Hi Michelle Obama! Are you reading this? If you are, let me tell you all the great things about my school, why their philosophy is the best, exmissions are fabulous, and everything else. And you should know the truth about that horrible other school, let me dish....

Anonymous wrote:I just bought a pack of underwear for myself and two additional packages to give as gifts. Imagine my horror when I opened them and they were torn and dirty! EW! Gross. Disgusting. I went and opened the other two packs and guess what! THE SAME THING. Torn, worn, ripped, and dirty! Hanesbro is packaging USED underwear. I think everyone in this community needs to be aware. They are obviously used! I mean, I know I bought them to use and make dirty myself BUT really, they were sealed. Ugh. So gross, ew.

Now that I take a closer look I see they are made in Japan. Used underwear are HUGE in Japan. HUGE. Ugh, I am so disgusted.

I don't know how you have time to be upset about such a stupid thing as dirty underwear. I wishI had that kind of time on my hands but I am way too busy with more important things to care about something I was GOING TO MAKE DIRTY ANYWAY. That said, I just spent 45 minutes on the phone with Hanesbro doing the dirty work you can't be bothered to do. The underwear you refer to as "Disgusting" is actually brand new. Some thongs got mistakenly boxed up with some Diego underwear before the dye had a change to set. The gentle chugging motion of the tugboat as they were shipped from CHINA (not Japan, you idiot) tied them into some kind of erotic love knot and the dye was tranfered from the Diego underwear to the thongs, causing the "disgusting" brown smear you saw on your underwear. So they are actually BRAND NEW and anyone but a complete hysteric would accept this explanation from Hanewbro. Why don't you get a life, you tool?

Anonymous wrote:Really, not funny anymore....NEXT

Then stop wasting your time reading it. end of argument

Is too!-Na na na na boo boo

Is not!

PP, you are a very bitter nasty person. This thread is very funny.

This thread is not funny anymore. And neither is that other one...or that one. No, not that one either. If you have a question, please use Google.

We had fewer trick-or-treaters this year than last year. Does this means private school applications will be down? Please only reply if you were accepted at one of the Big Three.

Really, not funny anymore....NEXT

Hey! I know I can count on you for opinions! I want to know the fact, stats, numbers, prices, teacher bios, grad rate, ratio of pupils per teacher, average commute time, if they are eco-friendly, what should I do about testing, who should I screw to get in, and overall opinion of every school in the NW DC, Arlington, and Bethedsa area.

TIA!!!!

This thread was funny for quite a while- but- let it go- NOT FUNNY..it's just overused..

How should I dress my baby for the colder weather - should I put clothes on him or will a loin cloth work? Does anybody know of a baby clothing store in the area...not sure if the ubiquitous Target sells baby clothes.

Also, should I worry about establishing a sleep schedule for a baby in utero? Has sleep and schedules been discussed before on this forum? What about breast feeding at work? Or how about clogged ducts? I couldn't be bothered to check the archives since I am debating whether to fire my nanny after she replaced the Bounty paper towels with Brawy. The nerve!

Ew. Gross.

I heard a lot of pupils got stabbed there. Or at least there are some hispanic pupils there, so it doesn't feel safe.

The school to which you are sending your child is inadequate, filthy, and just for losers. It's basically a daycare. It's not worthy of my perfect child. The fact that everyone who has sent a child there is posting glowing reviews of the place shows that you are all insecure pathetic excuses for parents, unlike me.

Although my child has not yet entered preschool (actually I'm still trying to conceive my first) I am an authority on all of the local schools now; I have attended several open houses and my opinion is therefore incontrovertible.