What school and rising grade? Why?
Example:
Sidwell Friends, 6th grade (next year's grade)
We're moving to another state. (optional)
Would like to know who did not sign on the dotted line. What school and rising grade? Why?
Example:
Sidwell Friends, 6th grade (next year's grade)
We're moving to another state. (optional)
Anonymous
02/15/2009 20:07
Subject: DC Urban Moms Farce
Hi!
I'm tall and thin, have long blond hair (which I maintain on a regular basis), and am a SAHM with a nanny and maid and a son enrolled full time at a big name school. I also volunteer on a regular basis. Yet I'm having a hard time finding a mother's group that fits my style.
any advice/avenues to pursue?
FWIW, we are planning on moving to the Maryland suburbs from DC, and I'm currently in therapy learning coping mechanisms to help me with the move.
TIA!
I'm tall and thin, have long blond hair (which I maintain on a regular basis), and am a SAHM with a nanny and maid and a son enrolled full time at a big name school. I also volunteer on a regular basis. Yet I'm having a hard time finding a mother's group that fits my style.
any advice/avenues to pursue?
FWIW, we are planning on moving to the Maryland suburbs from DC, and I'm currently in therapy learning coping mechanisms to help me with the move.
TIA!
Anonymous
02/15/2009 19:29
Subject: DC Urban Moms Farce
Anonymous wrote:I'm worried that my son doesn't attend school with the children of anyone rich or famous. Sure, the kids and their parents seem nice enough, but the playdates available to my son will provide neither him nor me with sufficient status.
Should I switch schools? He is otherwise thriving at his current school.
Volunteer at Beauvoir. It doesn't matter whether DC goes there or not. Once you get into the Stepford Volunteer Network, you'll get all the valuable playdates to raise your status, and DC's, all without leaving your otherwise wonderful current school. The best of both worlds, really.
Anonymous
02/15/2009 18:56
Subject: Re:DC Urban Moms Farce
Anonymous wrote:I think you pay nany not enough. Nany work hard for care your childreen. I pay me nany $30 dolars each hour and raise evry 6 month. I give her BMW car and the inserance. She get 4 week holiday and I give nany evry Friday half day with pay. My son is in schol from 9 in morning to 3 in afternoon. Nanny work too hard from 3 until 6 so I tell her not to clean house and relax till bus bring him home. I buy her what she want to eat. I give 2 week bonus at chrismas and ester. When I not work-nany not work, but I pay her becose my son call her mommy. I know other familys do same with there nany.
I just pissed myself laughing over this one.