Anonymous
Post 04/25/2024 15:51     Subject: Re:Lauren Sanchez

Anonymous wrote:Jesus Mary Joseph, what the fresh hell is this (on the left; the right is fine):


She is who she is, more power to her but who knew Bezos has such poor taste?
Anonymous
Post 04/25/2024 15:44     Subject: Re:Lauren Sanchez

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Jesus Mary Joseph, what the fresh hell is this (on the left; the right is fine):


I had a good laugh at this amazing get-up.

Did Bezos lose his mind? His kids must be mortified.


The trash has him under a spell. She’s a seasoned pro. He’s a lifelong dork. So it goes.


Lmao


Believe me, my pasty white ex would get me, hot curvy latina, along with other skinny thick women very easily. Women like smart/cute/rich
Anonymous
Post 04/25/2024 15:42     Subject: Lauren Sanchez

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I bet their sex is HAWT, like off the charts.


I bet it isn't.


Didnt bezos send her pictures of his long dong? Apparently he's well endowed and so is she from the boobage front.
Anonymous
Post 04/25/2024 15:40     Subject: Lauren Sanchez

Anonymous wrote:NP. What's her secret for her tiny waist? Especially after 3 kids.

My kids stretched out my rib cage, so it'll never be small again despite me being thin.


Daily personal trainer + she's working out 2x per day for at least 60 minutes. She's in the gym A LOT.

The giant fake boobs also make her waist look smaller. It's a visual illusion.

Plus, I'm certain the tabloids photoshop her pics.
Anonymous
Post 04/25/2024 14:25     Subject: Lauren Sanchez

Anonymous wrote:NP. What's her secret for her tiny waist? Especially after 3 kids.

My kids stretched out my rib cage, so it'll never be small again despite me being thin.


A whole lot of plastic surgery. Not a stretch mark in sight despite the massive boobs and the Barbie sized waist.
Anonymous
Post 04/25/2024 13:14     Subject: Lauren Sanchez

NP. What's her secret for her tiny waist? Especially after 3 kids.

My kids stretched out my rib cage, so it'll never be small again despite me being thin.
Anonymous
Post 02/28/2024 00:07     Subject: Re:Lauren Sanchez

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Jesus Mary Joseph, what the fresh hell is this (on the left; the right is fine):


I had a good laugh at this amazing get-up.

Did Bezos lose his mind? His kids must be mortified.


The trash has him under a spell. She’s a seasoned pro. He’s a lifelong dork. So it goes.


Lmao
Anonymous
Post 02/27/2024 22:45     Subject: Lauren Sanchez

Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:You guys are such jerks. By all accounts, she is a really nice, really smart woman. But you're just going to judge her by her looks. So typical of the nasty old DCUM hags. I know you're all her age - post your saggy old bodies!


lol wut? She’s a ho’y home wrecker who has cheated on multiple husbands in her attempts to “marry up.”

Sure, she landed the biggest of whales. But she has zero class.


And you do?
Anonymous
Post 02/27/2024 21:04     Subject: Lauren Sanchez

Anonymous wrote:You guys are such jerks. By all accounts, she is a really nice, really smart woman. But you're just going to judge her by her looks. So typical of the nasty old DCUM hags. I know you're all her age - post your saggy old bodies!


lol wut? She’s a ho’y home wrecker who has cheated on multiple husbands in her attempts to “marry up.”

Sure, she landed the biggest of whales. But she has zero class.
Anonymous
Post 02/27/2024 19:55     Subject: Lauren Sanchez

Anonymous wrote:I bet their sex is HAWT, like off the charts.


I bet it isn't.
Anonymous
Post 02/27/2024 19:50     Subject: Lauren Sanchez

Anonymous wrote:I bet their sex is HAWT, like off the charts.


Translation: Fake moaning and fake orgasms while she fantasizes about one of the pro athletes she used to bang
Anonymous
Post 02/27/2024 19:45     Subject: Lauren Sanchez

Anonymous wrote:I bet their sex is HAWT, like off the charts.

Well, obviously, a blind man knows that
Anonymous
Post 02/27/2024 19:44     Subject: Lauren Sanchez

In those posts shes trying way too hard I think she realizes she’s losing him his mid life crisis fugue is starting to wear off hope she invested some of those jewels.
Anonymous
Post 02/27/2024 19:30     Subject: Lauren Sanchez

I bet their sex is HAWT, like off the charts.
Anonymous
Post 02/27/2024 19:14     Subject: Lauren Sanchez

You guys are such jerks. By all accounts, she is a really nice, really smart woman. But you're just going to judge her by her looks. So typical of the nasty old DCUM hags. I know you're all her age - post your saggy old bodies!