Anonymous wrote:These comments are hysterical and I don't care that I'm going to hell for lmao over your brutal, yet truthful, observations.

Anonymous wrote:I almost pissed myself on the hazel and Parker comments ??? how about how that Keebler elf adam has his smooshed boxer nosed boy bodied wife convinced she is "hot"! Hilarious!!! She brow beats him into spending more money for houses , trips, that awful van, yet he bought a drone to take pics of those brats and she ripped him a new one! She is homely and her head shaking in the side interviews is probably why hazels eyeballs fly all over the place! Did u see when hazel cries her eyes actually roll back in her head making her even scarier??!! And then it's princess blayke aka the after thought wait until they farm her out as live in child care so keebler elf and boxer nose boy can go on a other vacation!! She will surely look for a guy to help her escape before 18! How in the hell does the mom ignore hazel squinting and turning her head when it's clear as day on tv to viewers??? That 1,2,3 discipline method hazel couldn't even put up 3 fingers bc the poor kid is probably seeing double all the time. How did they manage to give the 2 homely kids ugly names hazel and Parker? How long until we see Dale and Keebler Adam run off and get married? Adams damn eyes are insane. Scary.

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Anonymous wrote:Against my better judgement I just watched the first episode of the new season 5.
What a bunch of whiny ass spoiled Brats. I really feel for them with their mold issues and if they spend more than a few days in that house after the info they got they are crazy and DEFACS shpuld take those kids.
And that Block headed Crazy Eyes Hazel needs her ass beat. Off Camera of course. My sister showed that kind of disrespect at that age too and she got her ass wore out with a switch she picked herself in the backyard and it worked. Riley may be the wild, crazy outgoing one but it appears she can take direction and knows when to listen. It looks like Hazel needs help figuring that out. They start the show by saying how great Hazels eyes have been the past year right after it is plainly obvious that she is still looking to the side with her head cocked to the side. They need to get those eyes fixed sooner rather than later. All of these shows with families of 5 and 6 kids show the problems with having that many kids exactly the same age. At least in a family of kids close in age there is some kind of hierarchy set with who is in charge and the oldest and youngest dynamic. Having that many kids at once just isnt normal for anyone involved. To ask a couple to raise that many kids at once is absurd, plus how can one female body be expected to fully develop that many bodies. You get an underdeveloped Crazy eyed Hazel and Red Faced parker who is antisocial. I can see her turning into a real nasty Bitch when she grows up. Riley will be running the show, beating up her boyfriends and pitching her fits, laying on the floor kicking her legs. Ive dated a few women just like her.
The twins are by far the most normal of the 5 girls. They need to separate them more. its not normal for all 5 of them to clam up at the Christmas and easter receitals. They all stand there looking like a bunch of clueless Morons with hazel staring off into space and Parker with her mean as Hell looking Red Face. They need to learn some social skills and parents who will put their foot down and enforce some discipline.

They need to marry Hazel off as soon as she meets a boy who shows interest in her in High School. She is going to get Picked on so much with her Cartoon like Block head, weird glasses, and her eyes darting back and forth and it looks like she is looking past you while you are talking to her. She is going to have issues for sure. I saw one of last seasons episodes where Hazel is in Bun Bun the Rabbits cage eating rabbit shit. And when Adam catches her she tries to keep eating them. Thats what happens when you try to grow 5 kids in your body. One or 2 of them get the short end of the stick and maybe end up riding the Short Bus to school. And I am sure the 2 who didn't get all of the "Nutrients" so to speak are Hazel and Parker with her Red Face and menacing look. I see her being that nasty bitch running the liquor store counter. SHe just tells you the price with a nasty attitude and no social skills with everyone asking her aren't you one of those Ouitdaughtered Girls which just pisses her off even more. Just my .02 on this Great show.

Hazel may be able to end up working in a Waffle House????

I bet the other girls put Hazel in the rabbit cage as a joke.

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Anonymous wrote:I almost pissed myself on the hazel and Parker comments ??? how about how that Keebler elf adam has his smooshed boxer nosed boy bodied wife convinced she is "hot"! Hilarious!!! She brow beats him into spending more money for houses , trips, that awful van, yet he bought a drone to take pics of those brats and she ripped him a new one! She is homely and her head shaking in the side interviews is probably why hazels eyeballs fly all over the place! Did u see when hazel cries her eyes actually roll back in her head making her even scarier??!! And then it's princess blayke aka the after thought wait until they farm her out as live in child care so keebler elf and boxer nose boy can go on a other vacation!! She will surely look for a guy to help her escape before 18! How in the hell does the mom ignore hazel squinting and turning her head when it's clear as day on tv to viewers??? That 1,2,3 discipline method hazel couldn't even put up 3 fingers bc the poor kid is probably seeing double all the time. How did they manage to give the 2 homely kids ugly names hazel and Parker? How long until we see Dale and Keebler Adam run off and get married? Adams damn eyes are insane. Scary.

