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When I first glanced at this picture it seemed like the belt was skin tone.

I actually had that same reaction to the first photo from a greater distance. Like a second of "oh my god is she doing a bare midriff at Buckingham Palace???" before I realized it was a belt.

The weirdest thing is the dress looks just like the green dress Kate wore to the Earthshot Prize -https://www.harpersbazaar.com/uk/fashion/a42139785/kate-middleton-rents-green-dress-earthshot-prize/
Its almost an exact copy except the colors and the belt.

Exact? There's no cleavage with this dress. No contrasting belt. Also, it's for a black tie event. Last night was white tie.

It was also at an event in the US, for the Earthshot prize. So the very modern cut of the dress and the bright color made sense. It also got panned because the green shade was so bright, but relatively speaking, it was a lower stakes appearance for Kate than this state banquet was for Melania. Kate and William were promoting his popular environmental initiative and maybe raising their US profile a bit. Whereas Melania and Donald are on a critical state visit to our closest ally in Europe during a time of great political turmoil including escalating Russian aggression in Europe and ton of political controversy at home. They need positive headlines and to communicate to Europe (and Russia) that the US is still with them in order to keep Putin from getting too bold, plus they should be using the opportunity to make Trump look presidential as a distraction from Epstein and the economy and the general $hitshow he is overseeing right now.

Instead Trump looked like Weekend at Bernie's Goes Union Jack! and Melania looked alternately like Carmen San Diego, a designer coat rack, and a ripe banana. Wut.

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OMG what on earth Melania

I spy "a coat stand" lol

It was not until I saw your comment that I realized Melania is in that photo. Just OMG.

Same! I kept looking at it and literally did not see her. OMG.

Holy crap, this is HILARIOUS

And the green dress is much softer and reads a a sleek column dress. The yellow dress is too stiff and not tailored for her - the skirt looks like it may be too long.

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When I first glanced at this picture it seemed like the belt was skin tone.

I actually had that same reaction to the first photo from a greater distance. Like a second of "oh my god is she doing a bare midriff at Buckingham Palace???" before I realized it was a belt.

The weirdest thing is the dress looks just like the green dress Kate wore to the Earthshot Prize -https://www.harpersbazaar.com/uk/fashion/a42139785/kate-middleton-rents-green-dress-earthshot-prize/
Its almost an exact copy except the colors and the belt.

Exact? There's no cleavage with this dress. No contrasting belt. Also, it's for a black tie event. Last night was white tie.

Anonymous wrote:Why did Camilla shoe Kate away from Melania? Was the convo for women with big hats only?

I think she’s warning her that the horse is coming up to them.

Why did Camilla shoe Kate away from Melania? Was the convo for women with big hats only?

Yall are so freakin' funny. What a lovely way to start the day. Some people start by checking the Asian stock markets, I start with this.

I love Mel's earrings. But that's about it. And somebody needs to put that Rump open mouth, hand-paint pick on the political topic "Trump is not well". I'd do it but I lack the skill or inclination to learn it.

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Anonymous wrote:That yellow is an odd choice for this time of year, IMO. It’s springy. Maybe a more golden yellow or a jewel tone would have looked better.

I really wish we could see the shoes.

I keep seeing this but politely disagree with you all! I think a spring yellow is like a daffodil or a butter...lighter, more creamy, pale. This is saturated and reads as a late summer/early fall yellow to me.

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Completely agree. This is no pale, spring, pastel yellow. It's a deep, vibrant yellow/gold and perfect for late summer/early fall.

Right. When I think of "spring yellow" I think of the yellow dress she actually wore to the last UK state dinner:



That's a spring yellow!

Ah yes, the Belle on the bottom Sebastian up top look.

Presumably the crisscross is supposed to be minimizing, but it just gives dog-boob.

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Anonymous wrote:That yellow is an odd choice for this time of year, IMO. It’s springy. Maybe a more golden yellow or a jewel tone would have looked better.

I really wish we could see the shoes.

I keep seeing this but politely disagree with you all! I think a spring yellow is like a daffodil or a butter...lighter, more creamy, pale. This is saturated and reads as a late summer/early fall yellow to me.

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Completely agree. This is no pale, spring, pastel yellow. It's a deep, vibrant yellow/gold and perfect for late summer/early fall.

Right. When I think of "spring yellow" I think of the yellow dress she actually wore to the last UK state dinner:



That's a spring yellow!

That is *gorgeous*! I don't think I ever saw this one, thanks for posting!

Does anyone know who designed this beautiful dress? It's absolutely lovely.

J. Mendel

That is a beautiful dress but my first thought was that it looks like what a female character like Liv Tyler or Cate Blanchett in the Lord of the Rings would wear.

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OMG what on earth Melania

I spy "a coat stand" lol

It was not until I saw your comment that I realized Melania is in that photo. Just OMG.

+1 😂😂😂

That can’t be real!! Is it?

Redditors said Melania was standing there like a fashionable Grim Reaper, and one said Melania was dressing for the job she wants not the job she has.

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I'm seriously dead. OMG.

What is with his hand!?!?!?

He wears makeup on his hand, just like all presidents do. Totally normal.

Poorly applied makeup. Totally normal.

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I'm seriously dead. OMG.

What is with his hand!?!?!?

He wears makeup on his hand, just like all presidents do. Totally normal.

But can't he match the color to his skin tone or at least use the same orange color he use for his face?

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I'm seriously dead. OMG.

What is with his hand!?!?!?

He wears makeup on his hand, just like all presidents do. Totally normal.

Can we all say a prayer for whatever dress Ivanka would have worn to the palace?

My heart almost aches for her: stuck in exile in Miami, calling Page Six about her thirsty New Jersey Casino Night banquet dress even as Tiffany Trump gets to go to Buckingham Palace the day her Libyan Oil Yacht scandal is in the NYTimes.

It's quite a fall.

Kate Middleton's waist is insane.