Anonymous
Post 03/20/2018 21:18     Subject: Dear middle-aged women: capri pants do nothing for you.
Anonymous wrote:Love this thread. Admittedly shorter pants/capris/clam diggers/pedal pushers look terrible on me. I don't wear shorts. I wear dresses mostly if I'm that hot.

Even if someone had a great bod and was wearing them, I would still think- great ankles and calves- shame about the outfit! How much better would she have looked in something that was not that outfit? It's kind of a look that says "I'm done. I never need sex again. Don't touch me and pass me the pizza"


This thread cracks me up every year. I wear capris because I have had trouble with spider veins since I was 18. If I wore shorts, you shallow bitches would be yelling at me about hiding them.

I'm also tall and thin, so I look fine. My husband could give a sh*t about what I wear, so it has no detrimental effect on my sex life.

Carry on judgy skanks...
Anonymous
Post 03/20/2018 14:34     Subject: Re:Dear middle-aged women: capri pants do nothing for you.
Love my capris. SORRY.
Anonymous
Post 03/20/2018 13:57     Subject: Dear middle-aged women: capri pants do nothing for you.
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Audrey Hepburn is a style icon for SOME women.

She is not making any top 10- or even top 1 million lists for ANY men regarding her appeal.

Adjust your capri-wearing accordingly.


But I don't dress for men, so I'm not really interested in that


Exactly. Wearing capri pants will advertise that value. I refer you back to the original statement: "I'm done. I never need sex again. Don't touch me and pass me the pizza" If that's what you are going for, great. No shame in that game!



No.. I don't dress for men; I do like sex; I do have sex; I don't eat pizza. I dress according to what I like, what suits me and what is in fashion. Cropped pants, slightly longer than the ones in the Audrey picture, meet all of those criteria for me.
Anonymous
Post 03/20/2018 13:10     Subject: Dear middle-aged women: capri pants do nothing for you.
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Audrey Hepburn is a style icon for SOME women.

She is not making any top 10- or even top 1 million lists for ANY men regarding her appeal.

Adjust your capri-wearing accordingly.


But I don't dress for men, so I'm not really interested in that


Exactly. Wearing capri pants will advertise that value. I refer you back to the original statement: "I'm done. I never need sex again. Don't touch me and pass me the pizza" If that's what you are going for, great. No shame in that game!

Anonymous
Post 03/19/2018 19:46     Subject: Dear middle-aged women: capri pants do nothing for you.
Anonymous wrote:Audrey Hepburn is a style icon for SOME women.

She is not making any top 10- or even top 1 million lists for ANY men regarding her appeal.

Adjust your capri-wearing accordingly.


But I don't dress for men, so I'm not really interested in that
Anonymous
Post 03/19/2018 18:54     Subject: Re:Dear middle-aged women: capri pants do nothing for you.
Audrey Hepburn is a style icon for SOME women.
She is not making any top 10- or even top 1 million lists for ANY men regarding her appeal.


Someone's been keeping up with the Kardashians way too long...
Anonymous
Post 03/19/2018 18:00     Subject: Dear middle-aged women: capri pants do nothing for you.
Anonymous wrote:Sometimes it's more about comfort. I'm too fat to wear shorts, so even showing a little ankle keeps me cooler than full length pants. Also, I like to show off my ankles because they are the thinnest parts on me! lol


But then you have these tiny little ankles that appear disproportionately thin compared to the pants billowing off your butt and chopping you off mid-shin. Not a flattering silhouette.
Anonymous
Post 03/19/2018 17:38     Subject: Dear middle-aged women: capri pants do nothing for you.
Audrey Hepburn is a style icon for SOME women.

She is not making any top 10- or even top 1 million lists for ANY men regarding her appeal.

Adjust your capri-wearing accordingly.
Anonymous
Post 03/17/2018 22:22     Subject: Dear middle-aged women: capri pants do nothing for you.
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:

Some men don't care what you wear and some men do. Of course there are men who don't like capri pants. They may not know what they're called, but they know they make women look weird.


Right. Gay ones.


Keep thinking that. I don't think many men enjoy having frumpy wives and most everyone looks frumpy in capris. I wouldn't be surprised if the men married to these frumpy women were cheating.