Also, you need to come help us out on the REDDIT subthread devoted to "Outdaughtered." Anyone even slightly critical of Danielle is beaten to a pulp by the fan-atics who worship their every move over there. Safety in numbers!

Anonymous wrote:I almost pissed myself on the hazel and Parker comments ??? how about how that Keebler elf adam has his smooshed boxer nosed boy bodied wife convinced she is "hot"! Hilarious!!! She brow beats him into spending more money for houses , trips, that awful van, yet he bought a drone to take pics of those brats and she ripped him a new one! She is homely and her head shaking in the side interviews is probably why hazels eyeballs fly all over the place! Did u see when hazel cries her eyes actually roll back in her head making her even scarier??!! And then it's princess blayke aka the after thought wait until they farm her out as live in child care so keebler elf and boxer nose boy can go on a other vacation!! She will surely look for a guy to help her escape before 18! How in the hell does the mom ignore hazel squinting and turning her head when it's clear as day on tv to viewers??? That 1,2,3 discipline method hazel couldn't even put up 3 fingers bc the poor kid is probably seeing double all the time. How did they manage to give the 2 homely kids ugly names hazel and Parker? How long until we see Dale and Keebler Adam run off and get married? Adams damn eyes are insane. Scary.

Anonymous wrote:I almost pissed myself on the hazel and Parker comments ??? how about how that Keebler elf adam has his smooshed boxer nosed boy bodied wife convinced she is "hot"! Hilarious!!! She brow beats him into spending more money for houses , trips, that awful van, yet he bought a drone to take pics of those brats and she ripped him a new one! She is homely and her head shaking in the side interviews is probably why hazels eyeballs fly all over the place! Did u see when hazel cries her eyes actually roll back in her head making her even scarier??!! And then it's princess blayke aka the after thought wait until they farm her out as live in child care so keebler elf and boxer nose boy can go on a other vacation!! She will surely look for a guy to help her escape before 18! How in the hell does the mom ignore hazel squinting and turning her head when it's clear as day on tv to viewers??? That 1,2,3 discipline method hazel couldn't even put up 3 fingers bc the poor kid is probably seeing double all the time. How did they manage to give the 2 homely kids ugly names hazel and Parker? How long until we see Dale and Keebler Adam run off and get married? Adams damn eyes are insane. Scary.

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Anonymous wrote:I'm starting to become deeply saddened by this show. I've watched every episode, but after finding out that Danielle beats that adorable little puppy, and after the horrible way she treats Riley, I just feel so sad and worried for these girls and the puppy. I'm worried that something really bad might happen.

Not to mention, poor Parker has terrible anxiety and is obviously very uncomfortable on camera, but still she's expected to be her parents' meal and frequent vacation ticket. It's disturbing.

Then there's the truth about all that "stressful" parenting of quints: that they have full-time nannies (and always have) and spend a lot of their time -- and the money that the girls bring in for them -- endlessly traveling as a couple and/or with other adults.

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Anonymous wrote:I'm starting to become deeply saddened by this show. I've watched every episode, but after finding out that Danielle beats that adorable little puppy, and after the horrible way she treats Riley, I just feel so sad and worried for these girls and the puppy. I'm worried that something really bad might happen.

Not to mention, poor Parker has terrible anxiety and is obviously very uncomfortable on camera, but still she's expected to be her parents' meal and frequent vacation ticket. It's disturbing.

Then there's the truth about all that "stressful" parenting of quints: that they have full-time nannies (and always have) and spend a lot of their time -- and the money that the girls bring in for them -- endlessly traveling as a couple and/or with other adults.

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Anonymous wrote:I'm starting to become deeply saddened by this show. I've watched every episode, but after finding out that Danielle beats that adorable little puppy, and after the horrible way she treats Riley, I just feel so sad and worried for these girls and the puppy. I'm worried that something really bad might happen.

Not to mention, poor Parker has terrible anxiety and is obviously very uncomfortable on camera, but still she's expected to be her parents' meal and frequent vacation ticket. It's disturbing.

Then there's the truth about all that "stressful" parenting of quints: that they have full-time nannies (and always have) and spend a lot of their time -- and the money that the girls bring in for them -- endlessly traveling as a couple and/or with other adults.

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Anonymous wrote:I'm starting to become deeply saddened by this show. I've watched every episode, but after finding out that Danielle beats that adorable little puppy, and after the horrible way she treats Riley, I just feel so sad and worried for these girls and the puppy. I'm worried that something really bad might happen.

Not to mention, poor Parker has terrible anxiety and is obviously very uncomfortable on camera, but still she's expected to be her parents' meal and frequent vacation ticket. It's disturbing.