Anonymous
09/19/2024 11:59
Subject: Re:Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
The truth is that Vance has been convicted of furniture sexual assault and has been deported back to Ohio. Now he is also guilty of eating accessory pillows and shams. So, if he is in any other state, he is an illegal immigrant to that state and needs to be extradited back to Ohio where he can be incarcerated for violation his probation.
After all, Vance says that if we need to create stories to call attention to the suffering of American couches, then that's what we're going to do.
After all, Vance says that if we need to create stories to call attention to the suffering of American couches, then that's what we're going to do.
Anonymous
09/19/2024 11:54
Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
Anonymous wrote:I don't claim to know the truth --- only that the rumor floating around saying that JD Vance raped a dark blue sectional on a warm fall day in 2001 at his cousin's house should be discussed. We should do our part to try and help get to the bottom of this.
Why won't JD Vance deny these allegations? I'm not accusing JD Vance of raping a dark blue sectional on a warm fall day in 2001 at his cousin's house -- in fact, I think he didn't!
But I can't help but wonder, since he has failed to deny these horrible allegations. Why won't he deny that he raped a dark blue sectional on a warm fall day in 2001 at his cousin's house?
He must be a serial couch rapist because I heard it was a cool, rainy day in March.
Anonymous
09/19/2024 11:39
Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Look, I've been posting threads clearly up mistruths that MAGA freaks are spreading about Harris and Vance and I think it's important that we be fair... it's NOT true that JD Vance wrote in his book that he had sex with couch cushions. It just REALLY seems like it could be true.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jd-vance-couch-cushions/
How do you know? If it's because Vance says he didn't, he had already said that he will lie to advance the Trump/Vance ticket.
He's also had sex with a warm apple pie
Anonymous
09/19/2024 11:11
Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
I don't claim to know the truth --- only that the rumor floating around saying that JD Vance raped a dark blue sectional on a warm fall day in 2001 at his cousin's house should be discussed. We should do our part to try and help get to the bottom of this.
Why won't JD Vance deny these allegations? I'm not accusing JD Vance of raping a dark blue sectional on a warm fall day in 2001 at his cousin's house -- in fact, I think he didn't!
But I can't help but wonder, since he has failed to deny these horrible allegations. Why won't he deny that he raped a dark blue sectional on a warm fall day in 2001 at his cousin's house?
Why won't JD Vance deny these allegations? I'm not accusing JD Vance of raping a dark blue sectional on a warm fall day in 2001 at his cousin's house -- in fact, I think he didn't!
But I can't help but wonder, since he has failed to deny these horrible allegations. Why won't he deny that he raped a dark blue sectional on a warm fall day in 2001 at his cousin's house?
Anonymous
09/19/2024 10:20
Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
Anonymous wrote:Look, I've been posting threads clearly up mistruths that MAGA freaks are spreading about Harris and Vance and I think it's important that we be fair... it's NOT true that JD Vance wrote in his book that he had sex with couch cushions. It just REALLY seems like it could be true.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jd-vance-couch-cushions/
How do you know? If it's because Vance says he didn't, he had already said that he will lie to advance the Trump/Vance ticket.
Anonymous
09/19/2024 10:06
Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
Anonymous wrote:JD says it’s ok to make up stories so I guess he’s totally fine with this.
He says it is perfectly reasonable to spread unconfirmed allegations, rumors, and conspiracy theories. The media can fact check crazy allegations, but not before they have been amplified and exploited politically.
Anonymous
09/19/2024 09:58
Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
JD doesn't care if the couch was really an illegal alien. He declared that he would call it an illegal alien anyway. And then he raped it, because illegals have no rights.
Anonymous
09/19/2024 09:50
Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
Vance is in true fact a rapist.
The couch is not capable of giving consent. Ergo, any sexual act performed with the couch is by definition without consent. Sex without consent is rape.
Therefore JD Vance IS a rapist.
Everyone can can agree on this.
Even my 4 year old daughter understands he raped his couch and that makes him a rapist.
The couch is not capable of giving consent. Ergo, any sexual act performed with the couch is by definition without consent. Sex without consent is rape.
Therefore JD Vance IS a rapist.
Everyone can can agree on this.
Even my 4 year old daughter understands he raped his couch and that makes him a rapist.
Anonymous
09/19/2024 09:46
Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
JD says it’s ok to make up stories so I guess he’s totally fine with this.
Anonymous
09/19/2024 08:49
Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
Anonymous wrote:If we have to create stories so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of American furniture, then that’s what we're going to do.
Anonymous
09/19/2024 07:29
Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
If we have to create stories so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of American furniture, then that’s what we're going to do.
Anonymous
09/19/2024 03:28
Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
Bump jd is gross
Anonymous
08/19/2024 20:57
Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
I had high hopes for this lecture at the Library of Congress this coming weekend:
https://www.loc.gov/item/event-413276/shhh-dont-tell-our-secret-about-the-couch-with-adam-rubin-and-liniers/2024-08-24/
https://www.loc.gov/item/event-413276/shhh-dont-tell-our-secret-about-the-couch-with-adam-rubin-and-liniers/2024-08-24/
Anonymous
08/19/2024 14:17
Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
In your mind, hats with ears used to support reproductive rights are the equivalent of cups of jizz used to mock infertility?
Weird.
Weird.
Anonymous
08/19/2024 14:01
Subject: Guys, let's be clear: JD Vance didn't have sex with his couch!
It was unprotected and now we have an abundance of love seats and arm chairs.