You are just too funny! Men are cheating because their wives wear capris! I love you because you crack me up. Anything to win an argument. But seriously, straight men do NOT care about the length of your pants! Nor do they care if you wear 3/4 length sleeves. It just doesn't make any difference to them.


I know straight men who dislike the way Capri pants look on women. Sorry to disappoint you.
Anonymous
Post 03/17/2018 21:21     Subject: Dear middle-aged women: capri pants do nothing for you.
Sometimes it's more about comfort. I'm too fat to wear shorts, so even showing a little ankle keeps me cooler than full length pants. Also, I like to show off my ankles because they are the thinnest parts on me! lol
Anonymous
Post 03/17/2018 13:15     Subject: Dear middle-aged women: capri pants do nothing for you.
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Love this thread. Admittedly shorter pants/capris/clam diggers/pedal pushers look terrible on me. I don't wear shorts. I wear dresses mostly if I'm that hot.

Even if someone had a great bod and was wearing them, I would still think- great ankles and calves- shame about the outfit! How much better would she have looked in something that was not that outfit? It's kind of a look that says "I'm done. I never need sex again. Don't touch me and pass me the pizza"


Really? That's what the pictures of Audrey Hepburn above and the model in the cropped pants say to you?


Yes. Look at the crossed arms. She looks angry, like she doesn't want it but she needs it. And the cankles. For a thin woman, this look gives her cankles.


You must be kidding me. Audrey Hepburn is a style icon who has been posed like this by a photographer.
Anonymous
Post 03/16/2018 19:47     Subject: Dear middle-aged women: capri pants do nothing for you.
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Love this thread. Admittedly shorter pants/capris/clam diggers/pedal pushers look terrible on me. I don't wear shorts. I wear dresses mostly if I'm that hot.

Even if someone had a great bod and was wearing them, I would still think- great ankles and calves- shame about the outfit! How much better would she have looked in something that was not that outfit? It's kind of a look that says "I'm done. I never need sex again. Don't touch me and pass me the pizza"


Really? That's what the pictures of Audrey Hepburn above and the model in the cropped pants say to you?


Yes. Look at the crossed arms. She looks angry, like she doesn't want it but she needs it. And the cankles. For a thin woman, this look gives her cankles.


Some of you are reaching so hard trying to prove your point....
Anonymous
Post 03/16/2018 18:40     Subject: Dear middle-aged women: capri pants do nothing for you.
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Love this thread. Admittedly shorter pants/capris/clam diggers/pedal pushers look terrible on me. I don't wear shorts. I wear dresses mostly if I'm that hot.

Even if someone had a great bod and was wearing them, I would still think- great ankles and calves- shame about the outfit! How much better would she have looked in something that was not that outfit? It's kind of a look that says "I'm done. I never need sex again. Don't touch me and pass me the pizza"


Really? That's what the pictures of Audrey Hepburn above and the model in the cropped pants say to you?


Yes. Look at the crossed arms. She looks angry, like she doesn't want it but she needs it. And the cankles. For a thin woman, this look gives her cankles.
Anonymous
Post 03/16/2018 16:11     Subject: Dear middle-aged women: capri pants do nothing for you.
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Love this thread. Admittedly shorter pants/capris/clam diggers/pedal pushers look terrible on me. I don't wear shorts. I wear dresses mostly if I'm that hot.

Even if someone had a great bod and was wearing them, I would still think- great ankles and calves- shame about the outfit! How much better would she have looked in something that was not that outfit? It's kind of a look that says "I'm done. I never need sex again. Don't touch me and pass me the pizza"





Just wait til menopause, ladies. There are some pretty tasty pizzas out there.
Anonymous
Post 03/16/2018 15:19     Subject: Dear middle-aged women: capri pants do nothing for you.
Anonymous wrote:Love this thread. Admittedly shorter pants/capris/clam diggers/pedal pushers look terrible on me. I don't wear shorts. I wear dresses mostly if I'm that hot.

Even if someone had a great bod and was wearing them, I would still think- great ankles and calves- shame about the outfit! How much better would she have looked in something that was not that outfit? It's kind of a look that says "I'm done. I never need sex again. Don't touch me and pass me the pizza"